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2017

22

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I like to tell girls I want to fuck them in changing rooms..because it’s a fetish, you know in store changing rooms where they are trying on things…a normal fetish… But I probably shouldn’t do it when they are changing and have never met me before…it throws them off…and could even be sexual assault in […]

2017

15

Feb

Sports Illustrated Swim – Big Launch No One Cares About of the Day

I consistently say that Instagram killed the bikini model, or maybe it created the DIY bikini model, who in many cases is hotter than the bikini model, probably a little more desperate than the actual getting paid bikini models, sometimes bigger earners than the actual bikini models, because lets face it, getting in a bikini […]

2016

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

The closest thing to a life lesson I’ve ever been taught is that if you’re having sex with more than one girl, or if you’re married and you have to fuck other girls to keep you sane enough to not murder suicide your wife, always use condoms with the sketchier one…and I’ve gone through life […]

2016

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Old women, I’m talking really fucking old women, like 35 years old an older old, are the best girls to sext with, especially when they are recently divorced after being married for 10 years, and moms, because there’s this level of not giving a fuck – they’re soul has already been ravaged coupled with a […]

2016

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t said anything funny in over three years. Here are some stepLINKS… Hot Girls Not Wearing Bras CLICK HERE Will Smith is Boycotting the Oscars CLICK HERE Drunk Brat Gets in the Wrong UBER CLICK HERE Some fame Whore in a Bikini CLICK HERE Jessica Simpson in a Bikini CLICK HERE Mike Tyson Gives […]

2014

14

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Sara Malakul Lane is Hot and Fuck in Galore Shoot I Supplied the Ramen For I was physically threatened on Facebook for suggesting someone mocking missiles got hit by a missile, but not killed by a missile, just severely injured by a missile because mocking dangerous things and cheering on war is a whole lot […]

2024

31

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I guess it’s Halloween today, even though every day is Halloween for these fake fucks cosplaying on the internet.. It’s probably Halloween every day for all those self-proclaimed “witches” who are typically single cat ladies in their 30s or 40s who chose chasing the dream of fucking rich dudes to heart instead of settling down […]

2024

28

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Apparently, there’s an election going on… Like a Taylor Swift song, it’s everywhere you turn, even when you’re not looking for it. Does it actually make a difference or are they just manipulating your minds? Will they let you be prosperous or are you the forever tax paying slave class… I guess you’ll have to […]

2023

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw a grown ass man, probably in his 50s, rocking a little summer dress and straw hat, that you’d expect to see in pictures of your European grandmother in the old country in the 1900s before she came to America…. He didn’t have any make-up or a wig on, he was just straight up […]

2023

15

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know why you would sit on a computer screen clicking stepLINKS, I mean, I guess that is why you don’t really do that shit anymore because to rot away on a screen when there’s a whole real actual world out there filled with real actual hot chicks dressed half naked seems far more […]