It’s President’s Day and since you’re the president of the SAD SACK OF SHIT CLUB, I’ve decided to gift you with VERY important stepLINKS… That’s all I have to say about that Mr President…. Let’s just hope you don’t assassinate yourself, you know in all your sad sack of shit depression, because I need the […]

We may not win Super Bowls, or get invited to Super Bowls or even invited to Super Bowl Parties because everyone we’ve ever met hate us…. We may not really be included in the simulation, or the script that people call a simulation because having the NFL mapped out like a movie or the WWE […]

It’s Super Bowl weekend, don’t get eaten by any influencer monsters, dancing like assholes for their cell phones, when you’re just trying to eat your fucking chicken wings and watch the fucking game, because you are a man, and you like watching other men in tights wrestle for a ball in exchange for 40 million […]

HEY….it’s stepLINKS TIME… HOW excited are you, I know you’re EXCITED, but HOW excited are you. DO my random CAPS LOCK words give you anxiety…. Do they GLITCH out your AUTISM…. GOOD. Here are some stepLINKS…. Alessandra Ambrosio Finds Her Paradise in Thailand! LICK HERE Hanna Cavinder’s Bikini Selfie! LICK HERE Taking apart and discovering […]

It may not be the most wonderful time of year, that was last month and it really wasn’t all that wonderful, not because I’m a depressive freak, unless I am a depressive freak who isn’t aware of his depressive freakiness…. But it’s the most wonderful time of day, when you can let your imaginations go […]

The problem with the world is that we don’t all live on a topless beach, which for a pervert like me who really just wants to stare at tits all day because ultimately it’s an addiction, I’m left empty and wanting more, alone and full of sadness, anxiety, remorse and even mourning the dreams of […]

Is it Christmas yet? Here are some stepLINKS….while I wait…. Selena Gomez Has a Brand New Look! LICK HERE Had To Try It (GIF) LICK HERE CHRISTMAS GIFT LICK HERE 9 examples of good samaritans saving lives LICK HERE Heidi Klum is Tanning Topless Again! LICK HERE Pregnant Ciara Throwback because Russell Wilson is Benched […]

I guess is safe to assume that you have finally stopped jerking off to your cousin’s tits after staring at them at the family function this Christmas season. By this time in the Holiday calendar, you’ve probably jerked your dick off which is probably better than raping or impregnating your cousin, assuming she can still […]