Tis the fucking season… As we roll into the premature ejaculation of YULETIDE CHEER at retail outlets everywhere, I have decided to do my best this Holiday season to track down some of these lewd, newd, crewd girls producing exhibitionist content in public places for clout, hype and attention on the social media feeds they […]

I guess it’s Halloween weekend, which has lost its appeal now that everyday is Halloween for the clowns of the world, rocking their social media in character… Slutty costumes aren’t just for your co-worker to release one day a year, but rather for every girl to release daily, sometimes hourly, because it’s their identity…real life […]

I realize that I’m an old expired fuck. I know that the best days are behind me. I know that the hot pussy doesn’t even want to upset their father’s by bringing me home for family dinner because I am older than their dad…. But I am still totally shocked when I find myself checking […]

My first post in 2004 was something along the lines of “send nudes”…. 19 years ago, I was committed to the nudes…. I was doing it for the nudes… Yet I never got any nudes…. I didn’t build one of the billion dollar marketplaces for women to sell nudes… But my perversion was on the […]

The writer’s strike taught me one thing….the people who write the content we consume, who shape the world through their pop culture content creation, are some of the lamest, weakest, nerdy, estrogen filled, fucks….who don’t deserve to be the voice of a generation…..or are actually terrifying that they are a voice of a generation or […]

If you take the time to look around you, you will see countless failed instagram influencer whores, who are trying to live their best instagram influencer life, whether it’s the skinny girl with an eating disorder buying her apple for the week at the grocery store, or the fitness mom in a black bike short […]