Things are weird in Florida. I just saw Santa land in a helicopter while a bunch of prison escapee looking meth addicts in Christmas t-shirts…picked their scabs as their ghetto kids ate cotton candy… I also found out the price of rub and tugs, spoke about anal virginity and at least three girls told me […]
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2022
22
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s Christmas motherfuckers…. It’s the most wonderful time of year, but also one of the popular time for people to kill themselves in the family garage to leave a statement or to make a statement to the family that fucking annoys them. You know the gift of sadness and failure as a parent, always a […]
2018
29
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
One of the saddest thing about running this site – is when no one listens to me, despite my trendsetting capabilities, you know being a homeless broke ass angry drunk Mexcian pushing 50 wearing soiled pants….exactly what you’d expect the mastermind behind the fashion industry to be…. So when I proposed a new trend that […]
2018
10
Sep
Kendall Jenner is Naked of the Day
[IMAGES REMOVED] Kendall Jenner is featured in the Russel James Victoria’s Secret art book that I wrote about last week… They use this book to pretend that the images they create for their catalog is art, higher brow, worth more than typical catalog pics…. It’s a marketing hook, that puts all their models to good […]
2018
16
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
The exciting thing about the weekend is that you’ve got all the options, all the choices in the world. all the time in the world, to do anything you dream.. You can write a book, a movie, go gamble, go to the movies, get drunk, get high, get laid, eat pussy, go to the strippers, […]
2017
28
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
If you play your cards right, a feminist who hates what you stand for, because you apparently objectify women – by commenting on women who objectify themselves – which is supposed to be “empowering” – because they chose to do it – yet the Social Justice Warriors don’t know how to handle it – because […]
2017
27
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s my dead mother’s birthday today and I’ve used that fact with at least 10 -25 girls to get them to send me pics of their butthole pics.. I figure girls are sensitive about that shit and I am a manipulative piece of shit who feels like I should use my mom’s premature death for […]
2017
26
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
Making a joke about locking a girl you are sexting in a basement always takes a weird turn when she says “That’s where I feel most at home”….hot right, until she follows up with “that’s where my dad used to molest me when I was 7”. The wrong response is “where did he cum”….because even […]
2017
26
Apr
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
The random tinder matches I get don’t believe my opening line – which is “I want you to be my forever girl”….because they think I am cutting and pasting it to every single one of them…because everyone is a self involved skeptic who doesn’t believe in romance….and just want me to say “I want to […]
2016
12
May
stepLINKS of the Day
When the hot girl in the summer dress with her titties hanging out comes to talk to you after you hold the door open for her at the Starbucks you’d think a bohemian girl like her wouldn’t be going into – forcing you to awkwardly stand next to each other…reaches for her coffee to show […]