The highlight of facebook is that it gives me the opportunity to have fights with an award winning Hollywood producer who called out girls at NOBU for being sugar babies, since girls only fuck with him because he’s a hollywood producer… Dude called me a misogynist because he doesn’t understand satire and that this is […]

I spent the weekend drinking with Lewis Hamilton…because it was the FORMULA 1 Grand Prix, the event that made Tamara Ecclestone and heiress who owns the Aaron Spelling castle in LA, and Lewis, good old Lewis, won – as he does -that crazy Lewis – who I was hoping would tell us all stories of […]

I think my lack of commercial success is in large part due to having little to no talent at anything, coupled with shitty work ethic even if I update this site all the fucking time but I like to think it also has something to do with people being dumb as fuck, needing finger paintings […]

I spent the last hour and a half of my morning, when I should have been blogging like a teenage girl about my angst and anger towards how stupid people are, how corrupt the world is, how the media and government are owned by brands and corporation and horrible horrible people, trying to sell you […]

The highlight of my day was trying to convince a girl I know who clearly just got breast implants to show me her scars, because scars are all part of the process and I like experiencing the process…you know it’s the journey not the destination… The fail of my day was that the girl I […]

I heard a quote that inspired me because I am 5…it goes like this “a day in the BUSH is worth a WEEK in the CITY…”… I saw a fat JEWISH girl, probably 25, fat like fat like me with her baby in tow…and now I understand what girls see when they look at me […]

The site was down for an hour today. I assumed Taylor Swift’s on staff hackers deleted everything I’ve barely worked the last 12 years and 36,000 posts on…my life flash before my eyes…debating if I would rebuild in some panic…only to realize I’m free…that Taylor Swifts hackers gave me freedom… Relieving me of this obsessive […]

I am in a weird place, I’ve always been on the fringe of mainstream, into the weird, creepy, abnormal, degenerates….which was also on the fringe of porn, so I remain perfectly irrelevant… I never made mainstream money or porn money, I kind of just existed… So last night, I decided I was time to produce […]