If you had to run over a kid, you know one of those hypothetical “what ifs”…..and the fate of the world relied on you killing one kid… What Ethnicity would it be? I know what this Jesus Freak would answer… How about Jennifer Lawrence Tonguing Natalie Dormer Cuz She’s Gay.. Fine…Here are some stepLINKS So […]
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2015
06
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
Being a disgusting undesirable motherfucker, the kind of guy girls hate fucking when they are fucking me…and I guess before they are fucking me…but they often times end up fucking me…maybe it is charity on their end…maybe it is horniness and I’m in the right place at the right time…or maybe it is anger because […]
2015
07
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
The only thing I hate about sex is the person I am having sex with…. Have you ever wanted to feel the love someone feels when they kill someone in a crime of passion, that’s intense love… I just want to kill my fat wife, so that I can be left the fuck alone….Not because […]
2015
16
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
I hate that I didn’t pretend I was retarded when I was 2 years old.. I could have faked retarded, I know it…I would have been good. It would have allowed me a life of luxury in an institution…like an all inclusive resort… I would have had zero responsiblity, not that I really do, my […]
2015
16
Jul
Raica Oliveira for Elle France of the Day
Raica Oliveira is a hot Victoria’s Secret Model from Brazil, like so many other Victoria’s Secret models before her…making me think that the evil corporation probably has some kind of outpost there. A place where they abduct and train these bitches to become the face of their brand. I figure if they make their bras […]
2015
12
Jun
The New Vicotria’s Secret of the Day
I don’t really like promoting Victoria’s Secret, especially not for free, but I guess that’s the foundation of their entire marketing program…is getting free press because they have a team of hookers who work for them… Well, that look and feel got pretty fucking boring over the last few years, but they’ve finally turned to […]
2015
04
Jun
Alessandra Ambrosio L’Officiel Turkey of the Day
Alessandra Ambrosio is Officiel in Turkey in what are probably old pictures of the mom of 2, Victoria’s Secret model, who we can assume they either built in their research facility in Brazil like she was Josephine Skriver…all from a test tube…or where she was abducted by her family from her small village and forced […]
2015
22
May
stepLINKS of the Day
It’s Memorial Day weekend…are you a pathetic loser with no friends or family who turns to the internet for salvation like it is your new GOD…since we live in a GODLESS world… Or are you just a figment of my imagination…. Don’t drink and drive, but if you do, aim for the fat chicks… Here […]
2015
11
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
Some girl just told me she likes my glasses because they were creepy….so I took them off…stared her in the eyes and asked if I could babysit her children… I like to commit to things….except things that matter… Here are some stepLINKS… Zoolander Does Valentino GO Big Fucking Cleavage GO Woman Stabs Husband After Finding […]
2014
30
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Dec 12, 2014 at 2:46pm PST I was called out on tinder, by a girl on tinder, for being some kind of sleaze misogynist who prey’s on insecure girls, and who exploits insecure girls, when really all I do is make fun of celebrities, who aren’t insecure and […]