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2015

07

Apr

Burberry Goes Black of the Day

Naomi Campbell, Jourdan Dunn are the faces of a new Burberry campaign, because I guess Burberry has gone black…but will they go back? I mean we know hip hop loves luxury goods, and people with money love hip hop and luxury goods, but the white trash in the trailer park racists…sure as hell won’t be […]

2015

10

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I guess I should post the links…I was busy getting asshole pics sent to me….but I guess I have a responsibility of updating the site…but when I really break it down based on everything…10 years after starting this nonsense, asshole pics are more rewarding.. Girls Tugging on Clothes… GO Drugs are Legal in Ireland… GO […]

2015

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes your neighbor doesn’t pay the internet bill for the internet, and I’m forced to get drunk, shoot guns, eat burritos and hang with surfer strippers who are clearly addicted to meth or crack, partially because they have the name of the strip club tattooed on their inner thigh….but mainly because they ask you for […]

2015

16

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I got my first fan mail in the history of this site. Usually it is death threats. But this one came with a half naked babe telling me how my commentary got her through high school. Now I don’t know how that is possible, but I do know that half naked pics make me almost […]

2014

03

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about jogging….is watching girls with nice round asses and big fat tits doing it.. I spent an hour at the track. Staring. Here are some stepLINKS… Model Ankles GO So Much Ridiculous Ass GO The Dumb Cat of the Day GO Kelly Brook Grainy Tits…. GO George Clooney Directing a Movie on […]

2014

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

There is something magical about skinny legs, but even more magical when they come from TINDER and are wrapped around your neck, making you question how many other dudes she has done this to, because frankly, you didn’t have to put any fucking work into this, and you’re old, obese and broke, and you didn’t […]

2014

30

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I never went to Film School…or any school for that matter…but I do convince girls to let me video tape their tits…so I guess I’m self taught and doing it better than any film school grad working at McDonalds…I like to thank my ability to talk to fat girls and skinny girls…and all girls….about the […]

2014

30

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My new fetish is “Before” Tit pics. Meaning if a girl has had titty surgery, either making them tits bigger or smaller, I don’t care about how the mangled, scientific enhanced ones look, I want to see the shitty before tits that they hated and that inspired them to spend 5-10,000 dollars jacking up, or […]

2014

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Today I learned a couple valuable lessons…be careful what you ask for, or wish for, because when you think you’ve seen everything…you haven’t…there’s a whole underbelly of weirdness you haven’t even touched…and the desensitized, dead soul you once had wakes up says “no dude, I’m still here, that she was gross as fuck”… Today…my wife […]

2014

07

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s my birthday, buy me stuff. My gift to you is links and stories to remind you that you don’t have it so bad, some of us are far worse off and apparently, also closer to death. Monetary contributions to my birthday retirement fund can be made in this post’s comments. Assuming anyone actually reads […]