I don’t understand why girls don’t just post their nude selfies as their tinder profiles, because all I’ve had to do to get a nude selfie is say: “I want to see you naked, send me the most naked pic you have on your phone”…. Pretty much as the third or fourth message…to which they […]
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2015
05
Oct
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I am not a sexual predator, despite what people on tinder assume when they see my masked face in a profile, they just assume I am out to rape them, when the logic that people don’t possess would tell me that a real rapist would probably have a decent job, dress well, take care of […]
2015
08
Jul
Chrissy Teigen Is Probably Hired by Instagram of the Day
Chrissy Teigen, the old, bloated, pug faced model who is hardly a model, but who has done some bikini campaigns in order to pretend she was a model long enough to get a talented singer to marry her and give her half of all his stupid music money, like a good overrated gold digging, wallet […]
2015
02
Mar
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Do you ever try to remember what went on over the weekend, and whether or not you screwed up by not wearing a condom with what you assume is a meth addicted stripper, because she was old enough to still be into meth, and her scabs were a sign that it could be meth, you […]
2014
26
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
I think I am going to start an autistic dating site…it will be nonstop fun….I met an autistic girl at Starbucks and she was so awkward, detached and scared of other people, that shit would make a good viral video…while I am working on that…Here are a bunch of stepLINKS… Shakira’s New Music Video GO […]
2013
09
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
Clearly, the way to my heart is when a girl gets my shit permanently inked on her lips…I’m talking #stepGIRL forever…it still blows me away…like it happened just yesterday…because it did happen yesterday…but seriously, not a huge deal or anything, but totally insane to me… The problem now, is that the only way I can […]
2013
11
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
Got some fan mail… I really like coming to your site but for the love of god just take an extra second to look over your posts before you submit. Just about every post has a word left out or misspelled! Best Joe So I responded: Joe, if that’s your real name… That’s the whole […]
2008
29
May
stepLINKS of the Day
So I decided to try to get my stepdaughter and her friends in on a game of Truth or Dare. They agreed to play and after a few shots of Jack, I was convinced things would get nice and juicy. I had planned to get them to play tag in their panties, have their first […]
2008
23
Jan
Jenny Frost Showing Some Tit at Kate Moss’ Birthday of the Day
Her name is Jenny Frost and I have no idea why the paparazzi are taking pictures of her, but I can only assume it’s because of the kind of outfits she wears out to these high profile events like Kate Moss’ birthday a couple of days ago. It turns out that this bitch is only […]