Tonight is my last night in Sundance and I’ve had a great time chilling with useless celebs and watching useless movies. I am not really in Sundance because I can barely even afford to shit cuz of the cost of toilet paper but feel like that would be what would be going through my mind […]
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2005
10
Mar
I am – Sandra Bernhard; Jewish Celebrity of the Day
This feature has been gone for so time but not in our hearts. Since I am Jewish I like to give back to the community a help fellow Jews out. So I profile one Jewish celebrity a week to give them so added exposure. This week I profile Sandra Bernhard a Comedian and actress who […]
2023
24
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
Funny things were said today, I just don’t remember any of those things…so I’ll go back to unfunny, it seems to be the theme of the internet amongst all the crazies… Sure, everything may be fake and gay…. All the news you read, things you see, just bullshit AI driven nonsense….but since I can’t be […]
2023
28
Feb
stepLINKS of the Day
Make getting drunk, partying, fucking, all that good stuff fun again… All these people on social media are so fucking miserable, yet they are all medicated on prescription pills, into getting high and partying, in a generation of everyone being down to fuck porn style, yet they still whine, complain, cry about nonsense like pronouns, […]
2018
23
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
The most amazing thing happened to me today….I left the house for the better part of the afternoon because my wife had terrible stomach issues and was shitting herself and I couldn’t take the fucking smell… So I went to the park that I drink at…and I didn’t see one single ass cheek in short […]
2017
28
Jun
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Apparently all girls you’re sexting don’t like when you send them snapchats of a street hooker sucking your micro cock after a night of hard drinking…all limp and confusing because not one of them sent a nude today…when I was just trying to be considerate and romantic and say “you’re with me when I partake […]
2016
08
Dec
Kate Moss on Roller Coasters of the Day
Kate Moss is the best, I would even say she’s a fetish, and she’s on some roller coaster that brings me joy…not because it represents the ups and downs of her career and life…her relationships or any of that poetic shit…it’s not even that this is some christmas spirit bullshit…at some winter wonderland bullshit in […]
2016
29
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
The site was down for an hour today. I assumed Taylor Swift’s on staff hackers deleted everything I’ve barely worked the last 12 years and 36,000 posts on…my life flash before my eyes…debating if I would rebuild in some panic…only to realize I’m free…that Taylor Swifts hackers gave me freedom… Relieving me of this obsessive […]
2016
29
Apr
Morning Hangover Drunk of the Day
I would say I’m late at these stepLINKS, which is better than being late on my period, but that’s only because I spent the better part of the morning washing the whore juice off me… I guess I should do my stepLINKS in the morning – even though nothing in this life actually matters and […]
2016
03
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
Diary of a Facebook Prisoner: Jesus Martinez DAY 18.5 in Facebook Jail Instagram deleted a pic of a girl in a bikini cuz my caption was “I just masturbated to this pic” I JUST MASTURBATED TO THIS PIC as a caption gets your picture deleted on INSTAGRAM What the fuck kind of world do we […]