I just applied to be on Big Brother 9, but I am don’t live in the US so I am not eligible, but figured that I shouldn’t let that stop me in my quest to be on TV. This is what I wrote: I want to be on big brother. But I need wifi and […]

I don’t what it was with drinking that made me fascinated with the dude who plays Borat and how he was Super Greg number 1, but I blame tequila and like everything I do when drunk, think of it as the Drunk dialing of blogging. I’ve got no regrets because retracting statements like I was […]

Tonight’s been a busy night. It’s the one night of the week the family goes out to dinner together because KFC’s got a 2 dollar special and my wife managed to eat 20 boxes of the shit. That story was a lie, but it’s nice to pretend, reality is that I don’t step foot in […]

I have been listening to a group of black guys doing smoke shows with their 1990 Pontiac for the last fucking hour. All I can smell is burnt rubber and all I can hear is squealing in my ears. I am annoyed but don’t want to go outside because today is not my day to […]

I spent my day trying to get my stepdaughter into a concert that’s happening tomorrow night, but no one could help me, I guess having a website doesn’t always get you free things like tickets to shitty hipster concerts. I am a little pissed off though, because if I was a Perez kind of site, […]

Today was not that eventful. I am in Canada and it is fucking cold. I went to the store for about 5 minutes to get something to eat and all I could afford was a 4 day old salad, I figured it wouldn’t kill me, I haven’t eaten it yet, but I will, and if […]