I am mourning the death of Christmas music everywhere I go….I am mourning the fact that I couldn’t get Boxing day sales…I am mourning all the white trash idiot who got together today at discount centers looking for bigging discounts forgetting the real deals come in the new year when every company goes broke as […]

A girl sent me in an email asking me whether I like sex or blowjobs better, when I said blowjobs, because putting gross things in your mouth has always been a passion of mine, especially when those gross things are part of me, not to mention when those gross things are only found after much […]

So my site is blocked in schools for being a “Porn” Site….which pisses me off because I don’t even post fucking porn…it’s giving me a bad rep….and my good rep as the biggest pervert on the internet is hard to keep on that fine line of SFW…I’ve failed… Never gonna win….Unless you consider not watching […]

The internet is dead….and by the internet I mean this site…. I just checked my traffic for the first time in 6 months. Holy Shit. I officially didn’t make it….6 years to realize it…. But I did make my stepLINKS… WTF Video of the Day GO Perky Emo Tits! GO Rosie Huntington Whitely Hot in […]

Follow me on TWITTER….Since that social shit is the future of the internet and this blog shit doesn’t matter anymore…I’m pretty shitty at it…but it makes me feel relevant…or something…I don’t know…I just use it to see pussy. I’m transparent like that… Here are the stepLINKS…. Bar Refaeli Looking Fucking Amazing in a Tight Dress […]

Do you think your mom shaves her pussy bald and why? I just feel there is something comical about a woman with grown kids having a fully bald cooch like she was 5 and trying to be sexy. That’s really all that’s on my mind right now… Oh right. It’s also the weekend… I’m good […]

I’m pretty fucking hungry, which is ironic considering how fat I am….I am disappointed with how few of you added me to FACEBOOK …..It reminds me how fucking useless, irrelevant and a waste of space I am, however my bank account, credit card debt, fat wife and lack of erections when the time I need […]

I just read on the news that some kids filmed a gang rape of a teenage girl in Vancouver and posted it on the internet…That is dumber than the time I got pulled over for drinking and told the cop I was only drinking Vodka…It takes a real fucking idiot to break the law and […]

I think I may be dying…and it is not because I stayed up all night surfing facebook albums for smut, but because I stayed up the last 3 days wandering the streets of New York, trying to do magic tricks for all the rich people for money, only to realize I don’t know magic tricks….meeting […]