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2009

14

Aug

Sienna Miller in her White Bikini of the Day

Sienna Miller was one of these actor bitches I wanted to fuck because she looked like she was laid back and knew what she was doing, but as time has gone on, she’s become the kind of girl who may have a little too much experience for me to want to go down on her […]

2009

13

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

In response to the GLAAD people – I got the single most amazing email from a reader…. Dear Jesus –   I am an HIV Poz Gay Male – but more importantly, I am a Big Fan of your website and sometimes the stuff that yo write is the only thing that gets me through […]

2009

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I met a handicapped woman today. She couldn’t get enough of my dog and the entire time she was talking to me as she was drooling all over herself, I couldn’t help but wonder if she fucked as wonky as she walked, talked and pretty much got through life and would I really be able […]

2009

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It is my birthday for a few more minutes, I have been drinking since noon. I am going to drink some more. But before I do I figured I’d post up my links as a gift to all you cocksuckers who I hate. If I don’t die tonight, I’ll be back tomorrow. Remember I love […]

2009

16

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I watched the George Bush Farewell Address at my one neighbor who doesn’t hate me house. The reason the other crackheads turned on me all started around 4:30 in the morning earlier today, when I forgot my keys and buzzed everyone in the building to get in. One guy took it a little personally, came […]

2008

11

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

So I accidentally got invited to some denim event…..see photo above…..because I guess someone put me on a list of relevant media people to invite to fashion events as some kind of joke….anyway some poor intern emailed me this: Hi! I apologize in advance if you are not located anywhere near New York, and receive […]

2008

17

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

I had no idea the Victoria’s Secret fashion show was happening this weekend, I don’t really keep on top of anything, but I noticed that on Thursday and Friday a lot of pictures of the models together were surfacing, so it only made sense that when they got them all in one room together, Victoria’s […]

2008

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email: Dear Jesus, I am an American first and an avid reader second. As your are probably aware, in America nothing we do is our fault, it is someone else’s fault, and my recent relapse into strippers, cocaine, and alcohol can only be the result of one thing: your blog (or whatever […]

2008

01

Jul

Flavio Briatore’s Wife in a Bikini of the Day

The great thing about Flavio Briatore is not his hot tits, but it is that he proves to the world that no matter how fat you are, or how old you get you can always pull it hot tail if you’ve got a good personality, because girls don’t go for dudes because of the way […]

2008

25

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I got some fan mail: Why did you write White Power on your site. You’re a fucking racist and shouldn’t be advocating those kinds of negative things. I will never come back to your site again. Signed Black Power I said: It is funny because I am Mexican and White Power groups hate me more […]