I am a big fan of girls who like breaking up marriages…you know a home wrecker fetish because I am married and it’s really my only thing I have going for me to get laid…I mean that and my hooker budget…but that doesn’t count… Here are some stepLINKS…. Sluts Tugging On Their CLothes GO Gwyneth […]
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2013
28
Aug
Naked Supermodels for Interview Magazine of the Day
Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista, Stephanie Seymour, Christie Turlington, Amber Valetta and Daria Werbowy are all naked for the Fashion issue of Interview magazine and I am into models, even in their golden years of modelling, getting naked, because they are still models and naked…it’s a pretty fucking simple concept….they are genetically built for […]
2013
19
Aug
Stacy Keibler in a Bikini of the Day
Stacy Keibler and her Homie and eating partner…Naomi Campbell were in bikinis last week celebrating being single, 40, fit and capable of fucking any dude they want, unless that dude is George Clooney or the Russian Billionaire…who dumped their high maintenance getting old as fuck….asses…but other than those two…these bitches are half naked, not fat […]
2013
04
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
I am convinced that the big evil American corporations jack the food in the States with some kind of hormones, or mind altering chemical, because I’m in withdrawal…all I keep thinking about is FAMILY RESTAURANT CHAIN FOOD…It’s affordable and convenient with healthy sized portions that any bitch can get fat on in a 4 day […]
2013
18
Jan
Jourdan Dunn Hot Ass for Vogue Spain of the Day
Jourdan Dunn is a black british model who I guess is the new Naomi Campbell ….a comparison I am sure she’s never had before…one she’s probably not annoyed of…one that is probably so played out that she’d prefer to be compared to a one of the slaves George Washington knocked up….or Oprah had she not […]
2013
04
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
This weekend is going to involve at least on prostitute dressed like a circus clown juggling my testicles….that I will promise to make famous…and pay in luxury vacations to the back alley…behind the dumpster….under the overpass….and it’s gonna be fun… To keep up with me FOLLOW ON TWITTER that’s my jam….it’s where I find all […]
2012
06
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
You know what doesn’t matter…This doesn’t matter…None of this matters…except for the VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE and these links…these links fucking matter…they change lives and get me sex…you should try them sometime… Are you ready for 12/12/12 12:12:12 ? It’s coming. End of the world. Demi Moore Just Reached a New Level of Pathetic […]
2012
09
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
I fall in love every time there is a flash rain storm and girls who are wearing white and going braless are caught in it, usually trying to hide themselves, before giving up because they’ve been beat…I am a romantic like that….and now I am going to write a love song about it as I […]
2012
12
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
I just had a case of a self-fulfilling prophecy….sure it is probably not the first time I have predicted my miserable fate..but it is the first time that I write a tasteless joke and less than 12 hours later….it happens to me…. I made a joke about Lady Gaga gettting hit in the head yesterday, […]
2012
11
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
Instagram is too much pressure. I just avoid the shit cuz no one needs to be reminded about how boring my fucking life is…..you should follow me anywhere…while I embrace and accept the fact that the cast of Jersey Shore is more popular than me….likely through suicide… It is hot out, girls are half naked, […]