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2014

30

Jun

Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell are Some Old Timers in Bikinis of the Day

I will always be a Kate Moss fan, even if she’s over 40 and Doughy because she didn’t stick to her “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”…life philosophy to heart…I guess when you cool down the cocaine and limit it to once a week under doctor’s orders, and you’re not getting paid to be […]

2012

29

Nov

Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss for Interview Russia of the Day

I don’t know if this is a reminder of Russia in the 80s…during the Cold War…when Levis Jeans…Coca Cola…and McDonalds were all the fucking rage and people would pay 10 times the price to get at them….you know all while listening to 10 year old American music and watching 10 year old American movies…totally 10 […]

2011

30

Aug

Naomi Campbell Gets Taped Up of the Day

Here are some pictures of Naomi Campbell all taped up and tied down for the fetishists and those of you in the KKK….who remember the good old days when this lead to being tied behind a truck when your racist little dick was done with her….because you’re fucking sick…. I think it is funny that […]

2011

28

Mar

Naomi Campbell’s Living the Good Life While Scratching Her Ass of the Day

Here’s some shitty Naomi Campbell bikini pics, no racist, as she sits and smokes on a yacht that I assume belongs to her billionaire Russian tycoon who somehow got the contracts for oil during the fall of communism in what I can only assume was a wholesome, legal and ethical way. There’s nothing hot about […]

2010

28

Sep

Naomi Campbell Does Some Necrophiliac Dominatrix Shit for Interview of the Day

This photoshoot would be a hell of a lot more interesting if she wasn’t black. I’m just joking….I’m not racist. You’re racist for thinking that was a racist thing to say, some of my best friends are black…. I’m also just saying that Namoi Campbell is boring as fuck in any position, with any controversial […]

2010

16

Sep

Naomi Campbell’s Ironic T-Shirt of the Day

I don’t really know what the fuck I was thinking when I pulled these pictures. I don’t know if it was that I thought people like this ex-Supermodel from the 90s with the darkest skin who they’ve all probably seen naked, but are wondering what she was up to yesterday…..or if I thought her ironic […]

2010

29

Jun

Naomi Campbell in a One Piece of the Day

I guess retired model Naomi Campbell got offered so much money to do this photoshoot that she couldn’t refuse, but she’s a fucking diva and wasn’t going to go out of her way to get a bikini wax for the shit, cuz that requires effort and she’s a lazy fucking pig….so lazy that her hundreds […]

2010

11

Jun

Naomi Campbell Boring Bikini Pictures of the Day

I think I am a slave to the bikini like Naomi Campbell’s family were slaves in the plantation. Seriously. I see the shit…and even if I don’t like the shit…and even if I don’t know the shit colored shit in the shit…or if the person in the shit is bullshit…I feel like I have no […]

2010

08

Jun

Naomi Campbell’s Russian Billionaire Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

I know seeing a crazy old black beast of model in her bikini unless she is throwing her feces at the paparazzi…but I have limited options and I feel that if I don’t give her a little attention, despite not really being my ideal type of pussy, that the Russian mafia will be knocking at […]

2010

24

May

Naomi Campbell Threesome Picture of the Day

Naomi is a waste of space, but more importantly a waste of champagne. There are people like me who have waited a lifetime to taste the sweet nectar of actual champagne, but instead I am forced to drink shit like Baby Duck and other ghetto sparkling wine that gives me a fucking headache, while this […]