[ Images removed in compliance with DMCA Notice ] I love that these retired supermodels have nothing better to do with their time than sit on yachts in their bikinis a week every month. It’s like Cindy Crawford, Kate Moss and a few other models just don’t know what to do with themselves now that […]
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2008
30
Jun
Naomi Campbell in a Bikini of the Day
I fell in love with a black chick and I’d tell you the story, but you’ll just call me out for being racist, even though it’s what actually happened, but I guess since I don’t care about what you think, I’ll write it anyway. So, I went out to KFC to get my wife a […]
2007
19
Nov
I am – Naomi Campbell’s Ass in Panties at Some 80s Party of the Day
I am all about washed up models wearing stupid costumes to 80s parties with other washed up models only because shit reminds me of every hipster party I’ve ever been too, where motherfuckers rape thrift shops and American Apparel only to act like everyday is Halloween. The difference is that Naomi Campbell is rich and […]
2006
18
Jul
I am – Naomi Campbell is a Rockstar of the Day
Naomi Campbell is cooler than you. She is almost cooler than me. I was watching TV today, because I had no computer, and saw that she destroyed her boyfriend’s yacht when she was pissed off that the chef messed up her Cheese/Ham/Tomato dish. That is fuckin’ rockstar behavior, and despite occassionally pretending that I am […]
2005
16
Feb
I am – Naomi Campbell Upskirt Fanny Shots
Naomi Campbell is known for being a cunt. She was recently dating Usher the orgy loving sexual deviant and she was all over the news for a scene she caused in a restaurant. After seeing these pictures, which are obviously old, Campbell should be worrying less about being a Diva Cunt, and more about maintaining […]
2008
04
Jan
Naomi “Blackface” Campbell is Still Modeling a Bikini of the Day
People say I am racist, but I am not. I got a lap dance from this black stripper named Chanel last night just to prove it and she didn’t smell like the islands or Jerk Chicken. She was actually pretty heavenly and told me about how she didn’t have 3 kids with 3 different baby […]
2016
15
Sep
Edie Campbell Naked for Some Bullshit of the Day
We all know Edie Campbell for being Naomi Campbell’s daughter…this British fashion model world is so fucking nepotistic…it’s like if you’ve got an important mom like Naomi Campbell…photographers everywhere will be willing to take pics of you…especially nude pics..that they will claim are artistic because they just want to see nude bitches… In fact…based on […]
2015
28
Jul
Edie Campbell for Love Magazine of the Day
Last week, I said that I am going to assume that Edie Campbell is the heriess to Campbell soup…. And I said I was going to stick to that… But I’ve changed my mind, and I am now going to assume she’s Naomi Campbell’s adopted daughter…because Naomi Campbell is old as fuck and in the […]
2013
26
Apr
Noami Campbell Lives and She’s Blonde in Vogue of the Day
Naomi Campbell is channeling all the women I see at Wal Mart, who have 50 shades of black babies, probably from various men, with their golden weave still in from last night’s lap dance, because the strip club and Wal Mart along with Beyonce, is where you’ll see the most rare breed of blonde black […]
2024
31
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
I guess it’s Halloween today, even though every day is Halloween for these fake fucks cosplaying on the internet.. It’s probably Halloween every day for all those self-proclaimed “witches” who are typically single cat ladies in their 30s or 40s who chose chasing the dream of fucking rich dudes to heart instead of settling down […]