I need to get on Oprah. That’s my new life goal. But I don’t mean on her show. I mean up on her physically. Like climb her thick chocolate thigh and explore her inner lady parts with my tongue. I hear she’s got a tight pussy. Like she only fits in three fingers….fat fingers that […]

It’s the long weekend. That means the only people who will read this are lonely losers with no family, friends or money to get the fuck aways from their computer for the weekend. Welcome to my life. The good news is that in efforts to get wasted last night, I fell asleep at 9 pm […]

I got this email: Dude you have gotten so fucken lazy over the last 3 or 4 years. I remember when your site rocked. Now it mostly just links. It was you comments that made the site. I use to be a huge fan but you really have gotten lazy. Did you outsource your site […]