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2021

11

May

Madison Pettis Burlesque of the Day

Madison Pettis is really going for it…. An obscure actress with a lot of followers who was potentially created in the lab at Disney….barely existing as an adult….getting shitty roles like starring in the American Pie franchise’s recent installation that no one’s ever fucking heard of or watched….but that I am sure made the American […]

2021

26

Apr

Addison Rae Bikini Booty of the Day

Addison Rae is most likely a Kardashian / Jenner produced entity…they saw her trending on TikTok because she was just so good at doing 15 second idiotic dances in skimpy outfits that generated tons of views…basically the level of talent you need to be a Kardashian / Jenner endorsed product….but then again, it is possible […]

2020

21

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I hope you are drunk on Holiday cheer, or Bourbon, depending on what you consider being drunk on holiday cheer to be….you know knee deep into jerking off to some of the hottest Christmas movies of yesteryear…because what the fuck else is there to do that stare at a screen and find unique things to […]

2020

10

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I know you all hate pronouns because they are useless and pretentious, but I googled an actual pronoun earlier today and learned that you are not supposed to ask a person their pronoun as it is a person experience in their self identity or some shit…that it’s the most private of things because it’s how […]

2020

08

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Nothing better than when I convince my wife to go down on me after a week of not showering, because showers have wronged me (link), only for her to tell me I smell like cooked macaroni…some wet noodle shit is appropriate for my macaroni sized limp dick…… I love seeing these people all excited about […]

2020

25

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know if anyone in America thinks America is in this great place….I mean I guess people don’t think America is in this great place based on the media…but I am not talking political shit about that divided country…I just mean on a societal level…we are fucked…since America paves the way in pop culture…. […]

2020

01

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The funny thing about a lot of these lower level only fans types trying to hustle their nudes, it’s the modern day sugar babying or I guess the modern day stripping but it’s mass appeal means it’s more like the modern day working in retail. It’s the back-up plan turned official plan, because any other […]

2019

23

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Since it’s basically Christmas and the majority of people with shitty office jobs, who don’t get to lie the good life of luxury of homelessness like me, despite having a home, that is barely a home, my lifestyle is on par with that of a homeless person…I figured I shouldn’t bother updating the website, you […]

2019

12

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

We live in an era where when you thank someone serving you, whether it is a waitress or a cashier or a in-store clerk, you can’t say “thanks man”…because they are most likely than not social justice warrior college kids who will freak out because you took initiative and assigned a gender to them – […]

2019

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am so glad that skinny girls exist. I was just at the grocery store and saw some poor bastard buying bananas with a monster of a woman who told him something about how they have ripe ones in the fridge at home…that she wants to make a Banana bread with…and dude was excited about […]