Every holiday I ask you what the fuck you are doing on the internet and every year I realize that you’re addicted to the internet, sexting and texting, swiping right, scrolling feeds and liking content, staging pics and thinking of MEMES you can create…because the internet and all that noise…is your drug and family and […]

One person got mad at me on twitter, because twitter is still a thing, ask your President….and I am not relevant on Twitter, because I am not relevant anywhere, so I occasionally troll the feminist accounts saying silliness…just to get a rise…. This weekend there was a scandal about some court saying a rape victim […]

Apparently, telling a group of girls that you want to eat their periods for breakfast is not a turn on…which is weird considering all these girls are posting pics of their periods like it is an empowering thing and nothing to be ashamed of…because girls are fucking crazy….not to mention they are all into the […]

I am pretty slow on the stepLINKS…I was eating dinner instead of doing stepLINKS…because I am fat…but I still got a life you know…I can’t be a slave chained to a computer writing shit no one reads..I can’t be the stepfather NO ONE listens to or gives Father’s day cards to… That said, sexual assault […]

I didn’t get dressed today – because I am a nudist on halloween… I feel bad for the people on the street because I have no curtains and live in a basement apartment…and the kids coming trick or treating…only to discover I have no money to buy candy…. My only real question or interest at […]

Stormy Daniels Press Conference is happening soon…. Which reminds me of an argument I had with a neighbor about TRUMP as people do….even Canadians..which I think is insane, shouldn’t we be out there getting stoned on Legal Weed and rolling around in maple syrup…or jerking off to Avril Lavigne….But apparently Canadians watch CNN all day […]

I remember when I was in high school, along with asking girls about their pubic hair and masturbation practices…I singled out one girl who we’d call misty, because she was so uptight, we said it misted when she peed… It turned into a thing, where everyone called her misty and would laugh about it, not […]

We are going into Labour Day weekend, not that any of us have jobs, but it’s a time to reflect on the end of the summer, and the beginning of the fall, which means girls…no longer dressed slutty for those of us in cold places….unless they are the kind of girls who risk the elements […]

We’re all gonna die eventuallhy, so we might as well spend our days looking at a screen watching other people live better lives than us…right.. Sometimes I like to go to discount department stores to see newly transplanted students scrambling to get things for their new apartments before their first year of college starts…you know […]

A guy with Aids asked me for change to get him to an aids hospice….because I guess they charge you to go to an Aids hospice…I thought he was just an exploitative panhandler using AIDS as a tool to get me to feel sympathy…and not disgust and fear that he may have a needle filled […]