It is the weekend people…and that means you’ll hide out in your shitty apartment and not interact with any humans – except maybe the delivery guy – assuming you can afford to order pizza and even he’s just their for the tip…cuz you’re sad… Don’t forget that real sexual assault is all those girls in […]

I just woke up passed noon on a weekday – which is a reminder that despite sucking at life, I can still be a far lazier fuck than you with no consequences and that is a nice thing, especially with sleep apnea, diabetes and no job… I call this living the best life… Here are […]

I love that the American judicial system doesn’t matter anymore, not because Judges are being accused of moral crimes, but because the whole system is based on a innocent until proven guilty, you know for rich people to hire expensive smart people to work around the laws to showcase how those people didn’t commit those […]

GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS?!!?! stepLINK TIME…. The most glorious time of the day for you and for me and the entire family…because like inconsistent clockwork, I have managed to post over 3000 of these…which is fucking crazy…since I update the site 5 days a week, that’s 1000 weeks of stepLINKS….which works out to be […]

Tis the season…..to watch Christmas themed movies, or Christmas themed porn, unless you’re Jewish, in which case you’re lighting your candles tonight, and likely counting your pennies…in your mansions…. Or maybe you’re a non believer, in which case you are likely a very miserable and lonely person, if you’re on this site you most likely […]

I used to be a guy who would leave the house, get wasted, try to seduce women, usually end up offending them, only to come home to pass out on the floor, waking up hours later with my dick in hand and pants around my ankles… Then I was the guy wh would leave the […]

Now more than ever, Rape jokes are important to make…because we live in an era where rape jokes are frowned upon and if said to the wrong person can get you beat, or arrested for assault or some shit, and really…we need to band together… What I’ve realized is if you make rape / murder […]

It’s always awkward when you go on a walk through the park and find a hot college girl in some slutty leggings with a slutty see through top being a slutty temptress feminist who is empowered and not to be sexualized…who is coincidentally on the same walk as you…on she’s heading home…and you’re just coincidentally […]