I think Shakira has lost her appeal in a big way, but that doesn’t mean she has. If you do a Youtube search, you’ll see that people still masturbate to her, at least I assume they do, because the only reason a video would get that many views is because a few motherfuckers spent at least a week goin back to that video for their orgasms.
I know that Shakira is cheating in this outfit by sneaking a pair of gold American Apparel shorts on under her dress so that she’s not flashing the world her panty covered twat, and I find the whole thing a serious fucking disappointment. As an immigrant in the industry, she should go that extra mile to make her stand out amongst the rest, for fear that she’d be sent back to cleaning hotel rooms or whatever else Columbian illegals do when they sneak into the country.
I also know that if the way she is rocking the mic is representing that way she gives head, you may want to tape your dick down, or she may just pull the fucking thing off, and by you I don’t actually mean you, because I know the chances of you banging Shakira are pretty much non-existent….but you get what I am saying…
Either way, less shorts, more pussy…even if these shorts are on to cover your padded Spanx that make her look like she’s got more of a booty than she actually does…..and here are the pics…
Pics via Fame
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you can jerk off to Shakira, as long as the mute is on. her music is shit. it’s like my friend who is in love with fergie… the dumb bastard watches her videos all the time. i’m like, “dude, what the fuck are you listening to that shit for?” he tells me “she is hot.” i tell him, “turn the fucking sound off!” but he won’t. because he likes the music, i suspect. he must like it. he must also looooove the cock, because he listens to that gay music. i actually get angry when i hear boom boom pow. fuck that shit. gay ass crap. and fuck shakira. and fuck fergie. those bitches should just do porn, instead of pissing people off with their annoying fucking music. i get angry just thinking about it. GRRRRRR! FUCK YOU BEEFS!
You are all a bunch of racist bloggers. And it’s COLOMBIAN not Columbian, at least get your geography right before you start bashing.
Besides, her music is great, but your racism doesn’t let you appreciate music in any language besides English.
If Hitler was right, he should start cleaning up the world of bigots like yourselves first.
To defender: I am Colombian and Shakira’s music sucks. It was good when she was singing in spanish back in the day. Stop bitching about racism and your other bullshit and learn to take criticism you fucking fag. Stick one finger in your ass and yell !viva Colombia! you lousy fucker.
Her music silly pop music, who cares. She is cute.
Now the one who disturbs me is EZ’s friend who finds Fergie “hot”. She actually looks like a bulldog with a square ass.
And her wigger accent is enough to make you want to slap her with a carp.
beyonce is drag queen,stripper,who wear butt pads bleach her skin,nose job,reduce her big lip,with a man voice & shitty music,but i bet u guys on here fancy her.SHAKIRA IS HOT & natraull.
Shakira is AMAZING as long as you listen to her music in Spanish.
You are an idiot, racist pig, and so ignorant, but it should be expected. Its Colombian and she is educated was inmensly rich already but wanted to cross over and make money of aasholes like u.
What? Come on, Shakira’s ass is natural. Remember when she wiggled it in “Whenever, Where ever”? God that was great. So is considering the calamity that commenced at Columbine whilst carefully consuming Colombian coffee (cuidadoso esta caliente!), covered by cumulonimbus clouds crawling above Columbia University’s coveted columns.
LOL! EZ..
Defender, it doesn’t matter where Shakira is from… her music sucks the sweat off of mouse balls. Shakira does pop garbage, filled with autotune and tons of other effects that cover up her shitty voice (and if you listen, you can still tell she can’t fucking sing). Yes, she has a Grade A, 10-plus, completely slappable ass, that’s for certain. But if Shakira looked as bad as her voice is, she would be stuck in a favala somewhere blowing gangbangers for cans of creamed corn. Put her in with Fergie as bitches who look okay but have no business at a mic. Porn for them, i say!