I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2017

16

Jun

Phoebe Price’s AMazing Bikini Pics of the Day

In my line of work, and yes we can all agree that this is hardly work, and sure it’s time consuming and I make millions upon millions of dollars…and meet so many amazing and high profile people without ever having to leave the house…but it’s something I do…and in what I do….getting an email with these pics from Phoebe Price herself…is like a priest getting a phonecall from the pope, or god, before being told to rape boys…it’s like getting a call from Elvis, it’s like getting a call from the President, well pre-Trump president, because they were less accessible…

What I am saying is that it is a HUGE fucking deal, even if Phoebe Price is not a huge deal, the reality is that she is to me. She was using the paparazzi to get in magazines before social media, and she made more of a name of herself than if she hadn’t, in what was clever and shameless marketing, that she continues doing, because we didn’t always live in a world of fame whores and attention seekers, there was a time when it was reserved for a select few….

Now you still may not know who Phoebe Price is, but I do, and she’s wonderful….fascinating, a cultural icon, a part of the zeitgeist that you don’t even know she’s part of because she’s just that good.

I am a fan in fact…I am a servant to her and her hustle….she’s ORIGINAL GANGSTER….but unfortunately she’s never released a sex tape for me to jerk off to..

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