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2019

16

Jul

Ana Braga Pussy of the Day

Ana Braga Pussy

Ana Braga wishes she was on the Phoebe Price level of clickbait producing 50 year old sex worker with a friend in the paparazzi who doesn’t understand what people are actually interested in on the content front, but that get her pics out there with old school tactics rather than new school digital marketing hustle the hot young sluts of the internet do now…

Ana Braga was 45 when the internet was invented. She doesn’t know how it works But calling a paparazzi and giving him a handjob with this silly public clickbait shit makes perfect sense to her….

She used to do my SNAPCHAT takeovers when I put effort into social media, before hating social media…so I don’t hate Braga, I think she’s great and serves a purpose…I encourage her and this behavior….and she looks amazing for 50…almost the Vegas call girl you wouldn’t be mad about fucking for the $1000 she likely charges…

This isn’t important or lifechanging – but the Skateboard and Lingerie is a nice touch.

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2018

28

Feb

Ana Braga Wants Your Attention of the Day

Ana Braga see through shirt nipple pasties

I like to think that Ana Braga’s biggest claim to fame was doing snapchat takeovers back when I put effort into growing my social media thinking it would help me get paid…not that Ana Braga had that engaged of an audience…but because I would rather promote and work with a 50 year old Brazilian sex worker in Vegas with a rocking body, who has seen some shit in her quest to getting to this level of “celebrity”…which is really just knowing the old timer paparazzi and staging ridiculous stunts of the paparazzi…giving them the feeling of relevance when the pics get published…I find it way more fascinating than all the insta THOTS THOTTING around…

This Ana Braga was in the Phoebe Price circle, along with a few other weirdos who do the same paparazzi hustle, and they are the only thing that are pure or real in Hollywood to me…seriously…whatever this is…it is wonderful…

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2018

03

Jan

Ana Braga Sexy Shower Shoot of the Day

Ana Braga pulls her thong up her ass and shows her tits in her shower

Ana Braga is my favorite 50 year old Vegas stripper who has taken over my snapchat that you likely don’t follow…at least once…because we are friends like that…and she’s on a mission to get where she wants to go…wherever that is..with money, with fame, with media hits in magazines like a bit of a troll…and she’s out there putting the work in…doing these irrelevant photoshoots for no reason..other than showing off her rocking Brazilian body for a 50 year old, looking like some Pam Anderson inspired back in the 90s when Pam Anderson mattered, trash with bolt on tits that look like they were put on in the early 90s before breast implant technology got sophisticated…

I like it, she’s a fetish, a weird fetish, but a fetish none the less…

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2017

28

Dec

Ana Braga Pantsless In Front of her Dirty Sheet of the Day

Ana Braga ass out with no pants for New Years Eve

Ana Braga is a friend of the site, I mean at least she’s been friendly enough with me and I didn’t even have to pay her for lap dances, because she had an understanding of how she needed to get some following on social media, because its easy and increases her celebrity, her hooker rates, and all that other good stuff….and what better way to do that than to work with IMPORTANT sites like this, taking over my snapchat – or more interestingly, taking on the clickbait – thematic shoots – like this one for New Years – knowing that people need content for their sites to celebrate any given holiday – so clever really…clever…

The amazing thing in all this is that she’s LEGIT 50 years old…a magcial creature really.

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2017

12

Dec

50 Year Old Ana Braga Christmas Porn of the Day

Ana Braga Christmas Santa Hat Topless in Bed

Ana Braga is my favorite 50 year old vegas stripper who has taken over my snapchat that you likely don’t follow…at least once..

She’s an angel from heaven, with a rocking body for a 50 year old, looking like some Pam Anderson, because she was raised in that era back in Brazil, when this look was a thing, and I guess she’s committed to it…and still doing it…and it’s magical, or just modern science, whatever it is…it’s something…..worth looking at.

Clickbait to make a person as relevant as she can be…Clickbaiting…


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2017

04

Dec

Ana Braga is On Another Level of the Day

Ana Braga
Ana Braga is a sex worker from Brazil, who married an american, lives in Vegas and works as a stripper, despite being 50 years old….

In her spare time, she’s stolen Phoebe Price’s photographer and clickbait tactics to get in the tabloids and on the blogs, you know because some people are nostalgic and like the paparazzi pics, instead of the selfies people post of themselves…normally old people but people never the less.

I also consider her a friend of mine, she does my snapchat takeovers sometimes, she’s always been funny and nice enough, just working the system as she should be, cuz she’s not getting any younger.

These pics of her working the paparazzi, giving herself a wedgie for her hired photographer is just hilarious…and I support this behavior…everyone just trying to stand out from the crowd…attention whores everywhere….but some rise to the surface..whatever that means…

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2017

22

Nov

Ana Braga Ready for Thanksgiving of the Day

Ana Braga Pumpkin

Ana Braga is a magical creature….

She’s actually my go-to snapchat takeover girl, not that I update my snapchat, but I used to and Ana Braga was the answer….

It didn’t make my snapchat relevant, like none of her paparazzi efforts of bottom feeding made her famous or relevant…

But people still talk about her, and old Playboy model from another country…living out her AMerican dream..

She’s an interesting character..and here she is getting everyone into the Thanksgiving spirit, because she’s in AMerica…living the life of Freedom she wants…the shit she dreamt about in the 50s when she was growing up..

Goddess..really..chasing the paparazzi…really…legends.

Ana Braga Taking Selfies in a Bra

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2017

14

Nov

Ana Braga in a See Through Outfit of the Day

Ana Braga in a See Through Outfit

Ana Braga is a fame whore, I know this because she used to do my snapchat takeovers – of her at the gym, or her being silly, all while being 100 fucking years old, pretty much for free, or attempting to build her own audience of mine, and that alone gives me no reason but to love her, appreciate her, and all her antics and attempts to get known, seen, in the paparazzi in what I find a fascinating scene of a lot of women, who are too old to properly execute a social media click bait campaign, but not too old to exist for being nude in magazines, or nude in the streets of LA, get your money’s worth….because guess what it works, paparazzi come take the pics, sell the pics, and people publish the pics…

Clever thing she is..

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2017

22

Jun

Ana Braga Tits vs Sarah Barrett’s TITs of the Day

, Ana Braga Model and Instagram Personality Showed Nipples on the Beach

Ana Braga is my girl, but not really, but kind of, I’ve never met her or had my way with her, but she did spend a week or more doing snapchat takeovers for me back when snapchat was a thing – and Zuckerberg and the evil people at Facebook / Instagram didn’t try to make SNAP irrelevant, forcing the founder to go public and make 20 billion dollars before marrying Miranda Kerr…the sugar baby who has marketed herself as a fun Australian….model…which is such a vague concept but she is a pre instagram hustler, who went hollywood before she fixated on billionaires, navigating the best one to trap…and she chose “nerd”….I mean pervert nerd who we should all thank because SNAP was the source for a lot of nudes, it gave girls the chance to get nude, without the pressure of being nude on the internet forever….DISPOSABLE images for jerk off purposes…and dude made billions…makes me feel like a retard doesn’t it…

Ana Braga no longer does my snapchat and that makes me sad, but she is showing her tits on the beach and not for me, but I guess in a way, this is for me, and for you, and just some nipples in a wet T-Shirt…

Ana Braga in a See Through Shirt and Red Bikini Bottoms Showing Nipple

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Some other older trash named Sara Barrett went out with her nipples, and I figured I didn’t want to do a post on her as I have nothing to say about her, so why not make this a VS post…people like conflict…I like conflict…good times.

Actress Sara Barrett in a See Through Shirt

Actress Sara Barrett Showing Nipples for the Paparazzi

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2016

21

Apr

Phoebe Price and Ana Braga Do DrunkStepfather Snapchat of the Day

Phoebe Price and Ana Braga may not mean that much to you, or really to anyone, but they are both delicate angels sent from heaven to me…they are my queens. They are my goddesses. They are perfect. They are everything right in the world. I love them.

I defend their honor on the regular, because they both hold a magical place in my heart and that place is that they were doing this “get in the tabloid hustle” long before social media. They were getting bikini pics or wild and crazy outfit pics shot by the paparazzi for the last 15 years…and they keep on going, navigating the world…

Some could argue that their approach is obsolete because of this DIY self promotion on social media…but I think there is pure, amazing, skill involved in being compelling enough for the paparazzi to post you…anyone can take a selfie..

In being fun, not taking things to seriously, jokers and babes…who may not be at their first rodeo but with experience are amazing….they agreed to take over my snapchat and I felt like I’ve won..because I have won…

So I posted the story so it lives forever, as snapchat kills content…and this is my snapchat follow it because there’s more to come…including you…unfortunately…

SNAPCHAT-1

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