Ashley Tisdale has ugly face watch doesn’t matter…you don’t have to deal with it when you’re staring at her ass…which could be a better ass…you know based on all her fitness…but I guess she’s been letting herself go now that she’s found love and realizes that she’s a second rate Selena Gomez/Vanessa Hudgens cuz she lacks the ethnic vibe but more importantly cuz she’s got a wonky face…a face you don’t have to deal with when you’re staring at her from behind…..
The only controversy this site causes these days is not harassing CEOs or politicians to make changes for their evil….you know calling them out for their lie and creating a movement….it is not even pulling pranks on celebrities directly like it once was….it’s not even pulling pranks on regular internet people….or starting trends…or hastags….or top 10 lists like I was Buzzfeed…it is a wasteland of tit that is or once was….and the only thing that gets any action on here is Ashley Tisdale…and I don’t know why
Part of you think she’s a babe….because I guess you like anything with a vagina…and the other half of you realize she has botched plastic surgery….isn’t pretty…but her body makes her worth looking at…except when assholes like me crop out her body to focus on her fucking face to get the point across that she’s not a babe….and that is why her career barely matters….but at least she tries…
The good news about Ashley Tisdale is that when you crop out her wonky fuckin face with her botched nose job….and focus on what she actually has going for her….she can be pretty fucking hot…you see cuz fit, skinny and in short shorts can go a long way when you’re not distracted by what otherwise should be masked…..not that she’s that bad….but in terms of hollywood she is and that’s the benchmark we put her up against…and that is the reason she’s doing Scary Movie 13 while the rest of her friends are making history in Harmony Korine’s Springbreakers…it’s always sad to be left out and ignored…especially when your body can support you…if your face wasn’t bringing you down….
Today, I woke up to a comment on my facebook saying “you’ll have to stop the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch cuz she looks fuckable in a pic she just posted”…
The Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch is a feature I’ve been doing for at least 3 years now….because let’s face it she’s not all that hot…but the real motivation was because she won some teen choice award shit as the hottest girl of the year and I got mad…because such corruption in the polls, even for something so insignificant…showing anyone with a brain that awards could be purchased….not to mention I didn’t want young girls thinking getting a nose job makes a gremlin a fucking 10….breast implants do that…
That inspired me start this fight that is not worth fighting….but I do it anyway…
But today….today it may all be over…thanks to photoshop..and I guess the real cause for concern in all this is not that Ashley Tisdale is Ugly but can smoke and mirror herself…it’s that my facebook friends are following Ashley Tisdale….creeps….
OMG there are 2 of her….it’s like her clone escaped the Disney labs where they created her and now they are out causing ruckus for the paparazzi…doing all those scandalous clone things….like showing up to each other’s appointments…going on each other’s dates…and fucking each other cuz it’s really not lesbianism but masturbation…..I mean unless this isn’t her clone…or twin….but just someone who got the same nose job….with all this playin’ god shit going on in the world…fake everything…it’s really hard to tell…but one thing is for certain…you’re gonna masturbate to this..
I’ve been making fun of Ashley Tisdale’s face for a while…partially cuz it pisses off her die hard fans…and that makes me laugh…but also because I know she reads the site and I like lowering her self esteem so that she allows me to K-Fed her…you see cuz thanks to all her fitness..she has an ass I want to get pregnant with my mouth, fingers…and seed….
I guess all my cyberbullying is working…..because she’s hiding from the paparazzi…not letting them see her face….because she knows that’s her least attractive feature…she’s even tried to jack it up and fix it with surgery and that didn’t even work….and even if this has nothing to do with me….I find the insecurity…and the fact she gives a fuck cuz all her friends get work and she doesn’t….attributing her face to the reason why things aren’t working out….is pretty fucking HOT….
So the Spring Breakers trailer has finally dropped…this is a movie staring all the little starlets as bikini bandits that have had the paparazzi on set since day one…making me feel like I know the story already….and it bores me…..because how many times can I look at Selena Gomez in that same bikini….but that was before today…
Because Today, I found out that this is a Harmony Korine movie, and in the 90s, despite hating Kids and wanting them all to die of AIDS, and thinking GUMMO and Julien Donkey Boy and even Ken Park, were just shitty across the board, you know shock value for the sake of shock value, they were still better than the hollywood shit they were up against, paving the way for interesting independent movies…..
So now I’m actually interested in seeing what he’s been up and what he’s still got in his back pocket of an over-hyped, marketed as “Genius” filmmaker in the 90s….
Let’s hope it’s not just a cash grab to pay his mortgage….
Here is a picture of Ashley Tisdale in a sports bra for twitter – because I figure she was left out of the Spring Breakers movie – something she is really unhappy about – so why not include her self produced erotica in it because I can – I am nice like that…
Ashley Tisdale is starting to grow on me….just last week I claimed that her she won this round…thanks to her PANTIES AND COWBOY BOOTS …..
You see, I have been hating on her face for a long time…I have been laughing at her career or lack there of a career for a long time….I have even taken pleasure in the fact that her chubby friends get work in movies wearing their bikinis…while she works out so hard and was neglected in the shit….which I guess brings us to today….where she’s showing half her tit and awesome fit body…that reminds us not to give a fuck about her face…cuz as busted ass it may be…it comes with this body…she knows exactly what she’s doing….good times
Ashley Tisdale, attention seeker, overrated celebrity, High School Musical drop out, who couldn’t quite pull off what her co-workers have pulled off….even though she’s got a hotter body….and who is thus capable of pulling off the surfer chick look, in skimpy bikini bottoms, that look like PANTIES OMG and a crop top t-shirt showing off her toned stomach and fucking cowboy boots like this was a stripper act or Debbie Does Dallas, the original…..and she just won my heart even though I have been committed to calling her face ugly the last few decades….I guess doing countless sit-ups is all it takes to distract from a scary face…..
Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale are together again in some XMas pictures because I guess like cunty catty girls who are secretly jealous of each other but pretend to love each other because that’s just how girls are….and it would be far more glorious if they were touching tongues or scissoring each other…..this XMas themed Disney shit is weak sauce for some Disney amateur pornographer and her less famous friend she should have recruited to her dark side..
Luckily,younger more eager, hasn’t given up cuz she’s just starting, tween sister Stella Does Slutty Xmas better…probably cuz she’s learned from the best…not that Vanessa Hudgens nudes were the best…but she’s far better at it than most celebs cuz shit got her noticed….you know from a time she was more eager, passionate, and committed to being hot and scandalous before throwing in her furry little towel….
Ashley Tisdale is notorious for not being hot….but more importantly, for having people think she’s hot, when clearly her asymmetrical face, botched nose job, and 30 year old, pretending to be 25 wrinkles that her Disney Peter Pan serum didn’t fix….tell a different fucking story…..one that starts with her realizing her shortcomings…and hitting the gym to work on something she can control…cuz there comes a time in every man’s life when they will chose a hot body over a hot face…cuz when you’re fucking a bitch from behind, she doesn’t even have a fucking face…if you know waht I mean…and based on these leggings pics..I’m gonna assume Tisdale knows exaclty what I mean…
I usually hate on Ashley Tisdale but the world is too beautiful of a place to fill it with hate…there is always so much negativity that we might as well celebrate the good and not the bad…and ultimately..why bother shitting on people…especially those with vaginas…just because they have an awkward face….you see cuz they still have tits, legs, pussy, asshole and mouth to fuck…they still have armpits, hands and feet to fuck…and they probably are more enthusiastic about it than the average vagina…cuz they feel ugly all the time…since their face…is kinda ugly…but maybe I’m just saying that cuz she’s posing in a way that works her flaws, hides her flaws and lets me focus on her assets…duck face that ho…and everything works out….at least for Ashley Tisdale…cuz this pic is erotic.
Here are some pics of her modeling for some magazine called Jezebel this past month…just because I support her comeback tour…
Ashley Tisdale has a horrible face…but when she gets into a bikini..it doesn’t matter.
I am sure she posts this shit in efforts of standing out like the girls she’s competing with…you know her colleagues in her celebrity scene…like Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens…only more white…less successful…but the owner of a serious upper hand…the better fucking body…..
Ashley Tisdale has a pretty good strategy….she’s not hot but she works out…so she can use her fit body as a distraction from her face…that she has had a nose job on…but that hasn’t saved her from a life of averaging looking at best….so she’s got the extra step to make sure she hangs with girls substantially uglier than her…even making them her sidekick in Halloween costumes…to make her look better…the oldest trick in the average looking girl book….you know make sure you’re the hottest in the group so people talk to you….while all these ugly girls she’s with are just too excited to be with a girl from TV to notice what they are being used for…if anything they feel top of the fucking game…..cuz ugly fat girls are pathetic…and I guess Ashley Tisdale knows that.
Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….this times he’s hiding behind pixelation…thanks to Instagram filters that make event he most rank girl look like she’s cast in the pages of an erotic magazine from the 70s….and really I prefer seeing less of her tongue and more of her hard work out body…because lets face it…even pixelation can’t save this face but as the girls around her get older and fatter…her body will carry her…and you know what…I am okay with that cuz hot bodies with hag faces are more fun to fuck than hot faces on haggard bodies….so keep up the good work…now put that tongue where it matters….on my asshole…you tease.