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2014

27

May

Charlize Theron Esquire UK of the Day

Charlize Theron in her bra in Esquire brings me back memories of when I was first introduced to Charlize Theron, when she was a broke ass LA living, South African hooker/model, whose mother killed off her father and sent her to America with a 6 month visa to get work… she had an agency who couldn’t afford a pot to piss in…but there were so many rich men around her in LA that could save her….and I guess they did…but before they did she did Playboy….

It was an era when Playboy mattered.

Now it’s just some ghetto low level internet porn shit that doesn’t get any of these girls work, but instead, it gets no one work…like the death on your career, that will put your playboy bunny tattoo to good use…since it’s the only place that will hire your stripper ass…

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2014

20

Mar

The Creepiest Charlize Theron Bikini Video of the Day

Apparently Charlize Theron is in Florida doing a bikini shoot for Mario Testino, doughy compared to when she was in Playboy 20 years ago, back before becoming an actress, thanks to a solid casting couch session where she was apparently willing to do anything, you see her mom had just killed her dad from being abusive, and put everything in sending her to LA to get famous, and famous is what she is now…at least famous enough to win Oscars and to have her Sean Penn Creampie filled ass doing a bikini Photoshoot…where the paparazzi watch…at least according to this creepy fucking Youtube video I had no choice by to post because it is amazing.

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2014

13

Feb

Charlize Theron Covering her Face of the Day

One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way…and being someone who rubs people the wrong way, not because I am abusive, but rather misunderstood, even if just through words…makes her dangerous…and that is exciting…and part of the reason I’ve tried fucking convicted killers a few times by romancing them while they were still in jail….

The other thing I like about Charlize Theron is that she’s a model turned actress, that when she was in LA early on was very willing to do anything to be famous…and it worked.

Here she is covering her face, because I guess she’s old now…but I’ll always remember 1997 Playboy…where she started….because as far as I am concerned it’s still 1997…which also happens to be the last year I bought clothes.

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2013

31

Dec

Charlize Theron is Dumpy on the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve heard some funny stories of Charlize Theron’s entry into Hollywood…not that any of them were really that interesting or shocking…she was 19 and moved to LA to get famous, became a little desperate to get a paying gig because she was broke, an immigrant and alone in the city…and thanks to LA being LA, a lot of creeper old dudes appreciated her tall, model body…and brought her into castings where no one really knows what happened, but where I’ve heard she was very willing and cooperative to do any kind of movie they want her to do…because lets face it that’s how you gotta be to break through…and it worked, she’s an Oscar winner now…Yay to being willing to suck dick on camera…

So here she is at 38, but I’m going to assume she’s in her 40s and led about her age, at least that’s what her body is telling me…in a bikini…in Hawaii

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2013

06

Sep

Charlize Theron Camel Toe of the Day

This is what’s going on today in Charlize Theron Camel Toe News…I know fascinating…but not as fascinating as all the whoring she’s done to get a pussy big and hungry enough to eat her pants…cuz over the years you know going from South African babe to hollywood star took some object insertion in that pussy…

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2012

18

Jul

Charlize Theron Intense in W Magazine August 2012 of the Day

Charlize Theron is the original South African slut to escape Apartheid and HIV, blood diamonds and a mother who murdered her father with her model good looks only to do Playboy in the 90s to establish herself as some hot actor bitch all thanks to a willingness to get naked….giving her the good life all thanks to showing a little bush…a lesson I wish all girls who were a 7 or better would grasp because it would make my life more interesting…save the careers for the fat chicks, god knows there are enough of them to go around….

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2012

08

Jun

Charlize Theron Hot in Marie Claire France of the Day

Charlize Theron is the OG South African HIV Probable pussy I wanted to fuck…She was the gateway HIV Probable Pussy to others like Candice Swanepoel….both all tall, lean, blonde and making it in America…

She’s in Marie Claire France, in a sheet, looking like she just got fucked either willing or unwilling, at least that’s what I think of when I see a bitch in a sheet, unless I am in a Morgue, but unlike gay porn stars, and possiblyCharlize Theron’s mother who kileld her father, dead bodies aren’t porn to me, so I’m gonna stick with the original ignorant interpretation of this photoshoot that lacks nipples…but that is still kind of hot to those of us who have her 1999 Playboy pictures laminated and in our masturbation folder…..not that I have a masturbation folder filled with print ups of hot sluts, but I am sure some of your freaks do….Who cares…..

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2012

15

May

Charlize Theron Hot in InStyle Magazine of the Day

Charlize Theron is on the cover of Instyle….long after her modeling took her out of her AIDS filled South Africa….where her mom killed her dad…and brought her to America to be in Playboy then many movies…living the good life cuz she’s hot…and a decade or more later….is still fucking hot….there’s just something about South African white chicks….and their ability to survive Apartheid, HIV, Crazed Safari Animals….that make them hot as fuck to look at and want to fuck but now that they are big in America they don’t have time for you while if you were a tourist in South Africa back when they were 14 and still in South Africa they probably would have jerked you off for a can of Coca Cola….at least that’s how all my poverty striken country fantasies usually play our…

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2012

29

Mar

Charlize Theron Hot for Tatler Magazine Russia April 2012 of the Day

I’ve been jerking off to Charlize Theron long before she adopted a baby cuz her uterus was broken, or more importantly, cuz she’s vain and doesn’t want to ravage her cunt to have an annoying thing brought in the world that shares your DNA….thus making you responsible for every fucked up thing it does….when it is adopted you can just justify all the disappointment with “He’s adopted”….it works out better for your ego than these ego centric people who reproduce to have mini versions of them….reproduction is totally arrogant…

Now Charlize Theron, from South Africa’s high aids rate belt, with a mother who killed her father for being abusive and who thus doesn’t know how to be abused, one downfall in her model turned Playboy model, turned famous actor, going back to her magazine roots and looks good doing it….even if the low grade Russian version of Tatler….a magazine I wrongfully thought was a porn mag….


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