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2012

26

Jun

Jennifer Lopez Unfortunate Bikini Pics of the Day

I can see this being a good ass if you were in some famine stricken country and in need of reproducing…you know you’d choose this pig of a woman and her fat ass to keep your genetics alive another generation…you know because she won’t die and has the nutrients to feed her baby all stored in her fat ass.

I was never a fan of Jennifer Lopez or her ass. I was never African enough, I just found it lazy and lacked personality….sure I love booty….just not this booty….especially not 50 after a bunch of twins….

She’s gross…..and in a bikini..


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BONUS (to some, horrible to others)- She was in another bikini/bathing suits for you die hard fans…click the pic to see her trying really fucking hard for the people and her tween boyfriend/sex object/male escort who should K-Fed her if she’s not menopausal…

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2012

16

Mar

Jennifer Lopez Titties in Red for Vogue of the Day

Fuck J.Lo. I hate this bitch and I have no idea why I am posting pictures of her photoshopped, push up bra tits…I can only blame my self destructive behavior and self-hatred….punishing myself by getting behind some over-hyped, underserving cunt, who pays people to call her the most beautiful person in the world….and by people I mean the magazine…and the whole lie is fucking offensive….I don’t see why she doesn’t just fucking retire and age gracefully, these old tired cunts killing it into their 50s….take your fucking money and relax….even if your egos and attention craving needs are screaming to be on stage….retire…we don’t want to fucking see your stupid face…at least I don’t…except when I feel like punishing myself….like right now….

Here’s the video if you care….and you shouldn’t.

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2012

13

Mar

J.Lo in Shiny Tight Pants Showing Off Her Fat Old Ass on Set of the Day

I find J.Lo’s fat mom ass totally uninteresting. I don’t care how much she paid People Magazine to say she was the most beautiful person last year when she was making her official comeback from being married to a horror movie character and more importantly having his devil spic babies…..

She’s old, she’s tired, she’s played out, she’s boring. If I’m gonna fuck with a bitch who has a set of twins at home in her 40s, I’m gonna do that in private, you know the kind of bitch you meet in a bar where old divorcees go, and fuck the shit out of, never telling anyone you know, cuz it’s not a conquest, it’s just pussy when you need it…..

Fuck J.Lo and the raft she floated in on. I hate this bitch and her shitty overrated ass….but here she is on set of some music video anyway….

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2012

05

Mar

J.Lo’s Hard Nipple Bikini Pics of the Day

Here are some pics of some hard nippled J.Lo with her trophy rebound boyfriend trying to redeem herself for getting knocked up by that weird looking dude….while boosting her ego that she’s still got it cuz she’s J.Lo and can fuck anything….in some kind of mid-life crisis that I’m sure homie is appreciating….cuz J.Lo as annoying as she is is still worth a fuck….and homie better be hoping those tubes aren’t tied so she can be K-Fed…..if you know what I mean…set for life…..and he can pretend she’s the most beautiful woman in the world according to People magazine…..she does….even though we all know it was paid for…


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2012

29

Feb

Jennifer Lopez Dykes Out For V Magazine of the Day

This is disturbing…but maybe that’s just cuz I like my moms of twins in their 40s to be keeping their boxing classes to their fucking selves and for their private trainer they have hired to pretty much double as their male prostitutes while the husband is at work….See I don’t mind fit girls, if anything I love it, not quite as much as weak, eating disorder girls who are unable to run from mee but anything that isn’t fat, sloppy or chubby, or untoned is good, even if it can kick my ass…except when it is J.Lo rocking Menopause and what looks like a tranny dick….doesn’t work for me…but maybe that’s just cuz I hate J.Lo..or maybe it is cuz I hate Tranny dick…that shit is always filled with AIDS, deep rooted issues, and makes me feel like a fag when sucking on its tits…huh? exactly.

Either way, here’s J.Lo in her diaper/menstrual belt for the weirdos into that kind of thing, while I go watch amateur porn to cleanse my soul from the damage this would have done if I wasn’t desensitized to all things evil the internet has to offer.

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2011

19

Sep

Jennifer Lopez’s Fat Ass with her Future Ex Husband of the Day

Who really gives a fuck about the relationship status of some cunt who has had far more success than she deserved, you know cuz she was on the forefront of the spic invasion of the 90s and people got confused into thinking she had a hot ass, when really it was just fat…..

Oh right, every white trash, pathetic loser, living the middle class boring life, you turn to this celeb bullshit to distract you from the tuna casserole you are making your ungrateful, talentless, leeching children…

She is People’s Most beautiful person, afterall….even if it was paid for it’s gotta count for something….

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2011

24

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Flashing Spanks of the Day

These pictures are the highlight of the day…because of the whole Jennifer Lopez being listed as the most beautiful person by People magazine 10 or more years too late, because Jennifer Lopez has this thing called a lot of money that can buy herself titles on magazines that don’t matter in the grand scheme of things…and that are not journalistically accurate proven by the fact that they chose Jennifer Lopez as the most beautiful person…and they don’t have to be cuz they cater to white trash who don’t really know how to read…..because everyone knows the actual most beautiful woman in the world doesn’t need Spanx….cuz she’s not trying to contour or control her fat, sloppy, middle aged ass….into looking youthful and fun….

Point being, J.Lo’s a scam, not look at her old lady trying to be sexy tools that will make a man pretty bummed when he finally gets her home thinking “I’m about to fuck the recently single most beautiful woman in the world according to People Magazine who was a star in the 90s, I just need to get these pants off….what’s she wearing a fucking harness…omg…what the fuck is the sloppy thing…is it going to eat me…how about we put these back on and just talk over coffee”….if you know what I mean.

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2011

23

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Thick Mom Ass of the Day

Here’s one of People’s Most Beautiful People cuz she paid People to name her that, cuz People is some flakey fucking publication filled with more smut than a porn magazine and I’m talking a ridiculously hardcore porn magazine who relies on sucking celebrity dick to get their fabricated exclusvives to feed the white trash that buy into the lies to distract from their shitty lives…

Because there’s no way this thick, fat ass, old, mom of a bitch in her biker pants, is beautiful to anyone….sure worth fucking…maybe even catering to some old stripper whore looking to make some extra bucks to put her kid through college or get botox….or because she’s Jennifer Lopez….
and fucking Jennifer Lopez at any age gives you street cred, just ask Diddy.

But I’ll still post pictures of her in her tight pants….cuz thick ass is always good to stare at….no matter who it belongs to.

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2011

25

Jul

Jennifer Lopez in her Bikini of the Day

I’m hardly surprised to see J.Lo in a bikini, covering her shitty parts, cuz she’s in her 40s…but I am still surprised she won People’s Most Beautiful people, I mean before remembering that everything is fucking paid for and staged in a marketing campaign, it’s just too subtle for the average person to grasp, cuz the average person is an idiot and likely believes she’s the most beautiful person, even though, as you’ll notice in these bikini pics, she definitely fucking isn’t….

Yay…

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