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Keira Knightley’s Bikini for her Honeymoon of the Day

Skinny little Keira Knightley got married a couple of weeks ago and no one cared.

I assume these are some pics of her in her bikini on the beach are from her Honeymoon, you know showing off her skinny little body before the baby starts to show, or more importantly before the baby ravages her uterus, rips apart her vagina and fuckin’ rapes her stomach so that it will forever be flabby….but she’ll be too hormonal to care and too busy celebrating her new milk filled tits…as she takes that journey into motherhood….one I find horribly offensive…..

So take it all in, she’s too disgustingly happy in love to not get knocked up, this may be the last of her like this you’ll ever see.


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Keira Knightley Skinny Back for the March Marie Claire of the DAy

I saw a Keira Knightley for the first time this past weekend and I really appreciated the fact that she’s not fat…because so many people are fat these days and it is just disgusting…from my wife…to the girl working the restaurant I order my pizza at….to the fucking Wal mart check out girl…I just can’t escape this obesity shit…so seeing a body the way I like a body to be….all bones exposed like she doesn’t eat..inspires me and brings me hope for a better tomorrow…that no matter what happens to the rest of the world…there will always be the 1 percent that look hungry even if they aren’t thanks to good genes…

I am a fan….and any chance I get to stare at her back….I get excited….it is porn to me.

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Keira Knightley Strategic Topless for Allure UK of the Day

Keira Knightley is posing strategically topless for Allure UK…because I guess it makes sense to feature her topless for en editorial on her…you know all artistic…representing how the magazine is peeling the layers of her character to get us to her core….in what makes absolutely no sense whatsoever…and that I just made up as an excuse for the nude pics…..when really it’s all designed to get them some fucking attention…to sell copies…cuz no one buys magazines anymore….cuz shooting her in a fucking snow-suit won’t get people to notice…but shooting her topless makes the world go nuts…

The world is filled with perverts…sex sells…but only some of us are punished for it…

Not that I’m complaining about this…I like bare back as much as the next guy…..

I’m just complaining that I’m considered a porn site cuz I post pics these assholes take….when these assholes make millions off the same pics.

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Keira Knightley in Interview Magazine of the Day

If you are wondering why I’m posting these Keira Knightley pics that are not nude in a movie , not in a bikini, not showing a little pussy lip in some weird unauthorized fan comic ….not STRADDLING A MOTOR BIKE ….I don’t have the fucking answer.

I’m thinking it was the leather spread legs pic that got me, or maybe that I thought she was Kate Beckinsale and was ready to talk to the virgin losers in our group about how hot her mom body is….hot enough to not make any fucking sense….that’s how hot…

But instead….it’s the Pirates skinny chick no one cares about….

I say oops, but you should know by now just how bad I am at this blogging shit.

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Keira Knightley Tits in a Movie of the Day

So Keira Knightley shows some tit in a movie called A Dangerous Method that hasn’t been released here yet…..here’s the plot….

Set on the eve of World War I, A Dangerous Method is based on the turbulent relationships between fledgling psychiatrist Carl Jung, his mentor Sigmund Freud, and Sabina Spielrein, the troubled but beautiful young woman who comes between them.

Sure, we’ve seen her tits before, but let’s hope this movie gets a littler more hardcore, not because I’m necessarily a Keira Knightley fan, but because I am a naked celebrity fan…and the movie is made by David Cronenberg, who is behind Crash, a movie I’ve jerked off to at least once, I mean fucking in cars as you crash them is exhilerating shit especially when it hit theaters in 1996, years before internet smut took over and those NC-17 movies and old national geographics were all we had………

TO See The Clip

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Keira Knightley’s Tits in Some Movie of the Day

Who fucking cares….except maybe her millions of nerd fans who don’t care that she’s got small tits or that this sex scene is hardly erotic…I am embarassed to be taking part in this shit.

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Keira Knightley Valentines Day Love Story Gone Wrong of the Day

I am posting this picture because it made me laugh….I love how they circled the motherfucker, but that’s just because I love mentally unstable losers muster up the courage to find their wifes who don’t know they are their wives are and let them know how angry they are for them being unloyal bitches who never come home at night, who ignore them even when they are so close to each other, and who pretend they aren’t in love when clearly they are, otherwise how did they get married crazy…..

Either way, here’s the love story behind it…look how happy they are together, before she turned on him and got him arrested. It is the perfect idea for all your Valentine’s Day plans, cuz you’re fucking creeps…

FILE picture dated February 2 2010 of Keira Knightley leaving her nightly performance in “The Misanthrope” at London’s Comedy Theatre, watched by Marek Daniluk (rear, right). Daniluk, 41, has been charged with harrassment after waiting for the 24-year-old actress outside the theatre. It is alleged the Polish national, who is understood to have mental health difficulties, grabbed the “Pirates of the Caribbean” star’s arm and demanded she answer questions. He was arrested on Thursday February 4 2010 and appeared before the City of Westminster magistrate’s court on Saturday.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Remember Keira Knightley of the Day

After seeing these pictures, I wish I didn’t….I’m being a little over dramatic…She’s not all that bad…I just didn’t have anywhere to go with this post since there’s a lot of clothing going on and very little nipple, pussy lip or ass flashing going on. There is also no dick in her mouth, her pussy isn’t getting eaten and I can’t even see fucking panties or bra. It’s pretty much a fucking disaster esepcially when she’s still young and more than capable of being one of those attention craving, insecure rich cunts all the other celebrities seem to be. Oh well.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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I am – Keira Knightley Bikini Pics of the Day

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I had a pretty shitty weekend, mostly because I didn’t get laid and when I don’t get fucked I get pretty cranky. I had quite alot to drink as usual and we stumbling blindly down the main drag of the city in my high heels, I stopped into a bar I don’t usually frequent to see a friend who works there. It was full of all these white hip hop loving assholes that think being black is about wearing baggy clothes and fake gold and diamonds on your front teeth. I was so drunk I ended up leaving with one of these assholes, but he wasn’t bad looking and his pants halfway fit so that’s how I’ll justify it.

We got back to his his house and got all nakend and shit and he started going down on me, but he was one of those try hards that really wasn’t that good at it in the first place, so I pulled him up and we got ready to fuck, and that’s when I saw it. His dick limp like the celery in my fridge.

Now I’m used to hearing stories about guys with limp dicks, since I live with one, but I can understand it when its a fat, middle aged drunk, you know? What I can’t understand is how the fuck this happens to a 24 year old dude. I’m not one to console anyone for shit, so I told him the truth in the ways of “No, it doesn’t happen all the time, it’s not okay, and it is a big deal.”

Here’s Keira Knightley.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

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