BORING!

But I guess in Keira Knightley’s defense, everything she does is fucking boring…

I know she has this fanbase and people like her and she gets movie rolls…but there’s really nothing interesting or appealing about her…even when doing photoshoots that could have just as easily been of her spreading ass…but no…she’s too uptight for that…

Sure, the uptight girls are usually the ones who want you to cum in their asses while choking them like a GHOMESHI but…unless you’re fucking them like a GHOMESHI they just fucking suck…and not in a good choking on a dick kind of suck…

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Keira Knightley has a seriously loyal and weird fan base. I don’t know what it is with her, but she has consistently been able to lure every creepy socially awkward weirdo around by her nerdy targeted movies…and I guess these tit pics are going to take her to the next fucking level for those creepy socially awkward weirdo fans…because now they’ve seen her tits.

I’m sure she’s been topless before, but when you never had tits in your mouth, all tits, or all sizes, suddenly become exciting as fuck.

I’m not a fan, but I’ll still stare…

This is from AUGUST – but everyone is talking about how she is proud to have small tits…and well – I am proud of all tits.

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Skinny little Keira Knightley got married a couple of weeks ago and no one cared.

I assume these are some pics of her in her bikini on the beach are from her Honeymoon, you know showing off her skinny little body before the baby starts to show, or more importantly before the baby ravages her uterus, rips apart her vagina and fuckin’ rapes her stomach so that it will forever be flabby….but she’ll be too hormonal to care and too busy celebrating her new milk filled tits…as she takes that journey into motherhood….one I find horribly offensive…..

So take it all in, she’s too disgustingly happy in love to not get knocked up, this may be the last of her like this you’ll ever see.

Enjoy.

To see the pics of her in a bikini FOLLOW THIS LINK

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I saw a Keira Knightley for the first time this past weekend and I really appreciated the fact that she’s not fat…because so many people are fat these days and it is just disgusting…from my wife…to the girl working the restaurant I order my pizza at….to the fucking Wal mart check out girl…I just can’t escape this obesity shit…so seeing a body the way I like a body to be….all bones exposed like she doesn’t eat..inspires me and brings me hope for a better tomorrow…that no matter what happens to the rest of the world…there will always be the 1 percent that look hungry even if they aren’t thanks to good genes…

I am a fan….and any chance I get to stare at her back….I get excited….it is porn to me.

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Keira Knightley is posing strategically topless for Allure UK…because I guess it makes sense to feature her topless for en editorial on her…you know all artistic…representing how the magazine is peeling the layers of her character to get us to her core….in what makes absolutely no sense whatsoever…and that I just made up as an excuse for the nude pics…..when really it’s all designed to get them some fucking attention…to sell copies…cuz no one buys magazines anymore….cuz shooting her in a fucking snow-suit won’t get people to notice…but shooting her topless makes the world go nuts…

The world is filled with perverts…sex sells…but only some of us are punished for it…

Not that I’m complaining about this…I like bare back as much as the next guy…..

I’m just complaining that I’m considered a porn site cuz I post pics these assholes take….when these assholes make millions off the same pics.

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If you are wondering why I’m posting these Keira Knightley pics that are not nude in a movie , not in a bikini, not showing a little pussy lip in some weird unauthorized fan comic ….not STRADDLING A MOTOR BIKE ….I don’t have the fucking answer.

I’m thinking it was the leather spread legs pic that got me, or maybe that I thought she was Kate Beckinsale and was ready to talk to the virgin losers in our group about how hot her mom body is….hot enough to not make any fucking sense….that’s how hot…

But instead….it’s the Pirates skinny chick no one cares about….

I say oops, but you should know by now just how bad I am at this blogging shit.

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So Keira Knightley shows some tit in a movie called A Dangerous Method that hasn’t been released here yet…..here’s the plot….

Set on the eve of World War I, A Dangerous Method is based on the turbulent relationships between fledgling psychiatrist Carl Jung, his mentor Sigmund Freud, and Sabina Spielrein, the troubled but beautiful young woman who comes between them.

Sure, we’ve seen her tits before, but let’s hope this movie gets a littler more hardcore, not because I’m necessarily a Keira Knightley fan, but because I am a naked celebrity fan…and the movie is made by David Cronenberg, who is behind Crash, a movie I’ve jerked off to at least once, I mean fucking in cars as you crash them is exhilerating shit especially when it hit theaters in 1996, years before internet smut took over and those NC-17 movies and old national geographics were all we had………

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Who fucking cares….except maybe her millions of nerd fans who don’t care that she’s got small tits or that this sex scene is hardly erotic…I am embarassed to be taking part in this shit.

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