Kelly Ripa has more hispanic kids than a Cuban raft being sent to sea in hopes of a more prosperous life…yet she’s remains seriously fucking ripped…to the point that it is almost scary…but not scary enough for me to not stare at them…
I feel like she had her time to shine, then Regis died and she was forgotten…and we can assume this is her attempt to get some publicity…cuz she sure as hell needs it…and when a bikini is involved. I’m watching.
If you’ve ever wanted to see what Miley Cyrus may look like when she’s 100 years old and a mom of a dozen half Mexican babies after life fails for her and she ends up being a morning talk show host instead of the next accessible white girl in Hip Pop music…you know the Nicki Minaj of her generation…well here’s Kelly Ripa showing you…and in Kelly Ripa’s old lady defence, she could be a hell of a lot more broken…and disgusting to look at, no matter how many pairs of SPANX she has jacking her ass up for her leotard…and this could be a hell of a lot worse…see I can see the positive in things even though I hate everything…I guess it’s just the Halloween spirit getting the best of me…knowing I am going to see so many girls who have no business being in certain costumes…wearing those costumes…and that excites me more than this…
I don’t really know what this Kelly Ripa, old face, hot body, mom of a dozen thanks to Mexican sperm, who drank the soul of REGIS to carry on another 100 years…is up to, but anything that involves a girl in boys underwear that she’s pulling down on TV, no matter who the person wearing said underwear is, works for me…in fact I encourage it….good job Kelly Ripa, thanks for reminding us you live…
Here are some pictures of Kelly Ripa showing off her skinny back…..what the fuck else am I supposed to write about these pictures…she’s not inspiring…she’s got too many hispanic kids, by choice, to be inspiring…I mean I’m sure her peppy little attitude is great in the bedroom, and clearly she likes getting cum inside her, but the real issue is whether she takes it up the ass or not, but based on the number of kids she has, I’m thinking no…
Either way, back isn’t enough, I want to see her naked, even though she’s lost the majority of her appeal…cuz there is an age where cute becomes old and Kelly Ripa’s hit it.
I know it’s not a real sex doll, andd the Mademe Tussauds security people are the fucking worst…they never let you take a candle to these things and make a fuck hole…they don’t even like you smearing the cum on the shit..but the good deal is that in picture, with a printer, every fantasy is possible…She’s like the next Bieber or something…FOLLOW ME
When I read that Kelly Rippa was in some Charity run where she wears her heels, I thought shit would be more pornographic. I guess I just assumed she’d be doing it in a short skirt with her little titties bouncing out of her shirt, because when I think of heels, I think of lowcut shirts and tight skirts, but instead it was just some kind of bullshit publicity stunt that didn’t get me off, but her cheesy whore tattoo does…cuz cheap backyard flea market tattoos scream the perfect level of trash I need in my women…
I always find it weird when I see pictures of these Hollywood sluts together at events like they are friends, even though I know they don’t give a fuck about each other and that they are just doing it for their image. I also just figure that each of these cunts is on her own self involved, ego, mission where they by default hate any pussy that gets more attention than them, even though they are each over-rated pieces of shit, regardless of what the media tells us, or how much money they have in their bank accounts, and I figure to at least one of you – each of these girls has been a fantasy at least once, so why not post a picture of them all together….
I used to jerk off to Kelly Ripa on the morning show. Then my TV broke. So I’d go to McDonald’s where they have free TVs and I’d watch her and I’d jerk off in the bathroom, but then I realized that it wasn’t Kelly Ripa that was turning me on, but the shape of my Egg McMuffin was and now I don’t jerk off to her at all. She’s old, has too many kids and looks like shit and here she is playing with balls, at least the only balls I really want to see her bony hand playing with, because she’s a fucking monster…
Kelly Ripa is one of the most fertile middle-aged people on Daytime television I’ve jerked off to. I like her little ripped body, even though her saggy, muscular mom tits are something you expect to be a gateway breast for closet cased homos trying to get some level of gay sex withouth being gay or maybe the breasts a reformed Christian gay would jump at after the preacher brainwashed him into thinking he’s not gay because gay is against Jesus, but she still looks good enough for me in all her anorexic, fitness freak glory and I understand why her Mexican husband mounts her at least twice a day, but that’s partially because as a Mexican I know fucking all day is what we are good for and I prove it’s not necessarily what we’re good at, but you don’t have to be good to get a bitch pregnant and along with jumping the border, it’s part of why there are so many of us breeding in America now that we’ve got our passports…all part of the takeover plan.
Kelly Ripa was showing off her real skinny body and flat ass in a pair of tight jogging pants, and I couldn’t help but notice the shit giving her vagina a nice little hug, because I guess the fuckin’ thing gets sad sometimes when it remembers a time before it was violated by her 12 kids cuz she married a latino and we like to breed, you know back when the fucking thing didn’t have a mind of its own and when it didn’t look like it was permanently throwing up its uterus, but I could be wrong, maybe this is just the style….
Kelly Ripa, my 9 am McDonald’s bathroom masturbation inspiration, because that’s the only place I get to watch TV, brought her dick of a belly button out in her bikini again. She looks better than most mom’s do, but that’s no excuse to continue my masturbation fantasy about her, I’m gonna just save my reserve for Whoopi who comes on at 11 because she seems a little dirtier and like she’s got her dick in the right motherfuckin’ place. I’m not gay or anything, I mean she does play a woman on TV every morning, so fuck you for judging.
I wonder how many sites made the connection with her body being ripped and her name being Ripa. I am thinking 95% of them.
These pictures are disgusting have. Don’t get me wrong, I like skinny girls, but not fitness skinny. I like eating disorder and drug addict skinny, because there’s something nice about skin that looks like it’s an extra large condom dangling off my little penis than skin that looks like it’s about to explode like the seam of my wife’s pants when she tries to sit down on the couch.
Whatever the fuck is going on with her sternum/titties is some steroid shit, that reminds me of the WWF and not in a good way, but what really gets me is the penis that is sneaking it’s way out of her belly button.
Sure, hermaphrodites are one of nature’s great luxuries, but the thought of going down on a bitch and having that shit pokin’ me in my forehead freaks me out but not as much as the idea of a sex tape of her husband jerkin it off while getting her pregnant for the fourth time does.
I always liked Kelly Ripa. She made me laugh. She was little and kinda hot and she liked to get fucked. At least that what I assumed after she had all those kids because getting pregnant involves fucking. See, I am not as dumb as you thought.
What I don’t like is that her her body is so fuckin’ rock hard, sure I always shit on mom’s post pregnancy, for being ruined, and Kelly is no exception to the fucking rule, because instead of being doughy, she’s jacked on fuckin’ steroids and the way her tits are pulsating with testosterone off her chest is some weird fucking look.
That said, I wouldn’t mind watching her pussy flex its muscles. But that’s cuz I like pussy.