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2023

27

Mar

Kelly Ripa Bikini of the Day

Kelly Ripa is a 300 year old corpse of a woman, but thanks to decades of starving herself she’s managed to maintain the body of a 18 year old with anorexia who hasn’t hit puberty yet, which I assume the industry celebrates or at least a dark corner of the industry….

That doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t have jerked off to her on all your sick days, or unemployed days when you were too lazy to get off the couch to watch actual porn, because the shrills of Regis weren’t strong enough to throw you off your game….

She’s still a skinny mom, just older and the whole “cute and bubbly” has been replaced with annoying but the world or the 12 old people who watch morning television must like her since she hasn’t been fired….

She also clearly makes the money, far more than the Soap Opera days when she got knocked up by her husband and now co-host, because her bikini is designer….while hiding her stomach scars of motherhood and not spreading her legs to show us the other gaping results of motherhood all hanging off her skinny frame with no fat or muscle to keep it in place…just dried old atrophy uterus dangling out of her with nothing to hold it in her into her golden years.

I like it.

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2021

22

Jul

Kelly Ripa Assumes The Position of the Day

I saw this picture on PEOPLE MAGAZINE, because they are the smut sites of the now, when they used to avoid the smutty celebrity content to appease their advertisers, since sites like this that post this shit are considered porn sites, even if the pictures I post are pulled from the social media feeds of these people..

SO it’s ok for this to be produced and posted to Instagram/FB…..it’s ok for it to be posted to People Magazine…but when drunkenstepfather posts it and says that Kelly Ripa, who is clearly a pervert, is showing her husband, who is clearly on Human Growth Hormone, he’s a soap star from the 90s in his 60s, and he’s ripped….it’s obviously some eating fetuses he pulled out of Bill Gate’s personal Planned Parent Hood office on his ranch in Montana or wherever he hides out….

My instinct is to think the hispanic rent boy is looking at her pussy in awe because it’s finally old enough, saggy enough, mom of three enough, to look like a set of balls….the way he likes it…

Or maybe his testosterone shots just make him horny enough to fuck the fucking wall…

I don’t hate old lady Kelly Ripa, even in her old age she’s a cute enough, tiny bodied, Regis killer….she just reminds me of this meme.

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2020

21

Jul

Kelly Ripa’s Daughter Bikini Clickbait Looking Like she ate Kelly Ripa of the Day

There’s a viral story going around, basically every media outlet posted it, even local newspapers, which is weird to me because I’m supposed to be the premiere destination for celebrities being sluts, at least I was before instagram made me obsolete and other media outlets realized the celebrity slutty behavior is solid clickbait to get traffic to your site, not because the people care about you, but because the people care about celebs being sluts…

Point being, Lola Consuelos, is the 19 year old daughter of Kelly and her latin heartthrob soap star, which is basically pornstar for older ladies, Mark Consuelos…and she’s decided that it’s time to ride her parents name to help endorse her social media profiles because she wants an audience and some of that Instagram money, making instagram some platform that is for elite to further their bullshit elitism, while losers who often times are more qualified to be the “influencer” follow like these people are some kind of leader….when really they are just rich kids, who think they are better than everyone else, and who are confident enough to post up half naked pics for likes and follows…it’s just a different form of nepotism that luckily involves slutty content because the 19 year olds are slutty…into sex work and being naked on the internet while all their data is being tracked because they like being tracked…it’s just weirdness..

So she’s hit instagram, thinking she can get in on some of the hype the others get, she probably has a TikTok too, but I’m not looking for it….I’m too busy looking at this thick bitch in what must be a photoshopped heave picture that looks like it was shot on a potato in the late 90s…despite it clearly being shot by a HIGH DEF new iphone…all because she’s run so many damn filters on it she doesn’t have a fucking nose anymore…because EVERYTHING on the internet is a lie…except the desperation all these trashy girls, rich and famous parented or not, give off…because desperation that ends in half naked selfies…is the good kind of desperation…especially when it’s rich kids with celeb parents…hilarious how vapid they are when they have all the resources available to them to be actual decent humans instead of clickbait trash.

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2014

20

Jan

Kelly Ripa in a Bikini in Mexico of the Day

Kelly Ripa has more hispanic kids than a Cuban raft being sent to sea in hopes of a more prosperous life…yet she’s remains seriously fucking ripped…to the point that it is almost scary…but not scary enough for me to not stare at them…

I feel like she had her time to shine, then Regis died and she was forgotten…and we can assume this is her attempt to get some publicity…cuz she sure as hell needs it…and when a bikini is involved. I’m watching.

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2013

31

Oct

Kelly Ripa is the 100 Year Old Miley Cyrus of the Day

If you’ve ever wanted to see what Miley Cyrus may look like when she’s 100 years old and a mom of a dozen half Mexican babies after life fails for her and she ends up being a morning talk show host instead of the next accessible white girl in Hip Pop music…you know the Nicki Minaj of her generation…well here’s Kelly Ripa showing you…and in Kelly Ripa’s old lady defence, she could be a hell of a lot more broken…and disgusting to look at, no matter how many pairs of SPANX she has jacking her ass up for her leotard…and this could be a hell of a lot worse…see I can see the positive in things even though I hate everything…I guess it’s just the Halloween spirit getting the best of me…knowing I am going to see so many girls who have no business being in certain costumes…wearing those costumes…and that excites me more than this…

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2013

27

Sep

Kelly Ripa Pulling Down Her Underwear on TV of the Day


I don’t really know what this Kelly Ripa, old face, hot body, mom of a dozen thanks to Mexican sperm, who drank the soul of REGIS to carry on another 100 years…is up to, but anything that involves a girl in boys underwear that she’s pulling down on TV, no matter who the person wearing said underwear is, works for me…in fact I encourage it….good job Kelly Ripa, thanks for reminding us you live…

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2012

21

Feb

Kelly Ripa’s Hard Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t have the rights to post THESE BIKINI PICS ….so I stuck with her twitter hawaii pic to set the mood…

Kelly Ripa is tiny bodied bitch we have all jerked off to at least once while watching her on her morning show…the timing was convenient…and sure she wasn’t stacked like Kathy Lee…but she did manage to turn a small frame we wanted to brake in half with our dicks into a scary fit muscular monster with a belly button trying to escape her horror movie body…making her more of a horror movie body that…who is now in her 40s and likely hitting menopause soon….leading to more overcompensation….leaving HER LITTLE CUTE ASS a thing of the past….making it more an ass you’d find on a dude ….


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2011

20

May

Kelly Ripa’s Got Back of the Day

Here are some pictures of Kelly Ripa showing off her skinny back…..what the fuck else am I supposed to write about these pictures…she’s not inspiring…she’s got too many hispanic kids, by choice, to be inspiring…I mean I’m sure her peppy little attitude is great in the bedroom, and clearly she likes getting cum inside her, but the real issue is whether she takes it up the ass or not, but based on the number of kids she has, I’m thinking no…

Either way, back isn’t enough, I want to see her naked, even though she’s lost the majority of her appeal…cuz there is an age where cute becomes old and Kelly Ripa’s hit it.

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2011

05

Apr

Kelly Ripa’s Sex Doll of the Day

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I know it’s not a real sex doll, andd the Mademe Tussauds security people are the fucking worst…they never let you take a candle to these things and make a fuck hole…they don’t even like you smearing the cum on the shit..but the good deal is that in picture, with a printer, every fantasy is possible…She’s like the next Bieber or something…FOLLOW ME

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2010

22

Sep

Kelly Ripa Does Some High Heel Charity Run of the Day

When I read that Kelly Rippa was in some Charity run where she wears her heels, I thought shit would be more pornographic. I guess I just assumed she’d be doing it in a short skirt with her little titties bouncing out of her shirt, because when I think of heels, I think of lowcut shirts and tight skirts, but instead it was just some kind of bullshit publicity stunt that didn’t get me off, but her cheesy whore tattoo does…cuz cheap backyard flea market tattoos scream the perfect level of trash I need in my women…

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