I always find it weird when I see pictures of these Hollywood sluts together at events like they are friends, even though I know they don’t give a fuck about each other and that they are just doing it for their image. I also just figure that each of these cunts is on her own self involved, ego, mission where they by default hate any pussy that gets more attention than them, even though they are each over-rated pieces of shit, regardless of what the media tells us, or how much money they have in their bank accounts, and I figure to at least one of you – each of these girls has been a fantasy at least once, so why not post a picture of them all together….
I used to jerk off to Kelly Ripa on the morning show. Then my TV broke. So I’d go to McDonald’s where they have free TVs and I’d watch her and I’d jerk off in the bathroom, but then I realized that it wasn’t Kelly Ripa that was turning me on, but the shape of my Egg McMuffin was and now I don’t jerk off to her at all. She’s old, has too many kids and looks like shit and here she is playing with balls, at least the only balls I really want to see her bony hand playing with, because she’s a fucking monster…
Kelly Ripa is one of the most fertile middle-aged people on Daytime television I’ve jerked off to. I like her little ripped body, even though her saggy, muscular mom tits are something you expect to be a gateway breast for closet cased homos trying to get some level of gay sex withouth being gay or maybe the breasts a reformed Christian gay would jump at after the preacher brainwashed him into thinking he’s not gay because gay is against Jesus, but she still looks good enough for me in all her anorexic, fitness freak glory and I understand why her Mexican husband mounts her at least twice a day, but that’s partially because as a Mexican I know fucking all day is what we are good for and I prove it’s not necessarily what we’re good at, but you don’t have to be good to get a bitch pregnant and along with jumping the border, it’s part of why there are so many of us breeding in America now that we’ve got our passports…all part of the takeover plan.
Kelly Ripa was showing off her real skinny body and flat ass in a pair of tight jogging pants, and I couldn’t help but notice the shit giving her vagina a nice little hug, because I guess the fuckin’ thing gets sad sometimes when it remembers a time before it was violated by her 12 kids cuz she married a latino and we like to breed, you know back when the fucking thing didn’t have a mind of its own and when it didn’t look like it was permanently throwing up its uterus, but I could be wrong, maybe this is just the style….
Kelly Ripa, my 9 am McDonald’s bathroom masturbation inspiration, because that’s the only place I get to watch TV, brought her dick of a belly button out in her bikini again. She looks better than most mom’s do, but that’s no excuse to continue my masturbation fantasy about her, I’m gonna just save my reserve for Whoopi who comes on at 11 because she seems a little dirtier and like she’s got her dick in the right motherfuckin’ place. I’m not gay or anything, I mean she does play a woman on TV every morning, so fuck you for judging.
I wonder how many sites made the connection with her body being ripped and her name being Ripa. I am thinking 95% of them.
These pictures are disgusting have. Don’t get me wrong, I like skinny girls, but not fitness skinny. I like eating disorder and drug addict skinny, because there’s something nice about skin that looks like it’s an extra large condom dangling off my little penis than skin that looks like it’s about to explode like the seam of my wife’s pants when she tries to sit down on the couch.
Whatever the fuck is going on with her sternum/titties is some steroid shit, that reminds me of the WWF and not in a good way, but what really gets me is the penis that is sneaking it’s way out of her belly button.
Sure, hermaphrodites are one of nature’s great luxuries, but the thought of going down on a bitch and having that shit pokin’ me in my forehead freaks me out but not as much as the idea of a sex tape of her husband jerkin it off while getting her pregnant for the fourth time does.
I always liked Kelly Ripa. She made me laugh. She was little and kinda hot and she liked to get fucked. At least that what I assumed after she had all those kids because getting pregnant involves fucking. See, I am not as dumb as you thought.
What I don’t like is that her her body is so fuckin’ rock hard, sure I always shit on mom’s post pregnancy, for being ruined, and Kelly is no exception to the fucking rule, because instead of being doughy, she’s jacked on fuckin’ steroids and the way her tits are pulsating with testosterone off her chest is some weird fucking look.
That said, I wouldn’t mind watching her pussy flex its muscles. But that’s cuz I like pussy.
Here’s Kelly Ripa doing her best impression of her vagina after her third kid fell out of it.
Yeah, that’s all I got in me today, not sure why, but by the quality of that joke, I think it’s safe to say that I should be Regis’ replacement when he dies, because despite popular belief, he is not a robot and will die eventually and there gonna need someone to fill his little leprechaun shoes, and that someone won’t be me, even thought I was born for that shit.
I won the lottery today. FUCK ALL OF YOU, I QUIT …..it’s a pretty fucking amazing day, considering I never win shit in my life and today I took my 1 dollar scratch and win to the store to get checked out and the bells rang on the machine. I dropped to the ground praising the real Jesus for putting me through this struggle, only as a test to live until this day, where I can take my money, throw my computer out the window and fly far away, change my name so my wife can’t find me and spend the rest of my short life sitting on a beach with local women massaging my feet while drunk, that’s when I came to and found out that I only won a dollar, so in reality, I only broke even and didn’t actually win shit, but it was a good start….because for the first time in my life I didn’t actually lose….
I guess that’s kinda how the people who watched Live with Regis and Kathy Lee the Kelly Ripa Edition this morning feel, they got to see her trying to live up to her 12 year old girl body and hip hop dance with the Knicks dancers, to some pop music, with some skimpy outfit on, showing off her really skinny body, making the Knicks dancers look fat, but since her tenth kid, has gone through some hormonal change leaving her pretty much titless, making the whole thing a beak even situation….not too good and not too bad…just nice and balanced….enjoy….if you can see past the shitty quality of the weird Ripa fan’s video….
