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2012

17

Oct

Megan Fox Had a Baby of the Day

MEGAN FOX had her baby with David from 90210…..

I forgot that Megan Fox was pregnant….mainly because I forgot about Megan Fox….she doesn’t matter….she barely exists….she was overhyped for a minute…and thanks to an overbearing jealous boyfriend who convinced her he was the only man who would ever love her….and her weak groupie ways….coupled with her bad attitude….and non nude acting roles…even though all we ever wanted from her plastic surgery produced face is fucking nudity….

Her baby – Noah Shannon Green – spawn of David from 90210 who I like to think ruined everything there is about Megan Fox….was born September 27 and I predict will be hated by her remaining fans who have trouble getting over pussy in movies they never met but liked looking at…for turning his mother into a loose vagina, shitty body, pig trying to bounceback from the hell she created for herself…

But I am an optimist, eager for her post-partem depression, her resentment for her husband, and her comeback tour that this time will involve being naked, because as women get older….they gynecologist is less a thing about being shy…and more a thing about getting a cheap thrill…just hoping someone other than their husband gets wrist deep….

All this to say, who cares about Megan Fox, the garbage her uterus shat out, or her comeback…she doesn’t matter. She’s old news. She’s officially fallen off. Let this be our goodbye….GOODBYE.

Here’s a bunch of pics of her….to celebrate what was….I’m ready to move on…

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2012

08

Aug

Megan Fox in her Underwear for a Movie Trailer of the Day

Thanks to modern technology – there is always going to be access to a half naked Megan Fox before she was pregnant….and thank to post partum and a hatred for the baby who ruined your career and the man who polluted you with the baby that ruined your career through brain washing and guilt tripping, coupled with a need to make money, cuz the guy you let pollute you with a baby is not really a money maker, and 90210 money from the 90s can’t last forever….along with the fact that there are countless…millions even…hot girls who are more appealing than Alba who are fighting for the same gigs…and who are willing to get naked for those roles….I can assume she’ll be naked in movies before she dies…and it may be something to look forward to, depending on how she bounces back….

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2012

26

Jun

Megan Fox Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day

Here is a cash grab photoshoot if I’ve ever seen one of Megan Fox and her captor pretending to be so happy in love when the only real happy person is David from 90210 because his brain washing worked and his sperm stuck to her uterus….You see cuz I know when she was at her peak and he was jealous he didn’t matter he told her at least once that he was into her before the rest of the world and she owed it to him while locked in the cage in the basement….

I don’t find pregnant chicks hot, they are disgusting and the only good thing about them is that you can fuck them raw dog and cum inside them without worrying about knocking them up…….

I just think it is tragic that she never did any nude scenes before ruining her vagina and pretty much the rest of her, cuz things will never be the same again….she’s got a small window of opportunity before it is too late…even though it is probably too late…

The good news is there are tons of hot girls, she is replaceable…goodbye Megan Fox and your pretty shallow, shitty career….


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2012

07

Jun

Pregnant and Hormonal Megan Fox in a T-Shirt of the Day

There is a brief window of opportunity with a pregnancy where it is perfect…you know when you can’t knock up the bitch cuz someone else did…her belly isn’t too disgusting, it just looks like she ate too much ribs and hasn’t taken a shit….her tits all swollen and amazing and she’s bouncing on your dick like a champ cuz she’s cheating on her baby daddy and wants her money’s worth….while he is at work to deal with her depression that comes with being stuck to him for the next 18 years or longer even if they do break up – but she’s 30 and wants a baby so bad it doesn’t matter who the sperm comes from…as long as he has money to support the kid through private school …. kind of thing…

Megan Fox is at that perfect stage of the first trimester…and I like it….even if I don’t like her…


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2012

04

May

Megan Fox Pre-Pregnancy Sleazy Sharper Image Ad of the Day

I didn’t know Sharper Image was a porn shop…not that I consider this to be actual porn…it’s just Megan Fox in her panties and thigh highs screaming “THE MOVIE BUSINESS ISN’T LUCRATIVE ENOUGH FOR ME TO NOT TAKE SMUTTY PHOTOSHOOT JOBS FOR SHITTY MAIL ORDER CATALOGS”…..let’s just hope this public shame, no matter how much it paid her, makes her really reflect on her life choices and cunt behavior when she was at the top…more importantly…makes her really evaluate not getting naked in movies…even though now when she bites the bullet and does it…she’ll be a mom with a mom body….not as tight as she should be…but I’ll take a bitch naked at any point in her career cuz I proves they’ve realized what makes the girl go round….bitches getting naked…

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2012

27

Mar

Megan Fox Hot and Crying in Jalouse of the Day

I don’t know if these tears are real, but I assume they are….not because Megan Fox is no longer getting work….and her relevance is fading as she’s getting older and less young and hot…..but I like to think she’s just like all battered wives, conditioned to love their abuser, fearing escaping him, even though they know he offers nothing good to them, and the only happiness or excitement he brings, is the comfort they are used to…..It’s the same old try to get out….make it halfway out the door…but when you see the door shutting behind you run back in situation….that in Megan Foxes case came when she was young, he was a guy she wanted to fuck growing up, only to become a jealous freak that pretty much took her out of Hollywood because when they married she stopped getting work, all because his career was shit and if he suffers she should suffer….while being the only guy who actually loved her….while everyone else was just after her fame, money, career….you know cuz he was there int he beginning…before she was anything and she owes him her loyalty…kinda shit…that breaks a bitch down when she gets in front of camera…crying for help….the passive agressive, fear ridden way.

She’s hot, even if she fears for her life, thanks to her abusive husband….in fact…maybe that makes her hotter.

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2012

24

Feb

Megan Fox Does Miami Magazine of the Day

Megan Fox is making big moves….I mean she just did Miami Magazine…which is huge…in some circles it is known as the more high profile Vogue….mainly in Miami…by the publisher of the magazine…who can’t admit it is a pile of shit that no one reads…cuz that would work against running ad deals…

What it comes down to is that I’m just posting this to laugh at her fall from the celebrity hot pussy top….taking any bottom feeding shoot offered to her…can’t wait til she hit rock bottom…then maybe I’ll be able to convince her to do a shoot with my camera phone for a bag of meth…

Good times knowing all good things come to an end…this is funny….next time she’s crying for attention, she should be more naked…

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2012

20

Feb

Megan Fox Hot as Fuck Bikini in Hawaii Pics of the Day

Good Megan Fox….making a comback that all parties involved can appreciate….and by all parties involvde I mean the network of pervert fans who love looking at her hotness half naked…especially when it is tainted with tacky prison tats, or more importantly, rocking a deadbead has been who only was thanks to 90210 in the 90s, who brainwashed her, kidnapped her, made her his wife, cuz that’s what happens when you bang a girl in her youth…you guilt her to never leave you, making her fall off the map, get kicked out of movie gigs, luckily not knocked up…cuz that will just be the nail in the coffin for this bitch as she re-invents herself….

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2012

13

Feb

Megan Fox Pantsless for Some MetroCity Campaign of the Day

Megan Fox may not be acting all that much anymore…and her decision to sympathise with her kidnapper like she was Patty Hearst, only to take it to another level of criminal, by marrying the fucker….who we can understand she had a crush on growing up, and who we can understand has a big dick that was a novelty to fuck, but that we can’t understand why a bitch at her prime would fuck up her image to such an extreme that no one wanted to touch her…all to make a jealous failure from 90210 feel secure…while she shoulda been out fucking A-Listers and really securing her fucking future…so that she wouldn’t have to do model jobs for Korean brands you never heard of….you know bottom feeding to maintain a lifestyle…cuz sometimes major life decisions can fuck you up the ass….

Either way. She’s still hot.

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2012

18

Jan

Hottest Megan Fox Pictures of the Day

These are the hottest pics I’ve seen of Megan Fox all day…and I’d write hateful shit but why bother I’m traveling…drunk…done with customs and ready to drink more…when I find a computer all be back…while this may be my last post ever….and this is my legacy….Megan Fox on her period traveling….which would be great since I’m a real fucking winner…

Check back later fuckers…

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2011

01

Dec

Megan Fox for Armani of the Day

I saw this picture of Megan Fox’s back for some Armani campaign that was probably put out a long time ago, but since you’re a virgin loser who probably doesn’t like change, and who probably is pretty committed to specific celebs, like a Megan Fox because in you’re mind you’re married to her as soon as she finds out who you are, which is probably not even a stretch when you consider who she did marry….I decided to post it….back is the new pussy….

Which reminds me of his hotness…..

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2011

15

Nov

Megan Fox Tight Pants of the Day


Here are some pictures of Megan Fox in some tight pants that I am only posting because I thought I could see vagina definition but didn’t see any vagina definition, you know seeing her pussy lip stick out like a tongue instead of her tongue sticking out like a tongue, leaving me all alone, scared, confused, and forced to remember that she keeps her vagina sacred, for a dude who played David on 90210 in the early 90s, and who has since done nothing, giving all the other losers out there hope, that one day they too may get some cunty, insecure, hot, but never naked celebrity bitch with no talent, who was replaced by a model cuz that’s how good she is at her craft, provided they have a couple million dollars….

Here are the tight pant pictures….

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2011

04

Oct

Megan Fox’s Bra is Too Small of the Day

Despite popular belief, David from 90210 hasn’t killed off or caged Megan Fox, he hasn’t held her captive, although he might as well did, since marrying him has led her no where….if anything it has brought her into a bad place where she’s emotionally eating and unable to figure out that her old bra is too tight for her…maybe he is medicating her due to jealousy of her career, success, etc…or many he’s jus like most older guys who date young girls…controlling as fuck….or maybe she’s all medicated and confused on her own…cuz no one wants her anymore so she’s handling it badly….or maybe she’s just fucking pregnant and ready to have his kids, instead of pulling the Jesus Martinez and stepfathering the motherfuckers….

All this to say, Megan Fox lives…I’m not sure how good she still is, but it is good knowing when all crashes and burns this non-nude actor’s gonna be getting naked to just pay the mortgage and lifestyle and if that doesn’t bring you hope, then you have no fucking soul…

Now stare and her titties getting squeezed tight by undergarmets like the little b-cup sluts they are….

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2011

08

Jul

Megan Fox Proves She has Wrinkles and Doesn’t Use Botox????…of the Day

Here is Megan fox proving she doesn’t use botox by showing off a mutant forehead….

This is ridiculous. I can’t believe I am posting this shit.

I’ve never seen a face do anything like this…I mean shit looks Klingon and you probably like that….and it looks vaginal…and I kinda like that…cuz I’m always down for a good forehead fuck…but this is unnatural whatever the fuck it is…and really why would anyone care about anything Megan Fox…unless it involves her naked in movies trying o make a comeback.

She sucks.

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2011

07

Jul

Megan Fox’s Shitty Armani Campaign of the Day

Here’s a video behind the scenes to some Megan Fox face for Armani cosmetics bullshit because it is the only work she can get…..but I’m warning you listening to her talk about nonsense is fucking tedious, even painful and distracts from the fact that you all want to fuck her….

The highlight of the video is when she sas she loves when her 8 year old stepson tells me I’m beautiful….maybe because she knows she gives him boners when he watches her shower and that means she appeals to the new generation…or maybe cuz her husband’s an old fucking loser who’s son is more fun to hang out with….but who knows with her, and who really cares, the whole thing is pretty much a pile of shit…that doesn’t turn me on…or even appeal to me…she sucks.

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