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2015

30

Mar

Christina Milian Instagram Bikini Model of the Day

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Christina Milian tries so hard to get noticed, to be famous, to be the next Nicki Minaj, even though she was the original Nicki Minaj, a popstar who could have turned into a a pop rap star, if she didn’t go and get knocked up by someone who probably writes all of Nicki Minaj’s music…

A few months ago, despite being Christina Milian, and posting whore pics of herself and being a host on the VOICE, she had next to no following on social media, I’m sure she’s doing better now, seeing as she has a show and all that, but still not as popular as no name girls who post hot slutty pics, but that doesn’t mean she won’t keep trying with the bikini pics…because she keeps on trying with the bikini pics…

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2015

26

Mar

Christina Milian in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Christina Milian is the fucking worst. I don’t know what it is about her that makes me hate everything she is and everything she represents, I guess it is that I usually like my fame whores when they are broke, down on their luck, and looking for that big break…and I only really care about the rich working desperate girls when they are in the transitional period from teen star, to internet whore…something that Milian did years ago, and has since made a ton of fucking money, making her bikini pics lame, attempts to get a following, becuase I guess she’s going through some kind of crisis…instead of parenting her kids..

This girl is at pool parties more than a college freshman with a trust fund…

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2015

24

Mar

Christina Milian Sucking Cup of the Day

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If Christina Milian goes to a public place and attempts to whore out to get noticed….Does it Make a Sound?

I don’t know, but she sure as hell hopes that it does, because that seems to be the only thing that she seems to think has any meaning…and I guess it makes sense, if you were to look back on her career, when she was just the girl in the “Dip it Low” video, one of the sleazier videos of the late 90s, this is just the mom who has millions and nothing better to do extension of that…

It’s like go to the game and suck a cup, maybe it will get her shitty reality show I don’t think anyone cares about another season…

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2015

18

Mar

Christina Milian & Karrueche Tran Classy for Instagram of the Day

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You know a mom is classy when she is distributing pictures of her ass in a bikini with a shot glass balancing on it…even if it isn’t her ass but her friends ass… to her pretty massive audience thanks to being on TV and a pop star many years ago…

It is up on some Jersey Shore, Spring Break hustle, that is a little more caramel colored than orange…

The issue isn’t really that she’s doing this in her spare time, I mean what else is an ex slutty popstar who should have been Nicki Minaj, but who instead scammed her name onto a bunch of songs her baby daddy produced, meaning she’ll be paid hefty residuals for the rest of her life..supposed to do with her time…since she has all the money she needs..but not all the male attention she needs..

All girls like to be ratchet, watched, and masturbated to…but I think if that is really the case…Milian the “look at me” noisemaker, could do better than this…I’m talking spread asshole…

Either way, here she is having fun with Chris Brown’s exx girlfriend…because #whores.

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2015

25

Feb

Christina Milian Nipple Weirdness of the Day

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Christina Milian taped her tits to her slut blazer. Slut blazers happen when girls decide to wear blazers with no shirt underneath to showcase them tits, because them tits, are really all they have to market themselves, unless you consider being a deadbeat mom, who goes to parties all the time in Vegas like she’s not a deadbeat mom, because she has a hired team of people to handle her mom responsibilities, thanks to having lots of money from her baby daddy who gave her writing credits on some hit songs, setting her up for life financially, but forcing her to fend for herself for attention using them tits…that are all she really has to to market herself…it works for me.

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2015

30

Jan

Christina Milian Works Out for the Paparazzi of the Day

Christina Milian is really reaching to get noticed…I mean there is no doubt in my mind that she called the paparazzi to watch her whoring ass workout in efforts to get sites to post the shit and pay attention to her so that her attempt at being a Kardashian works out, but like her attempt at being Nicki Minaj before Nicki Minaj….probably won’t…

I figure, if someone goes to the level of work to get some press and attention, she’s one or two career chess moves away from a sex tape…so encourage this..nonsense…by staring at that round as fuck mom booty…

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2015

25

Jan

Christina Milian in Shorts of the Day

Christina Milian is doing the best she can to make herself relevant again. The fact is that she had her 5 minutes of fame, she didn’t maximize the fact that she was willing to get down and dirty in music videos, in an era before the internet really decided what was famous or not….meaning she went viral before viral really existed, and that’s harder than going viral now, where you just put out a slutty video and everyone watches it because they are at work and have nothing better to do…meaning she was top tier whore…and she threw it all away, had a kid, made millions as a co-writing credit on Justin Bieber songs, but now she’s still not fulfilled, she probably feels like she deserves more than what she has, she probbly feels like money isn’t the same as people loving everything she does….and she’s now got a reality show, these things can be bought, but no one cares…and when people don’t care you do little stunts like sex tapes, or in her case, getting her nipple pierced on TV….and now this…little shorts…the lamest of stunts…but still, for a mom, that booty is good….the kind you’d consider licking unshowered….


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2015

22

Jan

Christina Milian’s Reaching Hard of the Day

I’ve been seeing Christina Milian all over the internet for the last few days, and I wondered what the fuck was going on, just not really, because even if Christina Milian was shoved down my throat in a basement room I was held hostage in, strapped to a chair to watch only Christina Milian clips, I probably wouldn’t notice her…but she fucking wants you to…

Turns out, she’s got a TV show she’s peddling, trying to be the next Kim Kardashian, because she had a taste of fame, and got Pregnant instead of trying to grow that, and even being the secondary host of a hugely famous show…The Voice…

I mean shes’ been getting nipples pierced, putting her tits out there, and the whole thing would seem desperate, but I don’t think anyone really notices, she’s been on this “look at my mom body” thing since she had her kid and no one cared…

I guess some people got it, other people just fucked a few of the right people to get this far, but still aren’t bothered with because they are useless…even with tits…

Here are those tits…


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2015

16

Jan

Christina Milian’s Hard Nipples of the Day

Christina Milian was at some event…and she brought her mom nipples, mom nipples that I am sure she’s showing off because she wants the attention….because she decided to throw in her one-hit wonder career to get knocked up by a stupidly rich music producer that has song writing credits on so many hit songs…that she’ll be set for life financially…but being set for life, for these egos, who love themselves, or hate themselves but want to feel good about themselves, by having fans everywhere sucking their celebrity dicks…

So she’s forced to bottom feed like this…and I’m sure everyone close to her has heard the “I could have been Rihanna”….or “I paved the way for Nicki”…war stories these whores always have to validate their existences…boring.

Here she is getting her nipple pierced on a show you didn’t know she had – cuz no one cares..

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2014

21

Nov

Christina Milian Nipple of the Day

Mom Christina Milian is up on some Free The Nipple Shit, not because she’s Alyssa Milano-ing and fighting for the right to Breast Feed, but because she wants some attention that she feels she deserves, because she was a one-hit wonder a bunch of years ago, and that she should be the Gaga, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, she was in the scene before, but that she wasn’t quite marketed the same way as, leaving her to fend for herself off royalties for her song, and royalties for all the other songs that her producer ex-husband put her credit on, because he knew if she had a passive income, she couldn’t rape his bank the way other gold diggers do…

So when she’s not posting bikini pics, or hard nipple pics on her social media, hoping for a Beyonce moment where the world picks her up and embraces her despite it being 10 years later…she’s showing up to events…with nipple exposed…so she can pretend it was an accident…when we all know it is never an accident..

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2014

18

Nov

Christina Milian’s Hard Nipples of the Day

When you are a one hit wonder who was smart enough to have a baby with the number one pop song producer and writer – “The Dream”….only to get your name put on the song writing credits of all the hit songs…giving you life of residual royalty payments…so that you never have to work again…even though the one thing you really always wanted was to be the popstar that you are getting writing credits for…you know that fame and glory of everyone wanting to be her, what she may have experienced once with Dip it Low…but that fizzled out and turned into being a single mom part time host of one segment of The Voice…and not the Judge…you turn to social media to showcase your nipples…you know to let the 12 people who care know that they are still there…and this is what that looks like.

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2014

29

Oct

Christina Milian Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I think all mom’s should dress like this. Because nothing says good mom like posting bikini selfies for likes on instagram because she likes the attention – hence why she got pregnant in the first place..

It must be rough being Christina Milian, not because she’s broke as fuck, because she’s not. She has writing credits on all kinds of hit songs thanks to her ex husband “The Dream”…who produced a bunch of the radio shit you listened to – and who gave her writing credit to help pay their kids lifestyle…even if she probably contributed very little..

It is rough being Christina Milian because she was doing this before Rihanna, and before Nicki Minaj, she was one of the first new way slutty light skinned black girls – but she was just a one hit wonder. She never really broke through..

Unless you consider being a secondary host on The Voice breaking through…something you know she doesn’t as she stares down Adam Levine and thinks to herself “THAT SHOULD BE ME!!”

Either way, I think all moms, or all women should dress sin their bikinis -because bikinis are our friends.

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2014

07

Jul

Christina Milian Bikini of the Day

Christina Milian was in a bikini again, because that’s all Christina Milian knows how to do. This time, she brought her kid with her, because unlike Vegas Pool parties, Paris Hilton’s Malibu beach parties are the best place for kids…because I am sure there are no drugs there…

I mean Christina Milian is clearly going through some kind of crisis, knowing that she’s irrelevant despite being on TV…and using her old strategies of getting half naked because tits get hits, and even then it’s barely working for her…I mean if it was, I doubt she’d be doing press appearances at Paris Hilton’s, hoping the paparazzi come through, because she knows they are hired to come through, that’s why Paris pays 40,000 dollars every year to make this party happen….

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2014

27

Jun

Christina Milian Bikini for Instagram of the Day

I want to start this post by saying that I do not give a fuck what Christina Milian is up to in her day to day. I do not care if she’s a good mother who is always out partying with the baby no where to be found. I do not care if she’s an attention seeker who gets in a bikini because there was a time she was a low level popstar and everyone watched her video…before being a back-up host on the Voice…not that money is an issue, she’s got writing and producer credit on Bieber songs, which means bitch gets paid, but for these kinds of girls, money is irrelevant, they don’t and never have paid for shit, it’s always been there…what they care about is dudes noticing…and unfortunately, I can’t help but notice bikini pics on instagram and post them – even when the girls aren’t that great, or famous or amazing…it’s a fucking issue, I’d see a therapist, but I’d rather spend my time creeping for more bikini pics.

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2014

12

Jun

Christina Milian is Trying on Bikinis for the Internet of the Day

Christina Milian is constantly posting pics of herself in a bikini on her social media, because she’s very busy at pool parties and in her bikini, despite being a mom and very important host on The Voice…

I think when a girl starts posting bikini pic, on bikini pic, on bikini pic of herself, she’s clearly looking for positive male attention or affirmations that she’s ok…

I guess she’s feeling insecure and ugly, or that she’s getting old and losing it along with the elasticity of her vagina thanks to baby making…

Or maybe she thinks she looks great and wants to show the world that she still has it like it was the Dip It Low video, but ultimately, it’s at the point of a lot of bikini…even for someone who loves staring at girls in bikinis…not that I would ever discourage a girl from being in a bikini…but I will call her out for being desperate and luckily I love desperation…especially when coupled with my no standards, because that’s 90 percent of why I get laid…

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