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2014

21

Nov

Christina Milian Nipple of the Day

Mom Christina Milian is up on some Free The Nipple Shit, not because she’s Alyssa Milano-ing and fighting for the right to Breast Feed, but because she wants some attention that she feels she deserves, because she was a one-hit wonder a bunch of years ago, and that she should be the Gaga, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, she was in the scene before, but that she wasn’t quite marketed the same way as, leaving her to fend for herself off royalties for her song, and royalties for all the other songs that her producer ex-husband put her credit on, because he knew if she had a passive income, she couldn’t rape his bank the way other gold diggers do…

So when she’s not posting bikini pics, or hard nipple pics on her social media, hoping for a Beyonce moment where the world picks her up and embraces her despite it being 10 years later…she’s showing up to events…with nipple exposed…so she can pretend it was an accident…when we all know it is never an accident..

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2014

18

Nov

Christina Milian’s Hard Nipples of the Day

When you are a one hit wonder who was smart enough to have a baby with the number one pop song producer and writer – “The Dream”….only to get your name put on the song writing credits of all the hit songs…giving you life of residual royalty payments…so that you never have to work again…even though the one thing you really always wanted was to be the popstar that you are getting writing credits for…you know that fame and glory of everyone wanting to be her, what she may have experienced once with Dip it Low…but that fizzled out and turned into being a single mom part time host of one segment of The Voice…and not the Judge…you turn to social media to showcase your nipples…you know to let the 12 people who care know that they are still there…and this is what that looks like.

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2014

29

Oct

Christina Milian Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I think all mom’s should dress like this. Because nothing says good mom like posting bikini selfies for likes on instagram because she likes the attention – hence why she got pregnant in the first place..

It must be rough being Christina Milian, not because she’s broke as fuck, because she’s not. She has writing credits on all kinds of hit songs thanks to her ex husband “The Dream”…who produced a bunch of the radio shit you listened to – and who gave her writing credit to help pay their kids lifestyle…even if she probably contributed very little..

It is rough being Christina Milian because she was doing this before Rihanna, and before Nicki Minaj, she was one of the first new way slutty light skinned black girls – but she was just a one hit wonder. She never really broke through..

Unless you consider being a secondary host on The Voice breaking through…something you know she doesn’t as she stares down Adam Levine and thinks to herself “THAT SHOULD BE ME!!”

Either way, I think all moms, or all women should dress sin their bikinis -because bikinis are our friends.

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2014

07

Jul

Christina Milian Bikini of the Day

Christina Milian was in a bikini again, because that’s all Christina Milian knows how to do. This time, she brought her kid with her, because unlike Vegas Pool parties, Paris Hilton’s Malibu beach parties are the best place for kids…because I am sure there are no drugs there…

I mean Christina Milian is clearly going through some kind of crisis, knowing that she’s irrelevant despite being on TV…and using her old strategies of getting half naked because tits get hits, and even then it’s barely working for her…I mean if it was, I doubt she’d be doing press appearances at Paris Hilton’s, hoping the paparazzi come through, because she knows they are hired to come through, that’s why Paris pays 40,000 dollars every year to make this party happen….

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2014

27

Jun

Christina Milian Bikini for Instagram of the Day

I want to start this post by saying that I do not give a fuck what Christina Milian is up to in her day to day. I do not care if she’s a good mother who is always out partying with the baby no where to be found. I do not care if she’s an attention seeker who gets in a bikini because there was a time she was a low level popstar and everyone watched her video…before being a back-up host on the Voice…not that money is an issue, she’s got writing and producer credit on Bieber songs, which means bitch gets paid, but for these kinds of girls, money is irrelevant, they don’t and never have paid for shit, it’s always been there…what they care about is dudes noticing…and unfortunately, I can’t help but notice bikini pics on instagram and post them – even when the girls aren’t that great, or famous or amazing…it’s a fucking issue, I’d see a therapist, but I’d rather spend my time creeping for more bikini pics.

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2014

12

Jun

Christina Milian is Trying on Bikinis for the Internet of the Day

Christina Milian is constantly posting pics of herself in a bikini on her social media, because she’s very busy at pool parties and in her bikini, despite being a mom and very important host on The Voice…

I think when a girl starts posting bikini pic, on bikini pic, on bikini pic of herself, she’s clearly looking for positive male attention or affirmations that she’s ok…

I guess she’s feeling insecure and ugly, or that she’s getting old and losing it along with the elasticity of her vagina thanks to baby making…

Or maybe she thinks she looks great and wants to show the world that she still has it like it was the Dip It Low video, but ultimately, it’s at the point of a lot of bikini…even for someone who loves staring at girls in bikinis…not that I would ever discourage a girl from being in a bikini…but I will call her out for being desperate and luckily I love desperation…especially when coupled with my no standards, because that’s 90 percent of why I get laid…

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2014

11

Jun

Christina Milian Bikini for Instagram of the DAy

Christina Milian posted more self shot bikini pics to her social media. She does this enough to make you think she may be crying for attention. Maybe even regretting stopping her slutty Nicki Minaj style career 10 years ago to have a baby with a producer who has made her a lot of money…a baby she clearly doesn’t raise, because she’s too busy in her bikini every fucking day for her social media…since it is the only way her inner slut, that has always been an outter slut, can get the feedback it likes…you know like:


@demian_denny
Girl you look hot when you’re wet


@_i_am_a_big_dreamer
Call me please (917)821-9411@christinamilian


@leephil447
I want you

Fascinating stuff, I’m sure they all have a chance with her with their top level seduction skills…but It’s good for her mid-life crisis self esteem…working with Adam Levine will do that to anyone…

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2014

26

May

Christina Milian’s Insta Bikini and Vape Sex Party of the Day

Christina Milian is a mom…

I don’t know if this behavior is irresponsible for a mom or not. I had a mom early on in life, who was a hooker back in Mexico, and who I saw do some shit far worse than vaping, we’re talking shooting speed and getting railed by white men, one of whom was my dad, for drug money, not food, leading to me being taken by an orphanage where the priests abused me, while she was busy dying of AIDS or some other hooker on drug related illness…

So a little vaping and getting her neck licked isn’t such a horrible thing…especially not when at a Vegas pool party, because that’s what happens at Vegas Pool parties..

I just don’t see how this helps her public image, or her brand, is this some rebellion that her life has become an assistant host on The Voice…instead of being a judge…is it that she never was a mom to her baby anyway, that shit just happened between writing hit Bieber songs with her husband at the time…

I don’t know, it’s like Divorcee taking advantage of the weekend off, turned down for what, hustle that she probably should have left off instagram, but I like on Instagram because I can stare and judge from my couch.

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2014

05

May

Christina Milian’s Bikini Bullshit of the Day

Christina Milian is on some serious self produced bikini hustle. This is the third or fourth bikini this week…maybe it’s because she knows being the live show host of some shitty show like the Voice is a shitty gig, because she has to be reminded that she’s not the actual host, while Carson Daly is…to some a fate worse than death…but more importantly, she is on a show starring and produced by Adam Avril Lavigne…also a fate worse than death…and that motherfucker posted a pic of his blonde hair, drawing attention to himself, even ending up as a trending story on Facebook, even though he doesn’t matter as a person, in fact he’s the fucking worst, yet people still buy into his pop music bullshit…and I guess getting half naked is how she competes…I’m into it, even though I’m not into her.

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