It’s not 9/11 unless you do some 9/11 themeed content, so luckily Denise Richards brought us some gold.

She’s dressed like a first responder, coming to put out the fire that was created when a plane or bomb went off in her accident victim titties, that should probably consider putting a damn shirt on, which to a titty lover like me, is a rare fucking request, but in this case a serious request, because they look like a national fucking tragedy.

PUT THOSE THINGS AWAY….or drown them with the hose, I don’t have the fucking answers, but we can’t continue going on like this.

Her twin towers have been brought down and all that is left is the rubble……time to start digging through it for bodies…

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Denise Richards is applying make-up to her terrifying tit, but I don’t think that make-up is going to save her, unless she gets the kind that burn victims or people with Nazi Tattoos on their forehead get to cover up the scars, the wounds an the racist commentary…because Denise Richard’s titty is jacked the fuck up…..

That is a nipple, which I think is the better nipple of her two nipples, that has been removed and reattached to her tit FAR too many times for it to not look like it’s been through some serious accident, or a traumatic injury, like surviving a murder or war.

I do find her OnlyFans, titty flashing and whoring pretty funny, since she’s theoretically rich as shit, at least from the Charlie Sheen payroll and the kids they’ve had together, so she does this nude on the internet for fun, since it’s thrilling when you were once hot, forgotten and trying to get that dopamine hit like you matter again…

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This just in, I remain very confused and weirded out by Denise Richards taking on the OnlyFans model life at her age and not just because her nipples are as weird as the level of weirded out that I am, but it’s part of the reason….she’s old, she’s a mom, she’s rich, she had a semi-legitimate career, was on reality TV, but none of that was enough, she still wants ya’ll jerking off to her all these years later…and I remain weirded out by these motherfuckers….her nipples and the rest of her…but mainly those nipples…they’re nutty and something you’d think she’d hide or be ashamed of, but clearly it’s mangled nipple empowerment, a niche disability, but one that deserves it’s shine and normalization and Denise is the activist to do it….so brave….like those models with skin diseases, face birth marks, obesity, amputation, etc.

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The Denise Richards social experiment involving Denise Richards on OnlyFans continues….and you have to wonder how powerful her brand is, or who the fuck does she have gambling debt owed to, because this scramble is fucking weird, not quite as wierd as that one wonky nipple, but pretty fucking weird…

You see both the content being produced and the purpose of the content being produced, equally fucking disturbing….

Whether she’s brining creative ideas like old lady in the bath, soaking those sore hips before the hip replacement while having a glass of wine, because she’s classy….or not, it’s a weird approach to creative expression, monetization, almost a little desperate if you ask me, which you didn’t because you’re probably subscribed to this shit and not to see what happens next but because it’s your porn, an old timer Hollywood babe finally reducing herself to the stripper you wished she was back when she was that Hollywood babe….because strippers let everyone get lap dances from them, while Hollywood babes don’t….meaning this Denise Richards is a far more friendly and accessible one…

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Denise Richards produces some really fucking weird content..

This is either a boomer trying to hold onto a dream, because being sexualized is all she knows and when you lose that attention, you don’t know where your worth lies….and you can’t be a worthless old twat.

Or she’s trying to get in on the fun and money of internet whoredom, because it’s accepted, empowering, feminist, a BARBIE movie….when being a public whore was previously frowned upon…

Maybe it’s her way of dealing with the fact that she was cheated on with porn chicks by her husband with AIDS for many years, but we can assume she was in the room and well aware of that at the time….you know this ain’t some claiming her power back from those porn chicks by being a porn chick….

Or it could be a humiliation ritual, used to get her into the right clubs, with the right people, tasked with doing this embarrassing shit….

I don’t have the answers, but I will say that she could definitely benefit from hiring an actual photographer, or even getting an AI Filter made that makes her look more like Denise Richards and not some mental breakdown version in her 50s…which she clearly is….because this pixelated weirdly colored content is weirder than the weird shit that I’d see middle aged women post on FB in the early days of filtering the shit out of their pics so that the don’t look like hags…

Point of the story, this is weird.

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, Denise Richards, who was rumored to be a hooker passed around the industry early in her career, but who wasn’t, is back to the weird internet sex work, despite being old as shit….I guess it’s just in her blood…or maybe she’s been to so many blood sacrifices with her rich husbands and boyfriends over the years, being all Hollywood, scamming the last of her fans out of a monthly membership for a nude is hardly hardcore compred to what she’s done and seen…

I still think she’s being punished, or this is being used as part of her humiliation ritual as part of their secret society they are all part of, because she’s rich and this is pretty embarrassing, but if you wanted to see Denise Richards pussy from behind, even half rotted out, you can probably chip away some of the mould and find the good bits, here it is.

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Denise Richards seems like she’s so medicated and hopped up on Charlie Sheen diseases that she doesn’t know what day it is, but apparently she doesn’t know what season it is, because she released some pics from her premium content site, which I think is an exercise in humiliation, because why the fuck else is she doing this besides punishing herself while giving her 10 remaining fans what they’ve waited so long for, since she’s got money and doesn’t need to be doing this, meaning she does it for fun, to get jerked off to, to feel hot….in a too little too late…

I mean if she wanted to get into porn, there were so many opportunities when her husband was fucking porn chicks but she was too good for that shit, but now, she’s suddenly down….when she’s in her 60s, rich and has no need for this besides some mental illness in her fucking head….

I’ll still watch the weirdness unfold, but she’s a little old, her tits a little weird, the whole thing heavily disturbing….

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Here’s Denise Richards being old and lazy in her Fourth of July inspired content that should probably offend the patriots out there as it being a disgrace to the flag, you know, kinda like shitting on it in a protest against cops or whatever it is that these people protest since the Orange Man’s been in office….

I think a sleepy, old or dead with a smile on her face Denise Richards is appropriate, since anyone jerking off to her in this era, I’m talking to her recent content, is clearly a necrophiliac and into this kind of “true crime victim” pose.

It could also be one of those “thinks she’s too hot or special to bother posing”, which could be something any of you who have fucked hot chicks experienced when they don’t want to put effort in as they are doing you a favor by letting you up inside them, and they aren’t going to mess up their fucking hair….

But I’m going with she’s realized her fans are necrophiliacs and she is speaking to that….

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I am sure I’ve been hating on Denise Richards for as long as I can remember, because I do remember being told she was a low key prostitute working for famous Hollywood Madams, which made total sense after realizing she really on worked a handful of movies, none really memorable besides Wild Things where she dyked out with Neve Campbell and that giant pussy Kevin Bacon….

I never really thought much of it, until the Charlie Sheen scandals involving all the porn chicks he fucked and the HIV he tested positive for, while his Two and Half Men job was pulled from him….

I thought, if he’s into whores and trannies, then Denise Richards is either a whore or a tranny and based on their kids, I’m going with whore….

I figured she was rich enough from the divorce, child support, other projects she was involved in, so that we’d never really know her true colors, just get her on housewives where she plays and rich mom and leave it at that….

BUT THEN OnlyFans happened and Denise Richards couldn’t help herself, she had to see how much dudes would pay for her slutty old lady selfies, and despite it being real gutter bottom feeding shit, she keeps going, like she’s either making dumb money off the fans, or trying to figure out how to make big money off the fans, or like it’s an S&M Dom vs Sub relationship where her role is to do what she is told and she’s being told to do this shit….

It’s definitely challenging to jerk off to, even if sad sacks of shit are the only thing I know sexually….not being able to jerk off to her, is really confusing.

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The Denise Richards humiliation ritual continues….and she must be leveling up in the world of the elites where the rulers make their whores do shameful things as punishment or to prove their loyalty….and she’s clearly loving it because she’s bringing the smales, the happiness, the laughs and the good times, because I guess when you have no choice, you gotta make the best of it, so while the rest of us feel her cringe, her shame the weirdness….she just powers through….

It’s one of those how can she be smiling doing this, looking like this, aged out like this…she must be on meds…..because it’s all pretty sad and scary, but is it just a sad state of affairs for Denise, or is it just a sad culture overall because these things happen because it’s safe to say that not much is as sad as that sad tit….it looks like it belongs to some drunk retired dude watering the lawn at his 55+ retirement community in floriday…make that make sense…you can’t.

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