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Dita Von Teese Pin-Up Sunglasses of the DAy

I hate the Art of Burlesque, not that it’s actually an art, it’s just something average looking fat chicks attached themselves to during the punk rock era, when everyone was a fucking rockabilly and obsessed with Betty Page…it’s like all these tattooed up bitches and their stupid bangs in vintage lingerie with their belly hanging out at shitty rock shows acting like they aren’t disgusting because they are in costume…never actually showing their tits or pussy like a real stripper…making them even more of a farce…and Dita Von Teese is the leader of that, even though her early fame came from internet whore behavior when no one else was internet whoring…and even delved into some lesbian porn before actually hitting, and now she’s got her own line of glasses and these are the shitty ads…that will inspire more fat girls to do stupid dances half naked for 10 people in their communities.


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Dita Von Teese Fetish Vine of the Day

Dita Von Teese was a gutter fetish model before she got “famous” on the internet, landing some Playboy shit that turned her into a Jenny McCarthy, star fucking, mainstream version of a pin-up model, in an era when Burlesque made a comeback, well she posted one of her earlier clips, ballerina feet in pie, and I had no choice but to post it, because it’s a ridiculous fetish, and more importantly, any girl can do this at home for some extra money, without feeling like a gutter hooker, even if like Dita Von Teese, you are.

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Dita Von Teese Topless in Pasties of the Day

Dita Von Teese sucks. She’s just one of those right time/right place situations….a socially awkward nerd who found the internet in a time when the mainstream wasn’t on the internet….developing a fan base that was strong enough for the mainstream who hadn’t been on the internet and were slow to get on the internet to assume it meant she was famous….in what I like to call the “Tila Tequila Syndrome”….only I think Dita Von Teese was before Tila Tequila…but pretty much the same fucking story….dudes like bitches who get naked online and add them as friend on myspace…mainstream media find out about myspace and see dudes like girls by their friend count….recruiting them to be in their Playboy magazine….laying the foundation of a career as a 1940s obsessed Pin-Up/Burlesque icon who lacks any and all originality…who stirred the pot and got so many fat chicks involved in the movement…all sloppy with their nipple tassels on….when all Dita Von Teese shoulda really been was a lesbian pornstar…like her earlier work depicted….

So the internet made her a star…an artist…an icon in vintage stripping movement….but it ruined her lesbian porn career she was into when trying to get famous…..making her an all round fail…but here she is simulating toplessness regardless…


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Dita Von Teese in Pasties for January’s Flaunt of the Day

Dita Von Teese has consistently shat on burlesque and pin-up…she even made herself famous and a poster girl for the shit in the 90s…when this shit was done in every city by fat local rockabilly chicks who might as well have been lesbians…and who you encouraged to not striptease but to instead put on some fucking Elvis the fat years in Vegas jumper…cuz the 50s are alright…as long as you’re not 50 pounds overweight…kinda thing…

Seriously, it’s like every ugly chick with nautical stars and a sacred heart tattoo and a beer belly…with wild hair was down to get in a corset and get on stage…and I don’t know if that’s still going on…I’ve tried to ignore it…

But Dita…she was the Phoenix who rose from the ashes….she had a website before websites existed….got the attention of Playboy and the rest is fucking history…she went for early internet Burlesque girl…cuz they rest were too busy eating and working call centers….and now she’s deemed some “artist”….and the whole thing is just one big good timing lie….but she still brings it…she plays it up…and even in Flaunt…pushing 40…she’s at it…with her nipple pasties and vintage lingerie….it never ends with this discount bargain basement betty page….and I think you like it…

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Dita Von Teese in Lingerie for Elle China of the Day

For the record… I DO NOT FIND DITA VON TEESE HOT or ATTRACTIVE or INTERESTING …In fact, I think she’s a fucking scam….I didn’t care about her when she was an average at best with shitty implant girl working for playboy thanks to some internet success she had early on in the internet game…not even when she was shooting softcore lesbian porn and I sure as hell don’t give a fuck about her now, 30 years later….She’s got an act that works for ugly chicks, the pin-up shit that is played out and she just happened to be the poster girl of….but apparently China does care about her…coz they got her to pose in lingerie for them…and I guess that’s good enough strategy for a bottom feeder like her…cuz if you can get 1 dollar from 1 billion people…you’re pretty fucking set financially…especially at the tail end of your hooker slut game…cuz one day…Betty Page impersonator is gonna have to hang up her vintage lingerie….

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Dita Von Teese Lingerie of the Day

I don’t know when this Dita Von Teese lingerie shoot was shot…but more importantly I don’t care….I didn’t care about Dita when her name was something less theatrical…before her internet fame turned playboy and I don’t care about her now…even her pre-celeberity lesbian porn videos are anti-climatic….which I guess makes sense…cuz so is all lesbian porn…but still…why care about some hag with a novelty act half naked when I don’t even watch videos of her at her prime…before all the bullshit celebrity happened…yet for some reason…I just did this post…I’m so confusing…

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Dita VOn Teese Scary Vampire Lesbian Cleavage of the Day

Dita Von Teese is a creep….I don’t find her hot…I don’t understand her fan base…I don’t really get what she does…I do know she was just a product of proper internet use in the early days of the internet…I do know that she peaked back when she was doing lesbian porn…I do not know why the paparazzi bother with her….but I guess it has to do with it being a slow fucking day…..but I guess the real issue at hand is why am I bothering with these pics…cuz she’s showing cleavage and a bra? That’s about right….that’s all it takes to get my attention…I am pathetic…I hate myself and I want to die….and if I do…maybe Dita Von Teese will invite me to her vampire lair….it is Halloween after all…her favorite time of the year…


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Dita Von Teese Models Vintage Style Lingerie for Target of the Day

Dita Von Teese is releasing a vintage lingerie line called Von Follies available at target…and unfortunately, she decided to be her own model and pinup….

She I like vintage lingerie, I even like pinup and vintage erotica, but I don’t like Dita Von Teese, she’s just an internet hit that did playboy and got credit for a scene unfortunately filled with fat burlesque dancers with bangs….

It could be so hot…but isn’t….Here are the pics anyway…

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Marilyn Manson’s Artistic Nude Pics of his Ex Girlfriends of the Day

Marilyn Manson is full of shit. He’s like a Lady Gaga, all hype, pretending to be some deep artist with a vision, when really he’s nothing but a fucking hack, but the good news is on his quest for artistic enlightenment, he decided to do some artistic erotica bullshit with his ex girlfriends, who you’ve already seen naked, since one of them is Naked Evan Rachel Wood and the other is ex lesbian pornstar turned Dita Von Teese phony pin-up star ….

But I am a fan of full of shit art if it gets idiot bitches signed up and naked cuz they buy into the lie cuz they are idiot bitches…so as far as I’m considered this motherfucker is an artistic genius even if he’s a fucking hack cuz he made millions of his lie and he alsoconvinced his chicks to pose naked for him before releasing them to the public like this was some girlfriend revenge site….almost flawless…except for the fact both bitches have been naked before…oh well…maybe next time he’ll release pics that actually push the boundaries a bit….

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