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2014

10

Apr

Dita Von Teese Pin-Up Sunglasses of the DAy

I hate the Art of Burlesque, not that it’s actually an art, it’s just something average looking fat chicks attached themselves to during the punk rock era, when everyone was a fucking rockabilly and obsessed with Betty Page…it’s like all these tattooed up bitches and their stupid bangs in vintage lingerie with their belly hanging out at shitty rock shows acting like they aren’t disgusting because they are in costume…never actually showing their tits or pussy like a real stripper…making them even more of a farce…and Dita Von Teese is the leader of that, even though her early fame came from internet whore behavior when no one else was internet whoring…and even delved into some lesbian porn before actually hitting, and now she’s got her own line of glasses and these are the shitty ads…that will inspire more fat girls to do stupid dances half naked for 10 people in their communities.

Garbage.

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2013

03

May

Dita Von Teese Fetish Vine of the Day

Dita Von Teese was a gutter fetish model before she got “famous” on the internet, landing some Playboy shit that turned her into a Jenny McCarthy, star fucking, mainstream version of a pin-up model, in an era when Burlesque made a comeback, well she posted one of her earlier clips, ballerina feet in pie, and I had no choice but to post it, because it’s a ridiculous fetish, and more importantly, any girl can do this at home for some extra money, without feeling like a gutter hooker, even if like Dita Von Teese, you are.

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2013

08

Mar

Dita Von Teese Topless in Pasties of the Day

Dita Von Teese sucks. She’s just one of those right time/right place situations….a socially awkward nerd who found the internet in a time when the mainstream wasn’t on the internet….developing a fan base that was strong enough for the mainstream who hadn’t been on the internet and were slow to get on the internet to assume it meant she was famous….in what I like to call the “Tila Tequila Syndrome”….only I think Dita Von Teese was before Tila Tequila…but pretty much the same fucking story….dudes like bitches who get naked online and add them as friend on myspace…mainstream media find out about myspace and see dudes like girls by their friend count….recruiting them to be in their Playboy magazine….laying the foundation of a career as a 1940s obsessed Pin-Up/Burlesque icon who lacks any and all originality…who stirred the pot and got so many fat chicks involved in the movement…all sloppy with their nipple tassels on….when all Dita Von Teese shoulda really been was a lesbian pornstar…like her earlier work depicted….

So the internet made her a star…an artist…an icon in vintage stripping movement….but it ruined her lesbian porn career she was into when trying to get famous…..making her an all round fail…but here she is simulating toplessness regardless…


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2013

30

Jan

Dita Von Teese in Pasties for January’s Flaunt of the Day


Dita Von Teese has consistently shat on burlesque and pin-up…she even made herself famous and a poster girl for the shit in the 90s…when this shit was done in every city by fat local rockabilly chicks who might as well have been lesbians…and who you encouraged to not striptease but to instead put on some fucking Elvis the fat years in Vegas jumper…cuz the 50s are alright…as long as you’re not 50 pounds overweight…kinda thing…

Seriously, it’s like every ugly chick with nautical stars and a sacred heart tattoo and a beer belly…with wild hair was down to get in a corset and get on stage…and I don’t know if that’s still going on…I’ve tried to ignore it…

But Dita…she was the Phoenix who rose from the ashes….she had a website before websites existed….got the attention of Playboy and the rest is fucking history…she went for early internet Burlesque girl…cuz they rest were too busy eating and working call centers….and now she’s deemed some “artist”….and the whole thing is just one big good timing lie….but she still brings it…she plays it up…and even in Flaunt…pushing 40…she’s at it…with her nipple pasties and vintage lingerie….it never ends with this discount bargain basement betty page….and I think you like it…

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2012

20

Dec

Dita Von Teese in Lingerie for Elle China of the Day

For the record… I DO NOT FIND DITA VON TEESE HOT or ATTRACTIVE or INTERESTING …In fact, I think she’s a fucking scam….I didn’t care about her when she was an average at best with shitty implant girl working for playboy thanks to some internet success she had early on in the internet game…not even when she was shooting softcore lesbian porn and I sure as hell don’t give a fuck about her now, 30 years later….She’s got an act that works for ugly chicks, the pin-up shit that is played out and she just happened to be the poster girl of….but apparently China does care about her…coz they got her to pose in lingerie for them…and I guess that’s good enough strategy for a bottom feeder like her…cuz if you can get 1 dollar from 1 billion people…you’re pretty fucking set financially…especially at the tail end of your hooker slut game…cuz one day…Betty Page impersonator is gonna have to hang up her vintage lingerie….

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2012

23

Nov

Dita Von Teese Lingerie of the Day

I don’t know when this Dita Von Teese lingerie shoot was shot…but more importantly I don’t care….I didn’t care about Dita when her name was something less theatrical…before her internet fame turned playboy and I don’t care about her now…even her pre-celeberity lesbian porn videos are anti-climatic….which I guess makes sense…cuz so is all lesbian porn…but still…why care about some hag with a novelty act half naked when I don’t even watch videos of her at her prime…before all the bullshit celebrity happened…yet for some reason…I just did this post…I’m so confusing…

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2012

17

Oct

Dita VOn Teese Scary Vampire Lesbian Cleavage of the Day

Dita Von Teese is a creep….I don’t find her hot…I don’t understand her fan base…I don’t really get what she does…I do know she was just a product of proper internet use in the early days of the internet…I do know that she peaked back when she was doing lesbian porn…I do not know why the paparazzi bother with her….but I guess it has to do with it being a slow fucking day…..but I guess the real issue at hand is why am I bothering with these pics…cuz she’s showing cleavage and a bra? That’s about right….that’s all it takes to get my attention…I am pathetic…I hate myself and I want to die….and if I do…maybe Dita Von Teese will invite me to her vampire lair….it is Halloween after all…her favorite time of the year…


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2012

22

Feb

Dita Von Teese Models Vintage Style Lingerie for Target of the Day

Dita Von Teese is releasing a vintage lingerie line called Von Follies available at target…and unfortunately, she decided to be her own model and pinup….

She I like vintage lingerie, I even like pinup and vintage erotica, but I don’t like Dita Von Teese, she’s just an internet hit that did playboy and got credit for a scene unfortunately filled with fat burlesque dancers with bangs….

It could be so hot…but isn’t….Here are the pics anyway…

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2011

25

May

Marilyn Manson’s Artistic Nude Pics of his Ex Girlfriends of the Day

Marilyn Manson is full of shit. He’s like a Lady Gaga, all hype, pretending to be some deep artist with a vision, when really he’s nothing but a fucking hack, but the good news is on his quest for artistic enlightenment, he decided to do some artistic erotica bullshit with his ex girlfriends, who you’ve already seen naked, since one of them is Naked Evan Rachel Wood and the other is ex lesbian pornstar turned Dita Von Teese phony pin-up star ….

But I am a fan of full of shit art if it gets idiot bitches signed up and naked cuz they buy into the lie cuz they are idiot bitches…so as far as I’m considered this motherfucker is an artistic genius even if he’s a fucking hack cuz he made millions of his lie and he alsoconvinced his chicks to pose naked for him before releasing them to the public like this was some girlfriend revenge site….almost flawless…except for the fact both bitches have been naked before…oh well…maybe next time he’ll release pics that actually push the boundaries a bit….

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2010

20

Apr

Dita Von Teese Stupid Outfit of the Day

I don’t find Dita Von Teese hot. I never did. Not even when she was dildo fucking on video back when she was nothing but an internet star, before Burlesque made a comeback, because fat and ugly girls apparently want the opportunity to feel sexy too and before the internet star became known outside of the internet thanks to Playboy, giving bitch a long lasting career pretending she’s a Vampire from the 1940s.

I do find this outfit hysterical, it’s some clown shit, I’m talking Patch Adams shit, I hope she’s on her way to the hospital to help dying kids realize dying is no so bad cuz people like this exist in the world and make a career off it and had no choice but to post it.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2009

23

Sep

Dita Von Teese for Wonerbra of the Day

The only thing I like about Dita Von Teese is that she proves to girls everywhere, that if you get naked on the internet and promote yourself properly, either by doing it as an “art” or a “social project”, pretty much making yourself an internet star, the mainstream will eat you the fuck up and pull you out of your one bedroom apartment you perform your webcam stripshows out of, and give you a spread in Playboy that leads to a tour and appearances and even a product line with a huge underwear company, making you fucking millions, like you weren’t sucking pussy on video for your website members 7 years ago, and you don’t even need to be good lookin.

So next time a girl tells you that they don’t want to record videos of them masturbating on cam because it may leak and the whole world will see, just use Dita Von Teese as an example of a slut who had strap-on sex in video and who now gets endorsements from multinational corporations.

We are the generation of smut, soon porn won’t even be called porn and I think that’s a good thing…

Pics Via Bauer

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2009

20

Jul

Dita Von Teese Does Bar Mitzvah Appearances of the Day

I am not sure what rich person private party these pictures are from, but based on how relevant aging goth chicks who were once in Playboy after becoming famous on the internet for doing lesbian porn, back when the internet was just starting out and there was limited girls willing to get naked and hide the fact that they are whores behind some lost art of “striptease” and instead of accepting that they are nothing but worthless sluts, pretend they are performing artists, it wasn’t anything too high profile.

Her internet scam bigger than the nigeria shit, helped secure a decent fan base of dudes waiting to see her pussy, before getting scooped up by the mainstream, becoming the face of burlesque, in a time when burlesque suddenly became popular, leaving her the person fat girls with dyed black hair and bangs aspire to be, and leaving me confused why people care about some bullshit rip off burlesque show, all while securing her with big live shows at actual theaters and not in back alleys where she belongs, making her rich from selling her body, and leaving me really unsure how this all played out, mainly because she’s totally unattractive.

Anyway, at least she’s out doing private functions for a few bucks now, because that’s usually a sign that the end is near.

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Based on the Jawline – I think this is Rumer Willis – Maybe It was Her Party –

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2009

02

Feb

Dita Von Teese Makes Me Sick as She Performs of the Day

I haven’t figured out a few things in my life. One is why someone would want to look like a corpse in their everyday life because death is relatively disgusting, despite being a natural thing. The other is why people would think someone who looks like a corpse is worth fucking, or at least give them enough attention to give them a lasting career doing burlesque and whatever else she does.

Vampires will always be popular, but I thought Goth was dead. I thought it was just a fad for weird high school kids a few years ago, but I guess I am wrong, it happens daily, but what I do know is that if she really wants to make her bullshit look more believable, I suggest suicide.

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2008

18

Sep

Dita Von Teese’s Wonderbra Flim of the Day

I hate Dita Von Teese and this whole 1940′s burlesque shit. I believe that strippers need to get with the times and turn tricks on the side as they work towards a careen in internet porn, or escorting and not to be celebrated as some kind of sexy artist who gets gigs doing Wonderbra commercials, making them a lot of money while thinking they don’t have to expose their pussies, but can get away with some stupid song and dance. But figure I’ll post it anyway.

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2008

02

Apr

Dita Von Teese Lesbian Sex Tape of the Day

Here’s a video that’s surfaced, but is probably from a while ago, of Dita Von Teese dyking out on video with a strap on. I hate Dita Von Teese, she does tame bullshit burlesque shit and looks like a vampire from the 1800s and that makes me feel uncomfortable because all I keep thinking is that bitch doesn’t wash, has the plague and shit’s in a chamber pot in her brothel boudoir or some shit.

I don’t know if this is news because I feel like I’ve seen her pussy before but blocked it out of my mind because I knew she was fucking Marilyn Manson. I remember she did Playboy and was internet famous before her celebrity really hit and now you can watch her rockin a strap on because lesbians may not be cool enough to fuck you, but when they let you watch them go at it, they are are better than all the other girls who don’t fuck you and unfortunately a hell of a lot better lookin than the lesbians I know who want to rip my dick off in some kind of victorious win for women everywhere, but that’s not really saying much because those lesbians are taking male hormones and have hair on their chests and clits the size of a really small penis. True story.

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