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2017

23

Oct

Maxim Still Exists and They Had a Halloween Party of the Day

Maxim used to be a big deal and they used to pay me for traffic, back when they were a magazine and I was a website and they didn’t know how to be a website, so they’d buy plugs on sites…I didn’t mind taking their money, but I did always find them pretty fucking lame…

Then the magazine was taken over by their lawyers, when they couldn’t quite figure out how to make all that stupid Maxim Money they were making before print died, and those lawyers would send me legal letters, threats to sue me, to take down all the images of theirs that I had on site because they paid me to post them…so I kind of hate Maxim…

They were sold to some rich kid, they are doing better shoots, they are still doing their parties and Hometown Hottie Next Door shit…they still exist…and they had a Halloween party…and the top notch girls showed up…here are the pics….

Tara Reid was there and she’s perfect….always up for a good party…with a gnarly Cameltoe..

Joanna Krupa was there because Maxim created her many years ago…

Lindsay Pelas and the Big Big tits

Aubrey O’Day is not dead….

and Emily Sears…


Not one single relevant person..like real bottom feeders here – but it happened and I wasn’t invited…a fucking gang of washed up hookers…

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2017

25

Jan

Emily Sears Dumpy Instagram Escort in Maxim Australia – How’s that Work? – of the Day

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Emily Sears is some old as fuck (32 years old) Australian instagram hooker – who is an actual hooker according to people I know who claim people pay to fuck her and why wouldn’t they…or why wouldn’t she…girl’s got rent that needs to be paid and she’s not booking any real campaigns so use that instagram profile as a backpages profile…backpages when they allowed hookers…because her big ass, her big tits, and her really basic hustle…will generate dudes willing to sign checks…

The only thing interesting about her is her jacked up face…or if you’ve seen her in person..how photoshopped she is…because she looks like a short, dumpy, thick, clown faced monster…who 4 years ago ….looked like she’s was 40…

It’s amazing that she’s scored her US work Visa / Green card considering this is probably the biggest thing she’s accomplished other than finding 1,000,000 perverts from indonesia and India to follow her instagram – to make it seems like she’s relevant..when no one’s ever heard of her..

I avoid all bottom of the barrel who think they are more important than they are….but I had no choice but to post this today – probably because of her quote…

“I appreciate @maxim_aus for introducing me as an intellectual beauty in my cover feature. It is a myth that women can be one thing, and one thing only. Women are multi-faceted, sparkling jewels.”

There’s good “shut the fuck up” quote for you…but more importantly..I figure I should be focusing this site on more intellectuals…multi-faceted jewels…in her case that means she does anal / oral/ vaginal and anything else to get her rent paid. Looks SMART to me…

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