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2014

27

Jan

Kourtney Kardashian’s Big Mom Tits for Instagram of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian probably had another baby, I mean that’s what farm animal looking bitches do, they just shit out litter after litter…at least that’s what I am assuming happened because she’s only posting pics from her nipples up, because I assume she’s milk filled and loving it, but not so keen on the rest of her stretched out broken body, you know cuz she is a Kardashian, and even the hot ones have evil blood running through their veins…but tits are tits…so look at em…and try to analyze why she wasn’t the one with the sex tape, while the other fatter one was…I mean if you have absolutely nothing to do with your time….which I am gonna make a safe assumption that you don’t….

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2013

30

Sep

KOurtney Kardashian is a Whale on the Beach of the Day

I will say this once and one time only…the Kardashians, or at least one of them has some level of decency and respect for the public, and unlike the rest of the self involved, attention seeking assholes, showed a little shame, by slipping her thick, mom of two body in a one-piece rather than a bikini, and I know any bitch on the beach in a bikini or bathing suit for the paparazzi is fame-whoring, and that celebrating the fact that her mangled mid-section that no one wants to see, and that she wants no one else to see, because it goes against the sex appeal lie she tries to project, is like celebrating a girl who only sucks dick for money, but doesn’t actually fuck for money while climbing the ladder of opportunity, you know she’s still a whore, but a more respectable whore because she keeps some of her sacred…or a gold digger who only fucks dudes with 10 million in the bank, because at least that way we can pretend to have some dignity…

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2013

26

Sep

Kourtney Kardashian Flashes Her Mom Panties of the Day

The unfortunate thing with these pics of Kourtney Kardashian flashing her underwear is that you know if only she exposed herself this way in the bedroom, you know with a high school panty-on rule, the Kardasian DNA or Virus, depending on who you ask, wouldn’t have been passed onto a new generation of demon…but a Kardashian keeping on her panties, is a rare fucking thing, so seeing this mom, containing her junk, is probably more for practical purposes, like not scaring us with the scars of childbirth…you know vanity…rather than function…because no fabric is strong enough to contain this polluted garbage…Remember everything they do is staged and for attention…they are the fucking worst..

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2013

05

Mar

Kourtney Kardashian Bikini for US Weekly of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian is part of the cancer on society that is the Kardashians….a gang of rich kids from an uninteresting family who are made to look interesting even thought they do absolutely nothing for society that take up space and consume….

For some reason, I don’t understand, people flock to their bullshit..because I guess it is on TV and people are bored as shit….but I would have thought as society developed we’d be over this blip in pop culture that is celebrating garbage just because it has money and goes to exclusive events…

I mean how can seeing rich people live the rich life….pretending to be busy when really just lazy slops be interesting? Cuz of an interracial marriage or two? Cuz of out of wedlock babies? I mean they are garbage and people need to recognize that….even if they are bored, depressed and in the middle of no where….change the channel…there are better things to watch with more substance than this…even Honey Boo Boo is a step up…..

But here’s the “hot one” in her bikini for US Weekly….even though she’s not that hot….I feel like these magazines work for these assholes..


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2013

08

Jan

Kourtney Kardashian’s Post Baby Bikini Body for US Weekly of the Day


Guess who’s mom negotiated a 100,000 dollar deal with some shitty gossip magazine to be the official source of Kourtney Kardashian’s bikini body after having her second kid…you know the same mom who probably starved Kourtney Kardashian after having her second kid…with this plan already outlined….because their family is a fucking business….that’s right the evil Kardashian stage mom, who only really stage momed when the kids were in their mid-20s….exploiting the bi-product from her gold digging womb…and taking a cut off the top….in some weird as fuck, egotistical bored rich woman hustle…that I understand cuz I’ve met rich people…but that I don’t really get why the world is buying into it…cuz they are vapid, uninteresting, trash…..but I guess that doesn’t matter…you see hollywood is a small town of suck up losers, and they run the entertainment industry 99 percent of America are affected by, and I guess it is only natural she’d use her position in the LA social circle to do this….what is unnatural is that the people actually pay attention…even the hot one…isn’t fucking hot…what a joke….and here she is in that bikini for US weekly with her big, boring, bullshit photoshopped reveal.

Horrible.

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2012

30

Oct

Kourtney Kardashian Ass Grab of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian is part of the devil tribe of brown hairy monsters who have no business being famous…but who are famous because the media and Ryan Seacrest know how to influence the retard public…pretty much destroying the little faith I have in humanity…or at least in America….

Seriously…I was in a store that was playing Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, that I was once a guest of, and they were talking about Kourtney Kardashian and her boyfriend who is fingering her mom asshole cuz her mom pussy no longer has any elasticity and no longer feels….in public for the paparazzi like she was her porn star sister….getting married….because Ryan Seacrest owns these twats and makes a fortune off these twats and helps shameless promote these twats…feeding them to his listeners everywhere….and shit just makes me remember he needs to be taken out back and shot….cuz he is in fact the worse fucking human ever.

I hate the Kardashians and acknowledging they exist…but I love a good public ass fingering.


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2012

12

Oct

Kourtney Kardashian’s Ass Flash on a Balcony of the Day


Remember what our Native American brothers have been telling us all along ….the wind is our friend….

The wind, in its greatest power, whirls. Birds make their nest in circles

I don’t know what the fuck that Indian (feather, not dot) quote means, but I do know that the wind can blow up skirts better than my pervert hand and no one can get arrested or beat up for it…cuz the wind…like a super hero that lifts up skirts…is invisible….there has been so many times I’ve been walking and seen ass, panty and even vagina all thanks to the wind…and for that I’ve debated starting to recycle to save the planet cuz nature helps me and my masturbation….but ultimately I’m too lazy….

Here is Kourtney Kardashian getting a taste of wind I can only assume the family and their selling their soul to the devil is responsible for…but as the hot one, despite the 2 kids, it’s not as annoying or disgusting as if this was her older prostitute sister….if anything, I may even be a fan of this…but I will never admit that, since I have to hate the Kardashians and all they stand for…because you know, they are probably the worst humans to ever live.


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2012

07

Feb

Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant in a Bikini of the DAy

Do these little bottom feeding rats ever go away?

I mean there are so many of them and they are all riding off their fat ass sister’s porn career…. thanks to Ryan Seacrest…in one of the best scams in the entertainment industry the last decade….

They don’t matter, they never mattered, they aren’t interesting, yet they are this money making machine of staged lies and exploiting themselves for personal gain….

And I don’t understand why they’d make the hotter one procreate, when the hotter one was the only hope they had…before the little ones got their periods…

Either way, here she is pregnant in her bikini and apparently people care….I just will never figure out why…other than assume America is just a pile of trash.

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2009

09

Nov

Kourtney Kardashian is a Pregnant Whore of the Day

I always see slutty pregnant chicks and I don’t mean that they are sluts because they are pregnant, since we all know it takes not only condomless sex but internal cumshots when not on her rag to slip up on that level of seriousness, because I’ve been fucking for decades and condoms aren’t really my thing, sure fucking a plastic bag could be exciting if that plastic bag belongs to a hot woman, or will belong to a hot woman since you work as a grocery store bagger and dictate who gets which bag, like some kind of modern day god that no one cares about because plastic bag distribution is pretty fucking useless, but no one else will give you a job, and on your lunchbreak you need something to do, and getting off is your favorite thing to do, but fucking the roasted chicken or other food products isn’t quite getting you off anymore, mainly because even at your discounted price, it’s becoming unaffordable at your meager wages, and not to mention you feel sharing your seed with the unsuspecting public will by surprising them by tainting all their produce is heaven, and I’ve never got a bitch pregnant. I think the withdrawal method works, or maybe it’s got something to do with hard living and infertility.

That said, pregnancy may imply a bitch is possibly a dirty little whore, but I think the hormones being out of wack, the fact that guys don’t really look at them the way they once did, the anticipation of their vagina lacking it’s youthfulness, and the fact that they are sprawled out naked and spread for doctors throughout the 9 months are all key factors to why pregnant bitches I see all dress in tight clothes, short skirts like a bunch of common fucking whores, that and the fact that I live in a poor neighborhood, because poor chicks are a bunch of common fucking whores.

Either way, here’s the pregnant Kardashian sister and she’s ready to drop but not ready to give up being a useless tramp…

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2009

16

Oct

I Dont’ Get How are These Kardahsian’s are From the Same Vagina of the Day

What nuclear power plant did the Kardashian mother stand next to when she was pregnant with the monster Khloe, because seriously, these pictures of her standing next to her pregnant sister and totally overpowering her just don’t make sense. I can’t even imagine what kind of vagina this beast is packing but I am sure it is the kind of vagina that can fuck you up the ass.

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2009

18

Sep

Kourtney Kardashian and Her Pregnant Tits of the Day

Here’s more proof that the Kardashian’s are breeding like the rodents they fuckin’ are, as a pregnant Kourtney Kardashian walks around showing off her fatty pregnant tits.

I can’t even imagine what kind of cunt this family is going to produce. From Auntie Kim showing the fuckin’ thing how to make a quick buck sucking dick on camera, to Auntie Khloe and Mommy Kourtney showering the fucking thing in all the baby Ed Hardy the little fucker could ever dream of, because you know, kids this cheesy are born crying for over priced, loud, obnoxious t-shirts that will help them fit in with the Vegas crowd by the pool, it’s part of their cheesy genetic code.

Someone should put an end to this before the devil unleashes another one of its monsters into the world…and by her fat uterus, it looks like it’s coming soon…

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2009

09

Sep

Kourtney Kardashian and Her Pregnancy on the Beach of the Day

You know what the Kardashians need, another Kardashian to add to their pack and really convince the world that they are an actual rat infestation and not just pretending to be one. You know a group of rodents who have come to pollute and annoy our fuckin’ lives because as they stand now, there are only four of them and sure that is enough disgusting to really annoy a mother fucker, especially when you can’t poison or trap them, but it is not quite enough to make a motherfucker go completely crazy, they kind of just teeter back and forth on the cusp of a motherfucker’s sanity, but luckily Kourtney has taken it upon herself to change that by getting knocked the fuckup by a white dude, something as the third “K” in the family she had to do because she completely her dad’s plan of being the “KKK” girls and as the KKK you kinda need to avoid dick that isn’t your own, or some shit and here she is sitting in the bikini bottoms she shoulda left on the night this asshole knocked her up.

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2009

24

Aug

Kourtney Kardashian Getting Fat With Her White K-Fed Named Scott Disick of the Day

I heard Kourtney Kardashian was pregenant last week and didn’t really give a shit. I figure eventually all these cunts I hate are going to breed, so they might as well do it now than later, but when I saw these pictures of her and the baby daddy, I was surprised, not because she’s eating ice cream, since that is a genetic disorder her and her sisters fight everyday, but luckily with pregnancy comes the license to eat as much as she fucking wants to, never ever bouncing back to what she once was, but that’s what pregnancy is famous for, while we’re still trying to figure out why Kourtney Kardashian is famous for, but I was surprised mainly because the baby daddy isn’t black, as I thought these girls only fucked black dudes….

I decided to google Scott Disick because I really have nothing better to do with my time and figured no one out there would waste their time on doin the shit themeselves, because people don’t really care about no names and I found out some funny shit….

FIrst, Scott grey up in a wealthy home and went to private schools, but his parents went broke and he is being known as a womanizer, basically trying to sleep his way to the lifestyle he wants, and leaving his sperm in the best uterus that comes along to be set for life, a modern day K-Fed who we should celebrate, unfortunately for him tho, he didn’t quite bag a Britney and pobably has to listen to a whole lot more whining and bitching and bratty, high maintenance shit cuz that’s just what these trashy Kardashian’s are….he really shoulda just used her as a stepping stone to meet someone more famous….

Either way, here is Kourtney letting loose with her using man and the whole thing is funny to me…..especially when I look at his shoes, then his Clark Kent hair and his smug look on his face like he’s totally got this all worked out and won the game of life…while his girl gets fatter and fatter by the bite….amazing….

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2009

22

Jun

Kourtney and the Monster Kardashian in Bikinis of the Day


I saw Kim Kardashian in person in Toronto last night. She was wearing horizontal stripes and looked like her and Kelly Clarkson had just finished a week long vacation at an all you can eat buffet, but I guess compared to her monster sister, she looked dainty and that’s why she’s so sad about her recent move to Miami, bitch worked better than a fuckin’ diet and workout plan, and here she is in her dumpy body showing off her high waisted bikini bottoms you’d expect to see on a mom of 5 at her 60th bithday party at a resort in Dominican or some shit. If you’re under 30 and rockin’ the uterus spanx shit, you know you’re in trouble, not that the monster Kardashian didn’t already know she was in trouble, despite the mirrors in her house bein taken down, she still sometimes catches a reflection in a window….I’m a little more down with the other Kardashian, but let’s be real for a minute, I’d fuck them both.

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2009

10

Mar

Kardashian Sister’s Do Bikinis of the Day

Ever see a monkey in a bikini? Either have I, but think that these Kardashian whores are as close as I am going to get, because unlike Micheal Jackson, owning a chimp’s not really on my list of things I need in life, I figure I already got to change my wife’s diapers for her and that’s bad enough, why bother with the headaches, not to mention those fuckers are strong and violent and when you contact an illegal exotic bet broker, telling them you want the fucker to dress in bikinis doesn’t go over too well, motherfucker charges more for that.

I don’t know where I am going with this, but it looks like Kourtney doesn’t only have a stupid name, but also has stupid tits that I doubt are real.

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