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2008

15

May

Kourtney Kardashian’s Hotter Than Her Sister of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian is the hottest Kardashian sister, which isn’t saying much since one of them is a fucking monster and the other one is fat. I guess the good news about having a fat sister is that it’s easy to be the pretty one and when you’re the pretty one – you don’t have to work as hard to get ahead, you can just ride out the fat ones fame from her sex tape without actually having to film yourself getting fucked like a whore because you have self respect and get all the positive attention you need without having to throw out your tits in hopes of getting a compliment because your daddy was too busy to give all three of you equal attention, but always managed to find time for you because you were the cute one and the other ones were too busy fighting over the oreos….

BONUS: Kim Kardashian and Her Fat Tits in Miami from Awhile Ago

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2008

24

Jan

Kim and Kourtney on the Beach in Miami of the Day

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Kim and Kourtney Kardashian were spotted on the beaches of Miami because their lives are fucking vacations funded by their daddy’s blood money and Big Sister Kardashian’s porn money.

The thing I love about sisters is that when the older one who paves the way and lays the moral foundation of what is acceptable for the family by being a party slut whore with a sex tape gets to the point where she needs to wear a one-piece to cover her fat stomach, even if that one-piece looks like something a cheap drug addicted stripper would wear to dance class, and by dance class I mean work, we still have the younger, tighter bodied one with less publicly but more drive to turn to for a fresher take on an old story. If you know what I mean…

Speaking of Old Story, I think these pictures may be from the beginning of the month, but she was in Miami last night, so her repetitive life of partying and being on the beach is just blurring into one big old mess and I’m smart enough to figure it out.

BONUS – The Kardashian Sisters Hosting a Party in Miami Last Night because That’s What Their Tits Do….


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Kourtney Kardashian’s Bikini in Miami
Kim Kardashian’s Armenian Ass
Kim Kardashian Wearing a Bra for Her Big Boobs
KIm Kardashian’s Got Some Crazy TIts

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2008

03

Jan

Kourtney Kardashian’s Armenian Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know much about the Kardashian sister Kourtney. I never watch the show because I don’t own a TV and if I did I’d probably be watching Oprah reruns but that’s just because Oprah rubs me all the right ways and these fat assed, big titty armenian rich girls don’t.

What I do know is that if she is anything like her sister, she’s probably had more men in her than a homeless shelter, and as hot as that may get you, it doesn’t take away from the fact that she’s covering up her ass like she knows she has something to hide and that lack of confidence makes me think she’s be hard to bag.

I am more into the lack of confidence that leads girls to get naked in my bed for re-assurance or money than the kind of lack of confidence that makes them fuck you with with lights off so that you don’t get a good look of their “problem spots”. I guess none of that really matters, just look at the pictures.


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Kim Kardashian Has Jungle Fever
Kim Kardashian’s Purple Bikini Pictures
Kim Kardashian’s Got Some Big Cleavage
Kim Kardashian’s Ass Buying Apples
The Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Post

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