2009
16
Oct
What nuclear power plant did the Kardashian mother stand next to when she was pregnant with the monster Khloe, because seriously, these pictures of her standing next to her pregnant sister and totally overpowering her just don’t make sense. I can’t even imagine what kind of vagina this beast is packing but I am sure it is the kind of vagina that can fuck you up the ass.
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|Kourtney Kardashian
2009
18
Sep
Here’s more proof that the Kardashian’s are breeding like the rodents they fuckin’ are, as a pregnant Kourtney Kardashian walks around showing off her fatty pregnant tits.
I can’t even imagine what kind of cunt this family is going to produce. From Auntie Kim showing the fuckin’ thing how to make a quick buck sucking dick on camera, to Auntie Khloe and Mommy Kourtney showering the fucking thing in all the baby Ed Hardy the little fucker could ever dream of, because you know, kids this cheesy are born crying for over priced, loud, obnoxious t-shirts that will help them fit in with the Vegas crowd by the pool, it’s part of their cheesy genetic code.
Someone should put an end to this before the devil unleashes another one of its monsters into the world…and by her fat uterus, it looks like it’s coming soon…
Pics via INFpoto
Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Pregnant|Tits
2009
09
Sep
You know what the Kardashians need, another Kardashian to add to their pack and really convince the world that they are an actual rat infestation and not just pretending to be one. You know a group of rodents who have come to pollute and annoy our fuckin’ lives because as they stand now, there are only four of them and sure that is enough disgusting to really annoy a mother fucker, especially when you can’t poison or trap them, but it is not quite enough to make a motherfucker go completely crazy, they kind of just teeter back and forth on the cusp of a motherfucker’s sanity, but luckily Kourtney has taken it upon herself to change that by getting knocked the fuckup by a white dude, something as the third “K” in the family she had to do because she completely her dad’s plan of being the “KKK” girls and as the KKK you kinda need to avoid dick that isn’t your own, or some shit and here she is sitting in the bikini bottoms she shoulda left on the night this asshole knocked her up.
Pictures via Mavrix
Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Pregnant
2009
24
Aug
I heard Kourtney Kardashian was pregenant last week and didn’t really give a shit. I figure eventually all these cunts I hate are going to breed, so they might as well do it now than later, but when I saw these pictures of her and the baby daddy, I was surprised, not because she’s eating ice cream, since that is a genetic disorder her and her sisters fight everyday, but luckily with pregnancy comes the license to eat as much as she fucking wants to, never ever bouncing back to what she once was, but that’s what pregnancy is famous for, while we’re still trying to figure out why Kourtney Kardashian is famous for, but I was surprised mainly because the baby daddy isn’t black, as I thought these girls only fucked black dudes….
I decided to google Scott Disick because I really have nothing better to do with my time and figured no one out there would waste their time on doin the shit themeselves, because people don’t really care about no names and I found out some funny shit….
FIrst, Scott grey up in a wealthy home and went to private schools, but his parents went broke and he is being known as a womanizer, basically trying to sleep his way to the lifestyle he wants, and leaving his sperm in the best uterus that comes along to be set for life, a modern day K-Fed who we should celebrate, unfortunately for him tho, he didn’t quite bag a Britney and pobably has to listen to a whole lot more whining and bitching and bratty, high maintenance shit cuz that’s just what these trashy Kardashian’s are….he really shoulda just used her as a stepping stone to meet someone more famous….
Either way, here is Kourtney letting loose with her using man and the whole thing is funny to me…..especially when I look at his shoes, then his Clark Kent hair and his smug look on his face like he’s totally got this all worked out and won the game of life…while his girl gets fatter and fatter by the bite….amazing….
Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Pregnant|Scott Disick
2009
22
Jun
I saw Kim Kardashian in person in Toronto last night. She was wearing horizontal stripes and looked like her and Kelly Clarkson had just finished a week long vacation at an all you can eat buffet, but I guess compared to her monster sister, she looked dainty and that’s why she’s so sad about her recent move to Miami, bitch worked better than a fuckin’ diet and workout plan, and here she is in her dumpy body showing off her high waisted bikini bottoms you’d expect to see on a mom of 5 at her 60th bithday party at a resort in Dominican or some shit. If you’re under 30 and rockin’ the uterus spanx shit, you know you’re in trouble, not that the monster Kardashian didn’t already know she was in trouble, despite the mirrors in her house bein taken down, she still sometimes catches a reflection in a window….I’m a little more down with the other Kardashian, but let’s be real for a minute, I’d fuck them both.
Posted in:Bikinis|Kim Kardashian|Kourtney Kardashian
2009
10
Mar
Ever see a monkey in a bikini? Either have I, but think that these Kardashian whores are as close as I am going to get, because unlike Micheal Jackson, owning a chimp’s not really on my list of things I need in life, I figure I already got to change my wife’s diapers for her and that’s bad enough, why bother with the headaches, not to mention those fuckers are strong and violent and when you contact an illegal exotic bet broker, telling them you want the fucker to dress in bikinis doesn’t go over too well, motherfucker charges more for that.
I don’t know where I am going with this, but it looks like Kourtney doesn’t only have a stupid name, but also has stupid tits that I doubt are real.
Posted in:Bikini|Kardashian Sisters|Khloe Kardashian|Kourtney Kardashian
2008
04
Dec
So Kourtney Kardashian got into the Christmas spirit 3 weeks early and dressed up like some kind of luxurious wrapping paper you see in the window displays of the luxury boutiques in the big city. Unfortunately, Kourtney Kardashian’s last boyfriend told me that she’s a lot less of a gift and more of a part time job because she’s needy as fuck like most rich brats who always got what they wanted growing up because their dad who was too busy for them hired a staff and issued an expense account to use to shut them up because he didn’t want to deal with them.
The good news, is that like her sister, her vagina seems all about eating all things black. Sure, it may have started with these leggings, but I guess you gotta take babysteps before fully jumping into sex with a black dude, you know especially since her ass isn’t quite fat enough, but by the looks of it, it’s getting there.
Posted in:Cameltoe|Kourtney Kardashian
2008
19
Nov
It was never assumed that Kourtney Kardashian wasn’t an attention seeking slut like her big sister (literally) Kim. I mean their dad was a powerful lawyer who was too busy to give them the attention they needed, so instead just handed over his credit card. I am sure he’d be proud of his little sluts if he was still alive today, you know being able to watch them and masturbate to them in his office behind closed doors and still walk them down the aisle on their wedding nights, instead of having to do it like all dead relatives have to do it, by being an ominous presence overlookin from above, in disappointment than when he was alive, he didn’t take advantage of the opportunity to accidentally let them play with his gun collection when they were 10.
These girls have absolutely no fucking substance, they are drunk, talking stupidities in broken sentences but luckily droppin’ bitch, bitches, motherfuckin so we get what they are trying to communicate, you know dumb rich slut is a dialect of its own, before Kourtney gets on top of her lame lookin’ boyfriend and rides him a little in her bikini. It’s about as exciting as the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape, which isn’t say much, but at least Kim got naked and pissed on, in this shit, I just see some slicked hair lookin clown kissing a piece of shit person….
Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Slut
2008
15
Nov
Kim Kardashian is a fat chick who has no business being famous or landing work. The only thing she’s ever accomplished is the best damn Paris Hilton rip off out there. She talks exactly like her, she pulled off the sex tape shit like her and it got her work, like her….but that’s about all she’s done. I look at these pictures and see that even Kim knows she’s fat, otherwise that ass wouldn’t be covered up like the birth defect and result of laziness and bad eating habits that it is….but for some reason, people still think she’s some kind of natural beauty, despite not being neither beautiful or natural. Just because she denies getting work done, doesn’t mean she hasn’t had work done, this is a useless bitch we’re dealing with and as a useless bitch, everything that comes out of her mouth is fuckin’ useless…..
I guess she found a couple people who are more useless than her to hang with in their bikinis and despite hating them, I don’t hate bikinis and I am posting this shit despite them ruining this shit….
On a side note, if you’re wondering why Kirstin Cavallari is pretty much irrelevant, I think it’s gotta do with the fact that she’s got a shitty ass, a pot belly and the length of her head, is longer that the length of her torso and that’s some bobble head shit, I can’t really grasp…..oh and because she didn’t agree to do The spinoff of Laguna Beach that you may have heard of called The Hills…..because I guess she was delusional and thought she was too talented for that or some shit….
Either way, here are the rest of the pictures:
Posted in:Bikini|Kim Kardashian|Kourtney Kardashian|Kristin Cavallari
2008
23
Jul
The Kardashian family remind me of some kind of circus performers, maybe it’s the fact that one of the sisters is a monster, one sister has a 300 pound ass and the youngest sister looks like some kind of rat-face and you’re always amazed when you see them all get ot of their SUV because you can’t figure out how the rugged vehicle supported all that weight kinda like your amazement when a bunch of clowns in a VW Bug….or maybe it’s because their careers are kinda ridiculous, their make-up and clothes are kinda obnoxious, their cries for attention are annoying and the cheap laughs they bring to some simple minded idiots that make them a novelty act you’d see at some perverted Jewish kid’s bar mitvah.
The truth is that I always hated clowns, they make me uncomfortable, they cheapen entertainment and they make me think of pedophiles and sex offenders, but I think it’s got more to do with my racism and hate for dumb bitches.
Either way, here’s Kourtney Kardashian showing off her panties, taking second place to her more successful sister who she rides to the top. If she really wants to fit in with her older sister and take her lead, she best be pullin’ those off and shoving some black hip hop dick in her, but I’m not too eager to see that and will leave you with this instead.
Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian|Upskirt