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Archive for the Performing Category

2007

14

May

I am – Britney Spears Staged Performing Pictures of the Day…

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I posted THESE pictures of Britney performing in Vegas that were taken from some dude’s camera phone. I came across these better quality pictures that I think are staged and taken by a professional to look like shitty quality pictures that were leaked to the internet, because fucking with the media and tricking the general population into thinking some intentional out of focus picture was taken by a crazed fan when bitch was performing, when in reality she’s posing before the show as a publicity stunt.

I don’t generally mistrust the media and think I am being lied to and that I should start a site to out the lies, but I do know that I had a girl who reads the site go to the show and bitch was so scrubbed down by security that I think she had an orgasm. I’m talking no phones, cameras or pad and paper to do artist renditions of the show….

Either way, I’ll post them anyway because after all that’s happened to Britney, I think she deserves the extra coverage, even if it’s just for 10 assholes like you, I am still doing my part….


Posted in:Britney Spears|Performing|Slut|Unsorted

2006

29

Nov

I am – Rihanna Performs of the Day

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I guess what’s funny to me, isn’t funny to everyone and what is hot to me isn’t what’s hot to everyone. These pictures have been floating around the last couple of days and are really funny because it makes me think this girl thinks she needs to dress like this to get fans and they are definitely hot because if you look closely you’ll realize she’s half naked.

I have a thing for one-piece outfits, where the bottoms and the tops are connected. This is Rhianna performing in that kinda one-piece dancer outfit that American Apparel is pumping out and hipsters are eating up. I don’t know where my love for these came from, but I am thinking it was probably when I was supposed to be in college, but was too busy drinking and living on the streets, but all the hot girls I’d see in the park and walking around and sitting on campus would be wearing body suits, that shit was all the rage and these bathing suit, spandex things on, tucked into a hot pair of light colored tapered jeans wered behind any girl showing off their body, and by body I mean boobs. In a way, the bodysuit was the gateway from cheesy early nineties over-sized t-shrts and turtle necks to HOT nipple exposing shirts we see today, in a way it is responsible for this site, without any slutty shirts, I would have nothing to write about.

I guess this post isn’t really what I expected it to be, but going back and editing it would be a waste of time considering I have 10 readers and these pics over-shadow what I write…..

Speaking of over-shadowing what I do, it’s that festive time of year so I am thinking of stealing a tree for my wife from one of these x-mas tree vendors down the street. I suggest you do the same, because buying a dead tree off a drunk guy seems like a bit of a scam. Like buying lactose from a south american claiming the shit is Columbia Gold. That analogy made no sense, but keeping in the theme of no-looking back…I bet you regret reading this … CUDDLES.

Posted in:Performing|Rihanna|Unsorted