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2014

18

Apr

Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, Heather Marks Birthday Party Pics of the Day

Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, and Heather Marks, got together because I guess it was a reunion from the lab their tall, blonde model asses were created in…and since the pilot project worked, their evil scientist creator, clicked on the “come back home button”….where they celebrated their collective birthdays since they all come from the test tube….

This is what human research in Nazi germany was trying to accomplish…I guess…and the tragedy in all this is that I wasn’t invited to this party…or more importantly, that this party didn’t happen on my face…

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2014

27

Mar

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Topless in Blackface for Vamp Magazine of the Day

Rosie Huntington Whiteley is in Vamp magazine…she’s alright, except for whatever the fuck they did to her face, that is either her being a racist in blackface, because black is way cooler than white, or maybe this is some social commentary on scat porn, where bitch likes getting shit on by bald headed action stars who you know are pretty dark and probably into some shit, that’s why she sticks around…that and the money…or maybe it’s just some bronzer, fake tan shit, and whatever it is, they are missing one thing, my cum dripping off her chin.

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2014

21

Mar

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Instagram Creep of the Day

Rosie Huntington Whiteley is a pretty great story of a model who was willing to get naked, being cast in a movie to prove Megan Fox was a talentless hack, only to go back to modelling, and launching her own collection of lingerie…because she’s a lingerie model so it makes sense…lingerie her bald headed, action star husband probably jerks off all over when not fucking other girls when they are apart, because like all bald dudes, even the rich ones, he probably likes to prove that when money, fame and fitness are factored in, bitches don’t seem to care about baldness….like they do with your baldness, you fat unemployed snob…

All this to say…you life sucks.

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2014

21

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Leaving the Gym in a Hot Outfit of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of the more solid models out there…and I am not saying that because I am a bald guy who references her every time I am feeling sad and alone…you know insecure about my hairline…blaming it for no one loving me…and saying to myself “Shit, that Rosie Huntington nude model, turned transformers Megan Fox, chick dates a bald guy, I have hope…” like she’s a beacon of hope …because even if I was bald, I would have enough sense to realize her bald boyfriend, who she has been with forever, and who probably cums in places on her body you can only wish you would one day see, if only nude modeling involved spread asshole…is rich and famous and ripped and rich and famous and ripped and that is more important than having hair..

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2014

08

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Marks & Spencer Lingerie of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is amazing, and as a guy who has a hateful relationship with catalog pics, you know because they consistently fucking suck, don’t inspire me in anyway and are just some babe in some shitty sweatshop made clothes photoshopped to shit, you know with really zero effort and with no sign of people stepping up creativity to make them good…but every once in a while Rosie Hungtington comes out half naked and all fucking lovely…and I can’t help but appreciate an otherwise depressing photograph…She’s that good even when she’s not naked or making Megan Fox Obsolete…

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2013

21

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ass in Leggings of the Day

OMG Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is in leggings….the most fun piece of clothing to make a comeback since the leotard….and it is as amazing as you would expect it to be….her entire ass just out there like she’s naked….only not naked….making it socially acceptable…even though her naked….is what society should be based on….you know the foundation of humanity or some shit….yes she’s just that good.


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2012

29

Oct

Rosie Huntington Whiteley’s Vagina is the Best thing To Happen to Halloween of the Day

I think I just figured what Halloween is all about…or at least all that matters this halloween….thanks to this lovely…subtle…playful…pussy exposing costume I want to take off with my mouth after staring at it for a few hours….Rosie Huntington Whiteley did Halloween better than what she does for Bald men everywhere….she’s gives it more than just hope…she makes it fucking relevant and alive again.


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2012

09

Oct

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Hot for FHM China August of the Day

This bald pussy loving model turned actor is more of a Fox than Megan Fox ever could be…which is my horrible play on words for the day…because I have limited mental capacity and more importantly…I am just humiliating myself in front of all my internet friends….

The truth is, I think Rosie Huntington-Whitely is lovely to look at…and not just because she made Megan Fox and her horrible attitude obsolete….but because she looks good half naked….

I am 90 percent these pics are recycled, because it is for FHM China and despite China being a mega power in the world dominance world…I feel like their men’s magazines are just accessing old pics…from the old pic database…but I’ll still look at Rosie Huntington-Whitely half naked…because I’m just that supportive of all her hard work….

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2012

29

Aug

Rosie Huntington Whiteley for Maxim Portugal August 2012 of the Day

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I followed Rosie Huntington Whiteley on Instagram last night for no real reason other that boredom and laughed when I saw the last two pics she posted were of her husband’s recent movie – Expendables 2 – making me realize that just cuz she looks hot to fuck…doesn’t mean she has good taste in entertainment…and just because she’s promoting her bald, rich, famous husband’s movie…doesn’t mean she has bad taste in entertainment…it just means she’s pretty much smitten as shit over him…and that he fucks her proper enough to make her hooked on him…cuz to us she’s hot as fuck…but to herself she’s just a girl…weak to the man she’s with….owned by him…making her his greatest cheerleader…..a cheerleader you’d all pay 1000 dollars an hour for but that he gets for free…cuz he gets paid more than that…and girls love money….even when they have it….

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2012

02

Aug

Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley Legs for Elle of the Day


Rosie Huntington-Whiteley should be a dream to all you bald motherfuckers…at least all you bald motherfuckers who are millionaires…because she has proven to not care about male pattern baldness if it comes with money, celebrity and muscles…

What I like about her, since I am not bald, muscular, rich or a celebrity….is her fucking body…she is hot as fuck and she’s not scared to get naked and broadcast that shit for her personal gain, something all girls should do, even the uglies, cuz I’ll still watch…I’m a pervert like that and so are you…

She did a photoshoot for a recent Elle Magazine issue, and she has legs for fucking days….I want to climb up them and burrow myself in her warm, humid vagina….you know perfect to make a nest in.

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2012

19

Jun

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Topless Photoshoot Candids of the Day


These picutres of Rosie Huntington Whitely are circulating…but I don’t know when they are from… I just know that they are not the first time I’ve seen a bitch on a balcony topless…..and they won’t be the last…you see cuz staring at girls on balconies, especially in summer….is always fruitful for a peeping tom…..I also know that this isn’t the first time I’ve seen Rosie Huntington-Whitely topless, she was a model before a horrible Megan Fox replacing actor, proving to Megan Fox that Megan Fox doesn’t matter…..and models are always fucking topless…but that doesn’t mean we don’t welcome new renditions of her titties….especially the bald guys…who hold her as a beacon of hope that they too will find a bitch this hot to settle down with who doesn’t care about their shaved head….

Either way, here they are…..even though I don’t know when they are from.


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2011

04

Nov

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Hotness in Leather Pants of the Day

I am really digging the look on Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s face…It is like she’s a real movie star all glamorous and running to a car…but I’m more into her leather pants, not cuz I appreciate the death of innocent animal for the sake of bitch looking like a biker prostitute, but because I love fabrics that don’t breate, especially on summer days, holding in all the smells I’d love to rub all over my face once we unzip….cuz you know in those pants lives her best ordour making body parts…true story…

If that isn’t enough of a fantasy for you – here are some pics of her MODELING TOPLESS

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2011

30

Sep

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Legs in Jeans of the Day

Here’s Rosie Huntington rocking some ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO HAIRY VEST …what a fucking scandal..who fucking cares…

It’s like two tall skinny bitches, one who went onto be a mom, the other to be a Megan Fox replacemnt are getting paid by the same motherfucker to wear the same ugly vest, when really both these twats should be half naked, but for some reason, are cocky, and forget their life purpose and that annoys me.

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2011

13

Sep

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Great Blazer Tits of the Day

Here’s Megan Fox 2.0 who you will love not only because her name is nerdy, but because she’s in Transformers, and you can’t get enough of that shit….and more importantly, that she’s dating a middle aged bald guy, who sure, may have more money than you ever will, and who has been in movies, and has no problem getting any pussy, but who is still bald, and once you ignore his fame and fortune, that baldness gives you’re fat bald ass hope that one day you’ll find a bitch who doesn’t care about your baldness cuz she’s just likely fucking desperate for anyone to knock her up as her biological clock is tickin’ and she’s gone through everyone in your town…cuz it is safe to say the reason people like you get pussy is….is due to desperation and last resort….

Either way, here’s Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley in a pretty nice blazer, properly not obstructed by wearing a shirt under it like most bitches who don’t really get what dressing is all about….

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2009

17

Jun

Terry Richardson and Vanity Fair’s Pirelli Calendar Behind the Scenes of the Day

Terry Richardson proves yet again that being a photographer gets you pussy, or at least gets you to hang around hot pussy, especially when you’ve convinced the world that your perverted, amateur style of photography is fuckin’ art and not just perverted and amateur, because your dad was some successful fashion photographer you rode to the top of your game, and really who cares, his shit is at least semi-interesting to look at, especially when the girls in the pics are hipster trust fund trash he’s pulled out of the bar and brought back to his loft to get, but are actually highend fashion models at the top of their game doing the Pirelli Calendar. What it comes down to is we’re all full of shit, the smart ones are the ones who make money off it, or at least get pussy from it, and the nice ones are the ones who share that pussy with the rest of us in pictures….

The modesl you see are Miranda Kerr, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abbey Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Georgina Stojiilkovic and their tits.

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