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2014

19

Sep

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Lovely of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is my favorite. I am sure she’s not overly classy as a person, I mean all these people are fucking horrible, but I believe in one simple thing, and that is that if you can present your British self like a lady, and keep the gutter whore out of the public eye, I may fall in love with you and your class and grace because I am so over exposed to these trashy sluts from Instagram to Porn…and a lot of them are good people…I just can’t jerk off to them or be proud about fucking them – since that is what they do…

Where as a girl like Rosie…gives off this girl you want to wife and make babies with vibe, which may not be that hot or erotic, but can be when staring at all her nude modeling shoots that she does because she likes it and not because she has to for attention…I mean she just fucking dominates…I am in love.

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2014

15

May

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Vogue Germany of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is in the latest issue of Vogue Germany…and I think it is pretty spectacular, but in my defence, I am a huge supporter of the charitable work Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has done for Bald people, by giving them hope that if they are rich and famous and in shape, probably a bit of an alpha who doesn’t give a fuck that he’s bald, because unlike most bald people, life kind of worked out for him.

Not to mention, she’s done a lot of great charitable work for the proving that Megan Fox is a talentless cunt and that any babe can take her place…

More importantly, she does nude modelling, and who the fuck doesn’t like a bit of that…especially when it’s at the tail end of her career rather than in the “sleeping her way to any where she can” point of her career…

Point being…she’s good. I’m a fan and I hate almost everything…

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2014

18

Apr

Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, Heather Marks Birthday Party Pics of the Day

Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, and Heather Marks, got together because I guess it was a reunion from the lab their tall, blonde model asses were created in…and since the pilot project worked, their evil scientist creator, clicked on the “come back home button”….where they celebrated their collective birthdays since they all come from the test tube….

This is what human research in Nazi germany was trying to accomplish…I guess…and the tragedy in all this is that I wasn’t invited to this party…or more importantly, that this party didn’t happen on my face…

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2014

27

Mar

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Topless in Blackface for Vamp Magazine of the Day

Rosie Huntington Whiteley is in Vamp magazine…she’s alright, except for whatever the fuck they did to her face, that is either her being a racist in blackface, because black is way cooler than white, or maybe this is some social commentary on scat porn, where bitch likes getting shit on by bald headed action stars who you know are pretty dark and probably into some shit, that’s why she sticks around…that and the money…or maybe it’s just some bronzer, fake tan shit, and whatever it is, they are missing one thing, my cum dripping off her chin.

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2014

21

Mar

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Instagram Creep of the Day

Rosie Huntington Whiteley is a pretty great story of a model who was willing to get naked, being cast in a movie to prove Megan Fox was a talentless hack, only to go back to modelling, and launching her own collection of lingerie…because she’s a lingerie model so it makes sense…lingerie her bald headed, action star husband probably jerks off all over when not fucking other girls when they are apart, because like all bald dudes, even the rich ones, he probably likes to prove that when money, fame and fitness are factored in, bitches don’t seem to care about baldness….like they do with your baldness, you fat unemployed snob…

All this to say…you life sucks.

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2014

21

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Leaving the Gym in a Hot Outfit of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of the more solid models out there…and I am not saying that because I am a bald guy who references her every time I am feeling sad and alone…you know insecure about my hairline…blaming it for no one loving me…and saying to myself “Shit, that Rosie Huntington nude model, turned transformers Megan Fox, chick dates a bald guy, I have hope…” like she’s a beacon of hope …because even if I was bald, I would have enough sense to realize her bald boyfriend, who she has been with forever, and who probably cums in places on her body you can only wish you would one day see, if only nude modeling involved spread asshole…is rich and famous and ripped and rich and famous and ripped and that is more important than having hair..

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2014

08

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Marks & Spencer Lingerie of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is amazing, and as a guy who has a hateful relationship with catalog pics, you know because they consistently fucking suck, don’t inspire me in anyway and are just some babe in some shitty sweatshop made clothes photoshopped to shit, you know with really zero effort and with no sign of people stepping up creativity to make them good…but every once in a while Rosie Hungtington comes out half naked and all fucking lovely…and I can’t help but appreciate an otherwise depressing photograph…She’s that good even when she’s not naked or making Megan Fox Obsolete…

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2013

21

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ass in Leggings of the Day

OMG Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is in leggings….the most fun piece of clothing to make a comeback since the leotard….and it is as amazing as you would expect it to be….her entire ass just out there like she’s naked….only not naked….making it socially acceptable…even though her naked….is what society should be based on….you know the foundation of humanity or some shit….yes she’s just that good.


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2012

29

Oct

Rosie Huntington Whiteley’s Vagina is the Best thing To Happen to Halloween of the Day

I think I just figured what Halloween is all about…or at least all that matters this halloween….thanks to this lovely…subtle…playful…pussy exposing costume I want to take off with my mouth after staring at it for a few hours….Rosie Huntington Whiteley did Halloween better than what she does for Bald men everywhere….she’s gives it more than just hope…she makes it fucking relevant and alive again.


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