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2015

31

Dec

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Amazing in Activewear of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has this great body, this great face, and I think she’s amazing, she’s one of my favorite models, who has been in movies, proving that acting requires no talent…if you’re hot and know how to read lines you memorized that morning….it’s just a scam…

I think she just has this bitchy face, like she knows she’s too good for you and your bullshit, and won’t bother with you, but will be polite about it, thanks to be a cold hearted, uptight British person…who should be the mother of the Future King, but that Prince fucked it all up, so instead she dates bald action stars…and peddles panties and now activewear for UK department stores…I like her…

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2015

22

Oct

Rosie Huntington Whiteley for Vogue Korea of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley, who you probably know as the Megan Fox replacement in Transformers, because that’s the extent of your half retard, show you the tits, brain….in fact, your mindless, half retard, bad taste in movies probably didn’t even notice Rosie Huntington Whiteley as Megan Fox’s replacement because that would require too much brainpower…and in all honesty, the fact that I know who these idiots are, is humiliating..shameful, pathetic…I realize that…

But at the same time, pop culture is everywhere, it’s ok to notice the hot, cunty, rude, nude modeling Brits in a country of rotten teeth…who date action stars, even though they are bald…giving you nerds hope…that if you got jacked, becamse a fighter, and made millions in movies, maybe you’d get a model too….you would…it’s just that easy…

She’s in Vogue, not sure if she’s showing the tits she’s been known to show, but there is cleavage, which is 1/4 tit and 1/4 tit is better than no tit, in this titty blog site about tits…

This is for a recent Vogue Korea Shoot, she looks good, but not as good as the money she will make taking on the asian market…they’ll pay her millions to do ads for shit no one in America will ever see…solid scam, because she hasn’t won enough.

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2015

27

Aug

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Workout of the Day

I have no idea why Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was one of my favorite models all these years…

I mean there’s really no reason for it, I’m not a bald dude, I am not into Transformers, she’s not all that great, and I don’t give a fuck about women from the UK and their silly accents like they are pretending to be Mary Poppins…we get it, you’re sophisticated you English cunt…

I don’t care about Jason Strathen, I don’t care about any of the work she’s done, except some of the nude stuff, and making Megan Fox realize a vapid model who doesn’t even act is better at acting than her…

I guess I just like that she looks like a straight up bitch, you know the kind of girl you see in a restaurant being rude to the staff, and I just get off to girls who are mean, especially towards me…I find it exciting….

So let’s watch her to doggy style position exercises that never look this good while jerking off at the gym….

TO SEE HER LEAVING THE GYM IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE

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2015

07

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Ass Dress of the Day

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I am into Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s dress.

I am not a fashionable person, one would probably argue that I am anti fashion, like so non-fashion that it’s not even ironic and thus fashionable, more like “where did you get those ill fitting clothes and why did you wear them”..to which I say…this is how I found them on the floor, in a back alley, at the laundromat, who gives a fuck, clothes are stupid…

Unless clothes…showcase model ass…like they aren’t even clothes at all…

It makes eveyrhting more interesting…

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She also wore this…and I did it too..but in my defense, I’m pretty into this uppity cunt…you can tell is a tyrant, demanding, expensive brat…

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2015

27

May

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of those models who really speaks to me, without actually speaking to me, in fact she probably doesn’t know this site exists, even though I’ve spent years writing her love letters, because I am just not that relevant…but if she did know I exist, and she doesn’t, she would definitely not speak to me, she’s just give me dirty looks…not cuz she knew who I was, but because I don’t shower much and more importantly, I am pretty disgusting as a whole…and she would be like “why is that homeless creep looking at me, and why is he showing me his clit”….

She just looks like that high end cunt kind of girl who doesn’t bother with normals and I love that shit. I hate down girls who hang with normals…I like snobs, I like celebrity disconnect, I like the superiority…this “we’re all the same, they are just like us” bullshit is just that…bullshit…

So I approve…not to mention she is a model who is willing to get naked, who dates bald dudes who are richa nd famous, and who replaced Megan Fox in a movie…just adding to her lovely..

Here she is kind of sexy and slutty for LUI…a French magazine that does nude shoots for men better than Playboy…even though these aren’t nude…

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2015

08

Apr

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Violet Grey of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of my favorite models, I don’t really know why because I am not a balding dude who likes the idea of a girl who is into my people provided they are rich and famous…

You know because she dates a rich and famous bald guy…

I guess I am into her because she’s a fucking babe, was a nude model turned MEGAN FOX, by replacing MEGAN FOX In a shitty movie…who went back to being a nude model…

All while being from the UK, and that alone made her glamourous, like Kate Moss…who could rail lines of meth off a rockstars cock in a 5 star hotel and you’d like “model”…not gutter whore…

I’m a fan…and these pics for Vioet Grey are a fucking win…

This is what she had to say in her interview…if you are into that kind of thing…

On Her Very First Nude Photoshoot:

“I had just started modeling,” she says. “I was in London, and it was a different time. I honestly think I was a lot more free when I was younger. Kate Moss was my favorite supermodel; she set the standard in terms of nudity as fashion and art. I think being comfortable in one’s skin is the most attractive quality a girl can have. Beauty for me is about a good workout routine — that and a signature scent, preferably one that smells like a garden rose.”

On The Business of Being “Rosie”:

“I believe who you surround yourself with is a reflection of yourself. There’s a quote I have always liked by Will Rogers: ‘It takes a lifetime to build a good reputation, but you can lose it in a minute’”

On her Career Ambitions:

“Being a model, being an actress—it’s not decided by you. You’re chosen. You’re cast, and that’s fantastic, of course. There is always a sense of pride when you make the cut, but there has always been a big part of me that wants to make things happen for myself. I’d like to get myself into a position where I’m starting something on my own. That’s my focus for this year.”

Here are some of the pics…

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2015

29

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Satin of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the British model you probably remember from being in a Transformers movie instead of Megan Fox, because she’s as talented an actress as Megan Fox, who I get a lot of hate for endorsing and calling hot, because apparently people hate her, and I am sure I would probably hate her too, it’s just these girls who make a living being “hot” or “the face and body” of shit have egos, they think they are luxurious and the lose site of the fact that they are just overpaid hookers….all while hanging on yachts with billionaires….the same thing happens to sugar babies, and wives of rich men…so it is hard to relate, but they are not genuine, but I am into staring at them at events in satin…because I have nothing better to do…and I guess I like that nightgown as a dress hustle…

Here she is in a bikini….

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2015

05

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Elle UK of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is one of the only models who seems to get it. She gets naked, even after making all kinds of money, she gets in movies to prove that acting requires zero talent and she gets in Elle Magazine UK, in boring catalog looking pictures…because she is relevant in the UK…because she’s from the UK, lives in the UK, and the UK is probably where she ripped her first line of cocaine at a fashion party….and will be the last place she rips a line of cocaine at a fashion party…before dying when her weak from years of starvation heart finally explodes…

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2014

09

Dec

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is my favorite…not because she dates bald asshole rich actors in great shape…to trick bald guys into thinking they have a chance…which they don’t….

I just like that she’s got this classic look, maybe even a little snobby look, like she wouldn’t give me the time of day, even if I was her client on a job, because she’s above that…I’m into girls who hate me…

I also like that she gets naked when she doesn’t have to…

I don’t like that Harper’s Bazaar Neglected that skill of hers…

Assholes.

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2014

17

Nov

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Ass in Tights of the Day

Her name is Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, I am a fan of her because I think she’s hot, classy, not an instagram model crying for attention, but she still gets naked for fashion, while proving that acting requires very little talent, all while having a hot as fuck body, that I don’t even care gets tainted by some bald action star on the regular, because it’s not like I’ve met her, like I know her, like I care who she’s fucking, because the truth is that she’s the kind of girl I’d probably eat out while she’s getting fucked, like a girl in a threesome video, but only if it was the only window of opportunity she gave me, otherwise it would massively gay.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER ASS IN TIGHTS CLICK HERE

She also flashed panties on a photoshoot…what can’t she do…


TO SEE THOSE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

04

Nov

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Vogue Mexico of the Day

I always get hate mail when I celebrate Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for being hot as fuck, classic looking, you know what you’d want a model to look like. People call me gay, they say she’s got no body and all that bullshit, but you’d think they’d be more supportive since she’s in their shitty Transformers movies…making me assume the hate mail comes in from Megan Fox who resents everything about this babe because she mocked Megan Fox’s “talent”…by doing her job better than Megan Fox did…and I guess when you are a take yourself too serious model – that hurts your ego…forcing you to get knocked up by High School TV Crushes….like Brian Austin Greene and Botox…

All this to say, this isn’t any of the traditional Rosie Huntington Nudity ..that she does so well because she’s a model and that’s what models do…but it’s still good enough for me to stare…

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2014

19

Sep

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Lovely of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is my favorite. I am sure she’s not overly classy as a person, I mean all these people are fucking horrible, but I believe in one simple thing, and that is that if you can present your British self like a lady, and keep the gutter whore out of the public eye, I may fall in love with you and your class and grace because I am so over exposed to these trashy sluts from Instagram to Porn…and a lot of them are good people…I just can’t jerk off to them or be proud about fucking them – since that is what they do…

Where as a girl like Rosie…gives off this girl you want to wife and make babies with vibe, which may not be that hot or erotic, but can be when staring at all her nude modeling shoots that she does because she likes it and not because she has to for attention…I mean she just fucking dominates…I am in love.

See More of How Rosie Hungtington is Amazing HERE and HERE

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2014

15

May

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Vogue Germany of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is in the latest issue of Vogue Germany…and I think it is pretty spectacular, but in my defence, I am a huge supporter of the charitable work Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has done for Bald people, by giving them hope that if they are rich and famous and in shape, probably a bit of an alpha who doesn’t give a fuck that he’s bald, because unlike most bald people, life kind of worked out for him.

Not to mention, she’s done a lot of great charitable work for the proving that Megan Fox is a talentless cunt and that any babe can take her place…

More importantly, she does nude modelling, and who the fuck doesn’t like a bit of that…especially when it’s at the tail end of her career rather than in the “sleeping her way to any where she can” point of her career…

Point being…she’s good. I’m a fan and I hate almost everything…

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2014

18

Apr

Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, Heather Marks Birthday Party Pics of the Day

Rosie Huntington Whiteley, Candice Swanepoel, and Heather Marks, got together because I guess it was a reunion from the lab their tall, blonde model asses were created in…and since the pilot project worked, their evil scientist creator, clicked on the “come back home button”….where they celebrated their collective birthdays since they all come from the test tube….

This is what human research in Nazi germany was trying to accomplish…I guess…and the tragedy in all this is that I wasn’t invited to this party…or more importantly, that this party didn’t happen on my face…

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2014

27

Mar

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Topless in Blackface for Vamp Magazine of the Day

Rosie Huntington Whiteley is in Vamp magazine…she’s alright, except for whatever the fuck they did to her face, that is either her being a racist in blackface, because black is way cooler than white, or maybe this is some social commentary on scat porn, where bitch likes getting shit on by bald headed action stars who you know are pretty dark and probably into some shit, that’s why she sticks around…that and the money…or maybe it’s just some bronzer, fake tan shit, and whatever it is, they are missing one thing, my cum dripping off her chin.

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