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2013

17

May

Glamour Models Take on i-D Magazine of the Day

This is pretty major for these UK Glamour models.

Girls who I always tease for not being actual models. You know just low hanging fruit that is built up to think it is hot, when really it only matters cuz it is topless.

Not that I have anything against girls who make it, or who are making money off their tits, in fact I love it.

I wish more average at best looking girls were broken enough to be doin it, because taking the traditional career route is just stupid, when you can get paid for your tits…

Historically all dudes want from you is to see your tits and lust after you, so use your vagina, it’s a far more marketable skill than a college degree.

That said, these Glamour Models are featured in some mainstream fashion site, topless, sure, that’s their move, but this is it…they can now say they are official models….and not some low grade shit…

Good times. Congrats.

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2013

22

Apr

Rosie Jones Romantic Shoot for NUTS of the Day

Here is Glamour model Rosie Jones posing in a photoshoot for NUTS magazine that reminds me of some romance shit, like when a 50 year old woman decides to compete with the porn her husband has chosen over her, by hitting up a cheesy photo studio in the mall, with fabric draped off the walls, a photo school drop out with a camera, and a woman who has lost her spirit, but who keeps on trying….only this is the Glamour Model, equally sad story, but with her whole life ahead of her, and a marriage that will probably be with a soccer player and far more luxurious….

Here are them there titty pics, all romantic and shit, like a strip club lap dance room, the picture version.

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2013

29

Mar

Rosie Jones Was Yesterday’s Page 3 Girl of the Day

Rosie Jones isn’t all that great, but she does one thing that is, and that’s posing topless, showing off her big natural tits, that I guess are worth celebrating, even if pig tits are everywhere thanks to the whole dairy industry hormones these girls all grew up on. I mean if they weren’t worth celebrating, why would she be making a career off them, cuz her success as a Glamour Model doesn’t step from her soft face, tall lean body and soft features…shit comes from her DDs….

These are some pics from yesterday’s page 3, to celebrate today’s death of Jesus, then resurrection of Jesus via hard boiled eggs and chocolate.

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2013

13

Mar

Rosie Jones Does Page 360 of the Day

Rosie Jones may be average at best….you know with her non existent ass…her short…uneventful legs….her face that is a barely even pretty when made up….but she strips down and shows her tits for magazines….proving that anyone who is willing to show their tits can make…and will get fans….and maybe even a footballer of a husband / retirement plan…because she proves that all it takes to be celebrated…is toplessness….and that is today’s life lesson…

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2013

05

Mar

Rosie Jones and Friends Are Hot in NUTS of the Day

Here are Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and India Reynolds posing together topless in NUTS because group topless modeling is exponentially better than topless modeling solo…cuz it comes with lesbian fantasies or at least fantasies of girls getting together for sleepovers where they run around naked and compare vaginas….something I like to think happens everyday at the gym in the locker room, every night girls pre-drink before going out, all the fucking time…cuz girls who aren’t bull dykes but know the ripples of each other’s labias…are girls I want to believe exist……making them the Glamour Models of the Day….

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2013

27

Feb

Rosie Jones & Holly Peers are Today’s Glamour Models of the Day

Here are the outtakes of some March photoshoot I’ve already posted the pics from….featuring Glamour Model Rosie Jones, who we have learned is far hotter topless that with her shirt on, because those great huge amazing tits allow us to divert from her average at best face….something all Glamour models have in common….that we only notice when they get cocky and think they are actual models who are allowed to keep their shirts on…

Here are the pics…of her and her “friend” cuz they are in this biz together, Holly Peers….

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2013

21

Feb

Rosie Jones is Awesome for Page 3 of the Day

A day is not complete unless I post a set of titty pics of some Glamour model…who is, despite popular belief, not an actual model, but some average at best looking girl with huge tits she’s willing to show off in front of a camera, which I guess in and of itself makes her an actual model, since she gets paid for this shit, but I just consider her a stripper using a different medium to pay the rent and get her great tits out there….and one of the more popular of these not real models who act like they are top models cuz of all the mail attention they get…is this Rosie Jones chick….and here she is for Page 3….in all her titty model glory….that you can’t help but love even if for the comedic aspect of all this…

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2013

18

Feb

Rosie Jones in Some Traditional Modeling of the Day

When you hose down the Glamour off the Glamour model and throw her in some low budget photoshoot for some ghetto swimwear that looks like it was done by a Sears photographer, you really get a sense of how not hot they actually are….you know when the tits are covered up, the body doesn’t look nearly as rockin’ and that obscure shaped face is not that of anyone who should be getting paid to be in front of the camera….reminding us just how important tits are in the grand scheme of a Glamour model, who has no business being a model, other than the whole getting naked shit, career….

This is for some shit called Simply Swim and it’s trash. I bet they were so stoked when they booked Rosie Jones…never expecting it to end like this…

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2013

05

Feb

Chanelle Hayes and Rosie Jones Hot for NUTS of the Day


Damn….NUTS UK is officially a softcore porn magazien…all it took was one lick from one chick to a topless to cross that invisible line of titty men’s mag to full on smut…and I love it…

If this was the 60s, this shit would be too hardcore for the newstands, no one would advertise on it, they’d go bankrupt with no place to go….but today…we’re all a bunch of perverts exposed to this greatness and a little titty sucking won’t stop Mercedes for getting on board with them….but from some reason…they won’t get on board with me…and call me a porn site…when all I do is post their ad supported smut…in what makes life almost unfair…but not that unfair cuz I get to stare at pics like this….

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2013

01

Feb

Holly Peers and Rosie Jones for FRONT’s March Issue of the Day

These girls are built to last….at least for a minute…which is long enough because in that moment of glory…their window of opportunity…their time to shine…they are getting nude pics shot of them and their greatness…like their tits…and pictures last a long time….even forever….far longer than they’ll be around…and that’s a lesson for all you girls…cuz when you’re 50….the memory of you at your prime…may not be enough for you…or your husband to remember the glory days…get that shit in pictures…cuz you lose it fast….and then send me those pics to save for safe keeping…I’m really good a keeping nudes….

Here are Rosie Jones and Holly Peers looking awesome.


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2013

29

Jan

Rosie Jones and Friends in Nuts Super Boob Issue of the Day

Hilarious…I just like the fact that NUTS puts out an issue called the Super Boob Issue….it’s journalism at its best…it’s like a huge fuck you to any journalism school they were probably kicked out of….by saying all it takes is tits to run a successful publication in this day and age…cuz tits get hits and people will always care about tits…all we have to do is celebrate tits all the fucking time with the same girls with great tits…and we will make millions with advertisers who don’t fear tits…and they do….

It’s like they got it all figured out…and the forumla is so fucking simple….makes me feel like a bit of an idiot….

Here are some highlights from their Super Boobs issue…yes…it is called their Super Boobs issue….Ridiculous…but hey…look at those tits…


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2013

15

Jan

Rosie Jones Topless for Nuts Outtakes of the Day

Glamour Model, a job title these girls gave themselves because it sounded better on a mortgage application and car lease and bank loan form than “I show my tits for money in magazines”….Rosie Jones…is in NUTS UK again…because they own her….or at least a percentage of her…cuz you know they aren’t makinbg a celebrity out of her tits for free…but what does that really matter….what matters is that they dig through the piles of attention seeking, daddy issue, busty girls and find the gold…cuz let’s face it…this Rosie Jones character…is gold…or at least in terms of girls who show her tits for money in magazines…..cuz I’m sure there are many hotter girls with a stronger moral foundation….who you may not want to jerk off to her tits in magazines….but you may want to impregnate and bring to your overbearing mother….or many hotter girls that cater more to my needs and live in a ditch and suck dick for 5 dollars…this one’s just too damn fancy.


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2012

05

Dec

Rosie Jones is Killing Me With this Nuts Shoot of the Day

I know Glamour Models don’t fucking matter…I know they are a dime a dozen…I know they are just strippers with some business sense and some contacts in the right places…I know this is nothing to be impressed by…but did you see these fucking pics of Rosie Jones? They are fucking amazing…and it’s hard to say a bitch is ugly, pathetic, a heathen or disgrace to her family and the catholic church…when she’s got tits like this…

I know Glamour Models are irrelevant…and should be ignored or at least not respected or celebrated for such easy mindless work…but did you see these fucking pics of Rosie Jones for the latest issue of NUTS…motherfucker…she’s ridiculous…in a good way.

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2012

29

Nov

Hot Shots 2013 Glamour Model Pin-Up Calendar of the Day

Rosie Jones and friends are in some Calendar that may not be of use to anyone and not because of the end of the fucking world…but because of technology…smart phones and computers motherfuckers make for no use for calendars…even if they come with semi-erotic fetish pics of girls who spend their entire lives doing this busty, low grade modeling shit….no one really cares about…except maybe the kid of people who buy calendars…


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2012

23

Nov

Rosie Jones Topless in Mexico of the Day

It’s black Friday…so why are you on your computer..unless you are too poor to shop even on cheapy friday….in too shit a job to get the day off…too rich to care for the savings…too uninterested to be amongst idiots rioting for 100 dollars off a TV….or unless you are reading this from the computer display counter at Best Buy that you waited 13 hours to get to…which I doubt cuz my site is blocked at best buy….and all other major retailers – cuz they are pussies….no matter why you are here….you’re living a pretty shitty life…staring at girls with huge tits who aren’t living a shitty life..on vacation in Mexico…beachin’ out topless…..cuz they have fucking won at life all for showing their tits – and as far as I’m concerned – that’s a valid life lesson you should all take home with you this glorious holiday season.

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