This is the shit animated gifs are made of….

Rosie Jones confuses me. I don’ really know who she is, I assume she’s a UK trash can of a woman who should be a stripper but managed to get a gig in a magazine cuz she was willing to get topless….work ethich that is good enough for me.

Here she is pushing the limits of modeling, you know really getting physical….doing a 360 degree turn as the camera snaps her….

What can’t this talent do…seriously, put her in the circus.

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Rosie Jones is a UK Glamour Model some of you may have already masturbated to before because UK Glamour Models are pretty much what Americans call Playboy Playmates…They are slightly above average looking, big titty, stripper looking trash, that gets naked for magazines….that aren’t quite porn mags….but are still mags teen boys jerk off to….even though there’s this crazy thing called the internet…..

It is safe to say that FHM is struggling cuz they are losing traction to other men’s magazines that were a little more hardcore than they were….in a time when looking at celebs in their underwear was ok…but nipples were better…you know beat at their own game by Nuts, Loaded, Front and whatever else is out there producing softcore cheesy shoots with these cheesy women….and now….FHM is trying to get competitive with the competition, evolving their hustle, with the competition’s women and naked strategy….so there may be some hope for them….you know at least they aren’t Maxim.

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I don’t keep track of trashy UK Glamour models, cuz I find them all tacky, cheesy bitches on pace with Jersey Shore….not to mention I have this preconceived notion that all bitches from the UK look like mill working industrial revolution syphlitic toothless fat Susan Boyle looking bitch….but I guess that’s just generalizing a pasty, sunless, working class people…without being realistic and remembering some of the hottest pussy comes out of the trailer park, anywhere in the world…

That said, I had no idea who Rosie Jones was when someone sent in a pic of her sucking off a popsicle, but now I do and she looks right proper..

especially in these pics from Loadd showing amazing tits…proper….Shit almost makes me want to go jerk off to the Queen on my money, to get down with the UK but luckily, I don’t have money cuz things would just get awkward…

Either way, here are my new found titties Rosie Jones…I anticipate a long lasting friendship with her….provided i remember who she is two days from now…

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