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2013

07

Aug

Sasha Cohen In the Right Position at the Wrong Angle of the Day

Retired figure skater Sasha Cohen posted this picture of herself in the park, pulling some kind of Yoga move I call “ready for anal”…with her ass up in the air and her pussy spread open under those shorts ready for entry…these Olympic athletes in obscure sports like skating, or swimming are all fucking perverts whether being molested by coaches or older lesbians in the locker rooms, they know what’s up.….but unfortunately she’s not perverted enough to post this shit from the right angle for the real fans…you know those of us who like their ass shots from straight up and not from the side…

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2013

04

Jun

Sasha Cohen’s Got a Great Ass of the Day

Olympic figure skater Sasha Cohen as at some dude named Victor Weir-Voronov’s pool party this past weekend, and like most pool parties, she got into a bikini, only at this party, she decided to pose for a group shot like a fucking boss, you know at the right angle to show off her fit round ass an ass she clearly knew she had, because most girls in bikinis who aren’t so confident about their ass posing, usually have a sarong or towel or oversized t-shirt to compensate, even when their asses aren’t half bad.

All this to say, this is just another example of athletic girls in to fitness because it is their livelihood, squatting their way into an ass I’d like to chip my tooth on.

Seriously, I love fit booty, and this one blows my fucking mind, unlike trying to masturbate to figure skating back when it was on the only channel I had, because along with tennis and swimming, the camel toe and panty flash is there, but so hard to time right your orgasm to right…

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2013

21

Mar

Sasha Cohen Does Some Bikini Gymnastics of the Day

Sasha Cohen is some Olympic figure skater who loves being in her bikini. This time she’s spiced it up with some YOGA poses in her bikini. Which is convenient, cuz I’ve been masturbating to Yoga girls on Instagram for the last month. It is my new hardcore porn, because there’s something nice about a contained body in spandex doing poses that are unnatural but amazing…especially when fantasizing about fucking them in that pose…

So like this was figure skating on a Sunday when hungover, with all the panty flashing, camel toe and athleiticism, and I’d be willing to jerk off to it…fit, tight, bendy….awesome.

Time to join the Yoga for the health benefits, but more importantly to stare at farting, tight asses.

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2013

25

Feb

Sasha Cohen Bikini for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck Sasha Cohen…I thought Sasha Cohen was Borat….but apparently she’s a girl in her bikini on social media that people are talking about…despite her body not really being an idea bikini body….well I decided to google her…turns out she’s some Olympic figure skater and not a new Ali G character, and her body, despite being that of an athlete, I would and have probably masturbated to back before I had the internet, when figure skating on sunday after noons was all that was on TV, it’s not really one I’m into right now…especially when all her pics involve that beard who is a mix of Bob Villa, Al from Tool Time, and the dude on American pickers…shit’s throwing me off….

Here are th epics anyway….

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2012

21

Dec

Sasha Cohen is a Bendy Figure Skate in Tights of the Day

Anyone ever jerk off to Figure Skating? I have.

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2012

06

Aug

Sasha Cohen Tweets her Bikini of the Day

I have jerked off to figure skating….much more than once in my life…and I am not ashamed….because I am Canadian and I think that is what we are all supposed to do at least once in our life….especially when we only get one channel…and that channel is the CBC…and the only thing on TV that Sunday hangover, is figure skating, filled with tiny built bodies and countless panty flashes…often camel toe or jacked up ass cheeks…all set to classical music…showcasing athleticism in a way that is almost romantic….

Her name is Sasha Cohen, she figure skates….she wins Olympic medals….she now is pushing the self shot bikini hustle for her fans…cuz like swim team…these motherfuckers are horny as fuck….and LOOKING BACK ON MY COVERAGE ….she’s proved she’s into getting attention….next stop…sex tape.

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2012

09

Jul

Sasha Cohen in Her Olympic Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Sasha Cohen Olympic athlete body in her bikini for twitter…because I guess she wants a little of that Olympic athlete in her bikini scandal that Australian swimmer got….or maybe cuz she’s put so much time and energy into her body and fitness that she feels the need to show it off like the dudes you see walking around your neighborhood topless…or maybe cuz she’s got higher muscle tone, higher testosterone and hire sex drive ad is ready to fuck…cuz all her figure skating partners are faggots who won’t put their dick in her….and she just wants someone to put their dick in her…cuz all those years of training never allowed for her to have a normal life….or maybe…just maybe…she’s like 90 percent of girl on instagram who like putting pics of themselves up in bikinis…cuz all girls are whores…who cares…just look at the pics…

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2012

14

May

Sasha Cohen Pole Dancing Pics for Twitter of the Day

Sasha Cohen is an Olympic Figure skater and doing what housewives, the same housewives who hate strippers, do to impress their husbands because secretly they wish they were strippers…all that male attention is all they’ve ever wanted but are too angry and full of hate to give into those urges of being an exhibiionist cunt….

Only difference is Sasha Cohen does it for twitter, blurry but still flexible, I mean she is pretty much a stripper professionally on the ice and on skates, only she leaves her clothes on as she bends and flashes panties. making this the logical progression of her career in the off season….or when injury and sponsorships dry up….I’m into her strategic planning for the future like so many dancers, both on ice and on stage before her….

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2012

12

Mar

Sasha Cohen Champion Figure Skater Bikini Top for Twitter of the Day

This is not the same Sasha Cohen who played Borat. This is the one who is some famous skating athlete…..who is posting her pictures of her bra on twitter…because figure skaters, like pro swimmers, are total whores….at least I like to think they are…you know always half naked, fit, traveling around, surrounded by gay dudes….especially after spending many sunday afternoons jerking off to figure skating because it was on the only channel I had – pre internet….all that panty flashing and camel toe like it was their job….all acrobatic and flexible….pornographic and amazing….

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