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2022

09

May

Aly and AJ Michalka Sisters in Thongs of the Day

I was never into Disney, I think I saw a handful of their animations as a kid and decided it was evil propaganda because I am just more enlightened than most of you fuckers I guess. This was before knowing that Disney owns all levels of the media and that their manipulating the mind of the youth, who I think shouldn’t be allowed on the internet, on screens, teach em how to be humans before letting them throw it all away as obese slobs on a screen…..

I do remember early in the site the Michalka sisters being the jerk off material for the people who liked Disney for the way they pulled talent, you know the young starlets that play wholesome, despite probably doing vile shit to become that talent, only to grow up as young broken sluts to keep society moving in the wrong direction.

I did posts on the sisters, since they were trending and I don’t know what’s popular or not, in the event you didn’t realize, this site is supposed to make fun of celebrity culture not groupie it like it was ELON MUSK….which is a weird thing to GROUPIE….no one likes nerds, but for some reason when they make billions, people think they are cooler than they actually are….they are still nerds…so stop jerking off to ELON and GATES….and go back to jerking off to the MICHALKA sisters..

The point is, they are slutty hot sisters, now older, but not too old to remember than there is strength in numbers, together stronger than apart, or some shit….because when it comes to sisters, we all want to seem them fuck each other, it’s genetically just masturabtion….ideally on our dicks…and anyone who has fucked a girl with a sister knows, the other sister, even when ugly, is appealing enough to want to fuck, just to see if their pussies match.

So sister fetishes are real, these sisters in thongs are real cuz they know the sister fetish, the ass on the left doesn’t look real, but nothing is real, so we’ll take it.

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2021

22

Jun

Aly Michalka Bikini of the Day

Aly Michalka is one of the Michalka sisters who I’ve seen around for years but for some reason are only in their early 30s, which would probably be more confusing if my seeing them around wasn’t just based on being low level slutty on social media or for the paparazzi, but was more that I knew who they were when they were first sold to Disney as child stars who haven’t done too much since being child stars….weird since they have the whole sister fetish thing going… money invested in them but then decided to just let them virtually disappear…I wonder who they pissed off or turned down when approached to do EVIl things…because I assume the Christian girls had a limit of what they were willing to do and that’s frowned upon in entertainment industry…they don’t like Jesus….

She is posting some bathing suit top pics and I like bathing suit tops.

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2019

02

Sep

AJ & Aly Michalka Twincest of the Day

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Twincest is the act of having sex with your twin….

Is it sex, is it incest, is it masturbation since you are genetically the same…but you could argue all siblings are genetically the same…but twins were in the womb together with a bond no one understands, so fucking each other is just masturbating….

If you visit porno sites you will know that the keep it in the family taboo is out of control….it is more popular than it was in the 70s…when incest porn was at its peak….and I guess that applies to twins too…

It is like I was on some idiot visionary on some psychic journey when I named this site, like I knew step-porn was going to make a comeback and be every second video on porn sites…I named the site based on what was going on in my life, more a commentary on being the drunk degenerate who hated responsibility, couldn’t have kids of his own, but could still have some input in a NOT YOUR REAL dad….but turns out it was a mistake because all the step-incest porn consumers get mad that this isn’t an step-incest porn site….and all the people exposed to step-porn…assume this is a creepy sexual thing…that celebrates creepy stepdads molesting their kids…cuz I guess they were raped by their step family…and that’s on them…

But twins fucking…that shit’s not creepy at all…is it.

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2019

16

Aug

Aly Michalka Topless of the Day

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Aly Michalka the people still care it seems…never ending career thanks to being on a Disney Show 15 years ago. Producing slutty content despite being old…cuz the fans are still hanging onto the dream and appreciate where child starring went for this one and her sister.

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2019

21

May

Possibly Aly Michalka Nude of the Day

Possibly Aly Michalka Nude

Aly Michalka…Disney Kid Dreams come true…sometimes it just takes 6 decades for it to come true…you know it’s the happiest place on earth, a magical place, the magical kingdom, the basis of so many make a wish foundations…so it was just bound to fucking happen…and like my grandma always said…you can’t rape the willing…no wait…not that “words of wisdom”… that one is just my favorite one….

What I was trying to say was – there’s no such thing as a bad thing when it’s naked….naked just elevates it to a higher state of consciousness or some shit…

So obviously seeing Aly Michalka naked is better than NOT seeing her naked. They should teach this in college.


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2017

04

Jan

Aly Michalka’s Butt Shot of the Day

Aly Michalka's Butt Shot

I still don’t really know who Aly Michalka is, I know she has a sister, I know they were in a band, I know they had a Disney show and I know one of them had a lot of plastic surgery, yet I don’t know much more about who they are, what they do…what they are about…what inspires them and makes them thrive…

After re-reading that paragraph, I know an insane amount about these Michalkas, I mean more than I probably should…and it’s all thanks to having a pervert blog for pervert people who watch Disney Channel in 2004…and who still care…..12 years later…where the once jailbait is now…because you are romantic…and I guess so is Aly Michalka as she shows you her panty wearing ass for no reason…other than to remind you she still cares….not quite a Jon Benet of her generation, but kinda..thanks to her parents who instilled very important morals and values into her…

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2016

18

Jan

Aly Michalka Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Aly Michalka – Ass in a Bikini…for her social media is not really exciting, but it exists….

I still don’t really know who Aly Michalka is, I know she has a sister, I know they were in a band, I know they had a Disney show and I know one of them had a lot of plastic surgery, yet I don’t know much more about who they are, what they do…or what inspires them…

I like to think that this bikini pic for her social media is a pretty good glimpse into what she’s about…I’m just surprised she didn’t recruit her sister for the pic…to really maximize the sister fetish like I assume they did back at their Disney Auditions..becuase Disney Execs young sisters…at the same time…because they are perverts who dilute their perversions…with money, pay offs to parents, feeding their egos, like they were Michael Jackson settling for the child rape he was accused of…

Right? I mean why else would she do this in her 30s….it stems from the core of who she is and how she was raised and I love her for that..

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2013

03

Dec

Aly Michalka in Some Bikini Goodness of the Day

I still don’t really know who Aly Michalka is, I know she has a sister, I know they were in a band, I know they had a Disney show and I know one of them had a lot of plastic surgery, yet I don’t know much more about who they are, what they do…and what they are all about…I mean after looking at these pics of her ass in a bikini posed over her balcony in St Lucia that she posted to the internet…I really want to get to know her at her core…literally…I’m romantic and perverted like that….but then again, these vapid celebrity really don’t have that much substance, so maybe this is all we need to know…and luckily for me, that’s enough…I mean sure a sex tape would be a more interesting approach…but I have low standards and expectations…I can deal with bikini pics.

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2013

11

Jul

Michalka Sisters New Video of the Day

I think a 3:30 minute intro for a couple of slutty Disney sisters, who are known for their implants and not so much for for their music career. You know the jailbait dad’s masturbate to because their kids make them watch their garbage shows and they aren’t all that bad looking…and because their inevitable meltdown when they realize they were robbed of a childhood means good times to come…

But it seems that AJ and Aly Michalka’s meltdown is making shitty music that is up on some hipster, Coachella, Americana vibe, when really it should be them in bikinis eating out each other’s asses out…because that’s what sisters we want to fuck are supposed to do..especially when they were once famous…

I guess their career has consistently been about them doing what they want, rather than what the people want, because their music career has existed, as a sisterly duo, since 2004…

Either way, I didn’t watch the shit, but for some reason I am posting it…

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2012

30

Aug

Aly Michalka in Bikini for Twitter of the Day

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Aly Michalka is some Disney chick who learned the importance of tits at a young age when the Diseny Execs were making her pose sex for them as they masturbated…..and has since gone one to great things…like buying herself a se of tits so that she get that attention again…only this time as paying work and not “do you know how many girsl would do this for free, it will launch their career, here’s 1000 dollars buy yourself something spcial cuz that’s all you’re getting Gary Coleman….now let’s play hide this Mckey Doll in an asshole”….kinda shit that I assume went down…..but only cuz that’s how it would go down if I was Disney….but more importantly that’s what I’ve concluded based on hard evidence of past Disney cast members who sold their souls to the company….

Either way, she’s at the lake and taking pics of her tits and I like it.

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