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2010

29

Jul

Ashley Tisdale and Aly Michalka Dressed like Cheerleaders of the Day

If you read the site, which you probably don’t, I do a thing called the Asshley Tisdale ugly watch, where I got on about how she is all hype and the only reason anyone bothered with her in the first place was because she lied about her age and pretended to be underage…and guys love underage chicks no matter how bad their face is. I got emails from people she went to school with and found out that bitch was pushing 30 and that’s why she’s always at the gym, cuz she’s trying to keep a youthful 23 year old figure, and the whole thing confused me, mainly because I didn’t like the fact that I knew who Ashley Tisdale was, but also because I care about working out why she and everyone else thought she was hot, while I could spend that time on better things, like masturbating.

Either way, she got cast in some show or movie as a cheerleader with a bad nose job, and here she is in her uniform, and I still think she’s ugly, but like young girls make one forget how ugly she is, cheerleader outfits have the same kind of power….

Another Disney executive sex slave, Aly Michalka is in the show too, only she’s more fun than Ugly Ashley TIsdale and shows some ass cheek….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Aly Michalka|Ashley Tisdale

2010

21

May

Aly Michalka’s Fake Lookin’ Tits of the Day

This is not a Paris Hilton impersonator, this is Aly Michalka who probably wishes she was as famous as Paris Hilton, because otherwise she wouldn’t do her hair like her, or dress like her in tight dressesr that you can make out her vagina mound in or magic push-up bras that make small tits look fake…

She was some Disney contract star with her sister and she probably slept with all the same execs Miley Cyrus did on her quest for fame and acceptance at a young age that sucking dick makes dreams come true especially in the Magic Kingdom…..only she isn’t as famous as Miley Cyrus, but she is trying to show off some tit to get noticed and it’s a start that should be acknowledged….

We gotta give Disney credit for breeding some of the best whores in the industry…they get them at a young age, show them the ropes and we get to watch their decline….

Here she is with Ashley Tisdale cuz Ashley Tisdale is the default pussy you stand next to if you want to look better than you actually do cuz Ashley Tisdale is Ugly…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Aly Michalka|Tits

2010

05

Apr

Aly Michalka and Her Disney Tits of the Day

Here’s another 21 year old Disney star trying to break free from her Disney role by wearing her lingerie as outerwear and jacking up her little tits so the motherfuckers look like little round tennis balls I want in my mouth…making her tits look fake even though they probably aren’t and if you’re wondering why she’s showing off her tit it’s cuz she has a new album coming out with her sister and everyone knows that tits make hits…..one thing about society I can honestly say I am happy about, cuz the bigger the whore the girl is, the happier I am….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Aly Michalka|cleavage

2008

20

Nov

Aly Michalka Looks Like a Fake Titty Gameshow Prop of the Day

Here is one half of the Disney Sisters you may or may not have wanted to fuck when they were on Disney or when they followed up their Disney stint with a couple of albums you may or may not have heard, fallin in love with, and played to yourself everynight on your ipod while falling asleep dreaming about the day you will one day be together.

She looks like a fake titty gameshow girl from the 70s, the kind would you’d see on Price is Right acting all inappropriate with a new fridge, or ice skates or dining room set, or even with a NEW CAR like the cheap slut that she is, before going back stage and letting Bob Barker eat her asshole. You know the what I’m talking about….

And I guess there’s nothing wrong with that, or the fact that she got herself a set of fake tits….because everyone’s allowed to spend their money trying to better themselves, even if breast implants are the worst fucking thing ever, not only do they look like shit, but they also come with shitty quality girls with shitty attitudes and it annoys me…

Posted in:Aly Michalka|cleavage|Implants

2008

30

Sep

Slutty Sisters of the Day

I don’t know who these twins are and I don’t really care because I got a fucking finger shoved in my ass toay and I am not really in the mood to use google, for fear that I may land on images of prostate exams being administered, which is never a good thing for me, because girls don’t have a fucking prostate, not that I ever tell them that for fear that they’ll catch onto my lie that is “lookin’ for cancer, since it’s pretty fuckin’ common” to get up in there in the first place and I’d hate my strategy to be let out of the fucking bag.

Either way, these girls look like they are down with anal, I mean all girls who were raised in Hollywood with dreams of fame are, and if they happen to be the only two who aren’t then I bet they are definitely down with showering together, because they are sisters after all and it’s only natural and that’s good enough for me, because they aren’t all that hot as one, but pretty fucking glorious as a tag team.

Posted in:AJ Michalka|Aly Michalka|Sluts

2007

13

Dec

I am – Aly & AJ Michalka Incest Fantasy of the Day

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Here are some pictures of sisters Aly & AJ Michalka leaving somewhere together. I always thought these girls were twins, because I’ve never put too much energy into learning their story, but being twins was a good thing, it made them a lot hotter to me, because I’ve always had this theory that twins having sex with each other isn’t really incest, because they can’t get each other pregnant, which is the same reason banging your sister with a condom isn’t incest, but it is pretty dirty, because twins pretty much the same DNA and that means they are the same fuckin’ person, so it’s just masturbation, hot lesbionic masturbation, while you banging your sister is just desperate and awkward, because she’s the only girl who talks to you…

Either way, I went to a strip club once and linked up with a set of twins who were working together because they saw the Double Mint commercial and realized that if they worked together and charged a premium to double the pleasure and double the fun, they’d make double the money than working alone. I went in thinking I’d be getting a lesbian show from sisters, because that’s what they led me to believe, but instead they just cockteased and never actually touched each other, despite me pitching my twins having sex is just like jerking off theory. They ended up charging me $50 and I left a poor, unsatisfied man, with a poor, unsatisfied twin fantasy I didn’t get to live out. But at least I got to stock up on food from the free buffet to cut my loses, but shoving as much of it as I could down by elastic bottomed sweat pants.

Aly & AJ Michalka are not twins, they are 2 years apart, but I’d still watch them fuck each other, but that’s just because I am a pervert. I don’t expect it to happen anytime soon, because they are Christians, but we all know what happens to Christians when they realize their parent’s way isn’t the best way because the bible oppresses them from having fun and girls just wanna have fun, at least that’s what the radio once told me.

The one on the left is already giving us the finger. I wonder how Jesus would feel about that kind of behavior, because you know that giving the finger is the gateway activity to taking it up the ass from multiple men in a back alley. Slut.


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