If you were once the obscure Italian “tv personality” who seduced George Clooney, because either he liked you while at his home in Italy, or because she was open minded to his weirdo homo sex parties, because “he’s George Clooney”….who may or may not have had her contractually bound for a given period of time…do you still make a sound when George Clooney is long done with you, you’re back in Italy, and no one fucking cares?

The answer is no, so you post nipples on instagram, and some of us bottom feeders will pick up on it because we’re pretty basic as fuck…and love nipples…especially on girls who dated someone famous long enough to matter even if it was just for a minute….

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The good thing about being one of George Clooney’s hookers, is that when he fires you can move onto showing the paparazzi your tits…

Elisabetta Canalis was one of George Clooney’s hookers, and now that the contract is up, so she’s showing the paparazzi her tits…

He’s onto a new girl…

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The good thing about being one of George Clooney’s hookers, is that when he fires you can move onto model lingerie for some shitty company for very little money but for the adoration of perverts everywhere because it’s way better than being the beard to some famous rich actor who could have provided you with the best fucking life ever, but instead disposed of you…

As far as I’m concerned, if she’s not good enough for Clooney than she’s not good enough for me…but her ass is good enough for me to stare at.

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If you care what George Clooney pussy that is no long George Clooney pussy and that was only George Clooney pussy for a very short period of time, probably while a lot of other pussy, and maybe even some man pussy, because actors are narcissists who love themselves and fuck anything that feeds their ego, not to mention it’s a pretty fucking gay profession, even if they are marketed as men’s men…remember Rock Hudson, that motherfucker died of AIDS and it wasn’t from fucking hot dirty whores…it was from taking it in the pooper…

Never believe what they tell you….

But definitely believe that this ass looks pretty good in a bikini, it’s not as hair or fat as most Italian widows I know, you know since her opportunist ass, the one in this bikini, lost her potential husband / meal ticket, when Clooney fired her….

Who cares. Seriously.

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I guess this is what life after Clooney looks like. Elisabetta Canalis, known for being the vagina the George Clooney didn’t cum inside, because if he did, she’d have at least one kid, cuz based on her behavior, she knows the rule of the opportunist slut with a hot body. Leading me to think Clooney has a Vasectomy, not that I care about Clooney sperm count, or even this Elisabetta Canalis, who’s only other hit, other than being “hit” by George Clooney’s balls against her ass, is being an extra Deuce Bigalow – European Gigolo…but I do care about any ass, or at least about looking at any ass, that looks like this. Let’s hope she keeps producing this kind of smut, you know to make herself matter like she did when she was an A-Listers arm candy, doing it on her own, like a good little trick….

I mean use your gold digging groupie opportunist ladder climbing to actually ladder climb…

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You know what happens when you date George Clooney and all of a sudden become relevant….or at least relevant enough to be on Dancing with the Stars…despite having never been a star…but instead a vagina to a star for less than a year….people forget you exist and you are forced to produce your own sexy pics…for social networking…hoping another A or even B lister will come your way so that you can film a sex tape people will actually watch…and I am okay with that but only cuz desperation excites me.

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Pictures of Elisabetta Canalis hanging onto her fame for being an A-Lister’s vagina now that she is not an A-Lister’s vagina is pretty funny…you know to see what she will go through to get noticed or any attention…when it was all so easy when she was sticking Clooney inside her…now she’s done Dancing with the Stars…and is forced to attend events in bikini top….next step handing out sun tan lotion samples at Costco…..

It’s kinda fucking funny.

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If your claim to fame is that you were banging George Clooney for a minute a year ago, or at least banging in theory, provided he’s not the homosexual he has been rumored to be, and you post a bikini pic on Instagram, does it make a sound?

I am thinking yes, because the lovely thing about instagram is all the fucking bikini pics posted by decent looking girls who would otherwise never accept your friend request cuz you look weird, but who all kinda want to be famous, cuz that is the culture we’ve grown up with, that they don’t mind us liking, commenting, jerking off or fucking tap dancing to their pics….as long as we click the like button cuz it helps their fucking ratio…..matter…every last one of their pics matter and I plan on masturbating to all of them.

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