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2023

10

Mar

Joanna Krupa Bar and Panties of the Day

20 Years ago Joanna Krupa was just a Polish immigrant raised in America on Cabbage and goodtime, sold off to the men’s magazine as one of their go-to glamour models because she was hot, only to fade away and somehow have a second life on reality TV…..until slowly morphing into whatever the fuck this face that looks ike it’s been photoshopped onto her is.

Is she an AI, is she a Filter, is she a human, is this Joanna Krupa or the preview of the Joanna Krupa video game where you have to pose your hot body, even in its old age, in various positions of hotness….a boring videogame, but one I am sure we could all jack off to if we tried.

I want to saw she’s back, but I think this may be a photoshop collage….an art project…just weird and creepy.

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2022

10

Jun

Joanna Krupa’s Pug Erotica of the Day

I have not done a post on Joanna Krupa in what must be a decade or more. Yes, I’ve been doing this site since Joana Krupa was a well known “Lad Mag” covergirl…..the Polish pussy that came to America as a child, but that is still a big deal in Poland, because I guess they were excited that she was able to transition her hot tits from outdated magazine photoshoots where she was pretty fucking hot, on some mail order bride despite being American and not keen for a passport, the mail order fantasy of being able to scoop up a KRUPA of your own was real….to reality TV, being a Housewife with a rich husband, the basic goal of any and all models…..which for the record is far better than modern transitioning….that involves cutting the tits off…

Anyway, I don’t know what the fuck Krupa has been up to, but she’s still looking pretty good despite being old as shit by now, I guess there are ways to prevent the rot when you’re rich….

I could also be overhyping this since I am a pug owner, pug lover, devoted pug fan, committed to the pug species and anyone who pugs is my kind of motherfucker, made better when they have tits busting out of their age appropriate swimsuit.

Here she is doing farm shit, maybe Simple Life Warsaw or something….who knows…

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2021

12

Mar

Joanna Krupa’s Back with her Ass of the Day

This one is for the old timers, which I assume that you all are because I don’t believe in marketing to the younger generation, we don’t need them in these parts, with their woke nonsense while doing sex work nonsense…I mean I’ll keep posting their nudes…but this site is for you….dear Joanna Krupa fan…who remembers the 45 year old reality star from before she was a reality star…just a Polish Immigrant in all the popular men’s magazines at the time….who really played up the whole Polish thing because it was an angle, even if she was hot enough to not need an angle…her looks good just carry her into Sugar Babying and if she was to come out now, you’d like be subscribed to her only fans, but since she Sugar Babied and reality showed properly, she doesn’t need that shit…but she still posts pics of her ass in bikini so there’s that…

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2018

26

Sep

Joanna Krupa Hard Nipples of the Day

Joanna Krupa Hard Nipples Blue Tight Shirt

Joanna Krupa has been grinding at this bikini model shit longer than I’ve been running a blog…from Maxim to FHM to years of fucking silence…cuz girls who have fake titties and decent bodies are a dime a fucking dozen…

She never landed a respectable fucking job…but probably fucked a producer, got on Dancing with the Stars…like Alexis Ren, even though she was never a fucking star…but the show needed cleavage dammit…there’s only so much Steve Wozniak a motherfucker can take when his wife makes him watch that ABC produced Housewife SMUT….

She turned that to Real Housewives….to nothing but a hard nipple bitch in a tight shirt for the paparazzi…

Doing it for POLSKA…even though she’s been in America since she was two years old, it just makes her seem more international…

None of this matters…but it’s nipples trying to matter…and we like that.

Joanna Krupa Hard Nipples Blue Tight Shirt

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2018

15

May

Joanna Krupa Bikini of the Day

Joanna Krupa Tits and ASs in a Green Bikini on the Beach

Joanna Krupa is pretty much a rock bottom, struggling for air, drowning personality I am amazed I know exists…

That is because she decided to use her low level MAXIM model existence and bring it to Dancing with the Stars, which proved to be a great platform for a near 40 year old model no one cared about to finally become a star..They needed a hot chick and she was a Hot Chick in Maxim girl…hardly a fucking star….but good enough…

She was able to push that to a reality show, Real Housewives, and paparazzi fodder, so an otherwise forgotten set of tits, classic looking 90s tits, has a legacy to allow her to live on.

Now she’s pushing 50 and still up to the same tricks…because a trick is a trick is a trick…and this trick’s trick is bikini-wearing.

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2018

01

Jan

Joanna Krupa Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Joanna Krupa showing off her airbrushed pussy in a nude photoshoot

Joanna Krupa is a bootleg celebrity….she’s not actually a celebrity but she was on a series of well watched, or at least they tell us they are well watched,Reality Shows…

Shes’ got over 1 million followers on Social Media so I guess that means she matters, or counts, even though you can buy 1 million followers for about 1,000 dollars…

She’s best known to me as an early 2000s, we’re talking Y2k model who never made it as a model, but who was in magazines like Maxim…masturabtion fodder to pervert dudes who read that shit….well now she’s older but still getting naked.. flashing her pussy lips…and that pussy lips look like a good pussy to me….because old, irrelevant, washed up, clickbait or not…she’s looking good…

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2017

12

Dec

Joanna Krupa gets Wet of the Day

Joanna Krupa Showing off her body in a black bra

Joanna Krupa is a bootleg celebrity….she’s not actually a celebrity but she was on a series of well watched, or at least they tell us they are well watched, TV is so archaic they can’t track shit…but they give a bunch of trailer park 60 year old a box to attach to their tv – to track the garbage they watch…and the networks multiply that number by number of subscribers….totally not accurate…an ad scam for 60 years…billions of dollars on lies…and people like Krupa mooch bitches mooch on it…

From men’s mags in the 90s…to hot pollack american…who mooches being pollack is the old as fuck in a bikini…

No one cares….

Maybe you do….

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2014

15

Oct

Joanna Krupa Bikini Catalog Model of the Day

Here are some photoshopped catalog pics of fame whore Joanna Krupa, going back to her roots now that her show was cancelled and she is forced to go back to the only thing she knew…low level campaigns for companies…cheesy photoshoots no one cares about…but her older, but still great body…can get the recognition it deserves. Instead of being “I like the blonde one with the fake tits”…she can be “I like the one from that show no one watched, yeah the blonde one with fake tits”…you see because…none of this TV shit really matters..what matters is that she doesn’t have a sex tape yet…that’s what confuses me in everything that is Joanna Krupa…here are these 1998 Maxim caliber pics…feeling like a Throwback Thursday a day early…

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2014

02

Oct

This May Be Joanna Krupa Trying to Stay Relevant of the Day

I think it is safe to say that these titty pics of Joanna Krupa were not hacked in any way possible. If they are her…they were leaked intentionally to rope herself in on any press she can…

Joanna Krupa has been a “Glamour Model” for the last 20 years, and before landing her Dancing with the Stars – turned – Housewives of Miami show…she was pretty much an escort…I mean…she’s got the fake tits to prove it. Fake tits I can’t imagine haven’t been shown hundreds of times before. You know because that’s 96% of the reason she would get booked on jobs.

I would assume that these tits have been shown for money, sometimes for fame, sometimes to get ahead…and her scammed worked for her, that was until a few months ago when her show got cancelled and she had the bug…the fame bug…the taste in her mouth she couldn’t get out…the “this is what I’ve had sex with so many people to achieve, I can’t lose it now”…

So release pics, show nipple, even though no one cares about even Jennifer Lawrence’s nipples, we are all desensitized, and hope for the best…maybe people will talk, maybe a sex tape offer will come in, anything…please god anything…is what she’s got on her mind…

I assume I’ll get a Laywers letter about this…but her face isn’t in the pics and really who fucking cares…

I’m just posting it to help her out, like an old friend…who knows she needs this last hurrah..

Here she is at an event cuz she’s working it hard CLICK HERE

Here she is in workout clothes cuz she’s working it hard for attention CLICK HERE

No one cares….:(

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2014

02

Sep

Joanna Krupa in a Bikini of the Day

Joanna Krupa posted this bikini picture of herself to her instagram, I don’t know if she’s really relevant anymore, or really ever was…

I just think she just pulled some awesome scam that involved booking dancing with the stars, right when her glamour model career was about to dry up and end.You know when she was fed up with all the sex for money she probably had to have in order to live the life of luxury she wanted. I can’t confirm she was a hooker like so many of these wannabe famous chicks before her…and I guess after her…but I can say that from an outsider perspective on her body and her body of work alone, it kind of looks like that’s exactly what she is…

Her show has been cancelled, I assume she’s pushing 40, she’s still enough of a babe though, I guess Eastern Europe has that going for them, money hungry babes, all thanks to communism, not that Krupa knows anything about Eastern Europe Communism. She only fucks with that if it’s an opportunity to exploit for money because she’s from there and born there…but raised in America since she was 2…and pretty far removed from that…but luckily for you, not far removed from wearing bikinis.

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