Here is 38 year old Paz Vega showing off what having three kids does to a stomach, and it’s nothing good…which is why they have adoption, or puppy rescue, because there are so many options that are less narcissistic than wanting to have your genetic line continue…by letting a dude come in you and shitting out a baby 9 months later…to maintain your vanity and speak to your maternal instinct…I mean whenever I think about having kids, I just cum in the girl’s ass, it’s practically the same sensation…with less 18 – 30 years of bratty, whining, annoying….

That said, I don’t know who the fuck Paz Vega is or why I am looking at her stomach…but can assume it has everything to do with the paparazzi and her bikini.

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Paz Vega is in a Bathing Suit in Harper’s Bazaar Mexico….

I just have no idea who Paz Vega is….other than some Spanish Actress pushing 40 who is best known for being in who gives a fuck…she’s in a bathing suit for a magazine and she’s not too old or too fat..for me to ignore, even if she was old and fat I’d still be looking, but maybe it is cuz her name is so fucking stupid sounding…and I love that shit…you know hot for weird ethnic names since my name is Jesus, which is like Bob in Mexico, but for some reason a joke here to you ignorant hick motherfuckers.

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36 year old Spanish Actess Paz Vega who is best known for who gives a fuck…seriously…does her IMDB really fucking matter to you fucking losers…okay fine…she was in Sex and Lucia where she was the girl you probably jerked off to…if you saw Sex and Lucia….which you probably didn’t cuz you are a retard…and don’t understand movies that don’t have fart jokes in it…and luckily she catered to that in Spanglish..staring Adam Sandler…right…doesn’t matter…like I said…why don’t you listen to me next time…I feel like I am having a schizophrenic episode..talking to myself…don’t blame me…blame my misery…my fat wife…and this amazing hooch I made out of rubbing alcohol and tang…is see trippple and I won’t get scurvy…cuz shit’s packed with Vitamin C…..

Oh right..Paz Vega…did a photoshoot and baby got back,…

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Paz Vega in GQ Mexico and the world said “Who is Paz Vega”….except for all the hispanics…because they know and love…even if they hate…every single hispanic who has made it in the world of entertainment…they buy, support, endorse, and do all they fucking can to celebrate one of them making it….even if his hispanic is not even hispanic…but just Spanish from Spain….the laguage she speaks is enough…

She’s been in movies like Spanglish…..and she’s the for L’Oreal Spain…and she’s now in GQ Mexico looking kinda hot for a 36 year old…

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Those Europeans….are amazing. Less guns, More Pussy. That’s their slogan when you get off the plane….

Not that I know anyting about PAZ VEGA or Europe cuz I’m too broke to be a traveler…but I did go to Cuba once and all the topless bitches in thongs were all free-spirited Europeans but unfortunately, my budget allows for the quality woman you’d rather not see in a thong bikini, and I think the only reason the topless thonged bitches were Euro was cuz America, the Land of the Free aren’t allowed in Cuba cuz that’s just one of the many trade-offs about being so free…you know not being allowed things…cuz thong bikini isn’t a geographic thing…it’s an every where thing…and today it is on Paz Vega…

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Who the fuck is Paz Vega and why the fuck is she on my website? Make her go away. Seriously. She’s freaking me the fuck out.

Here are a few redeeming pictures of her….cuz I’m not entirely an asshole…

Here are the horrible recent pictures of her and her hardface on that immigrant show with a penis shaped puppet…..

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