It is unlike me to post after I post the stepLINKS but today is a special day. Harry Morton just bought an engagement ring at Cartier and plans on proposing to Lohan this weekend. I assume dude’s knocked her up and that’s why her uterus is lookin a little fatter than usual. Another AIDS baby is just what the world needs. Morton probably should have used a condom. I’d like to thanks his Grandfather and Father for their restaurant money making skills that put him in a position to knock up Lohan.

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