I am so fucking excited. Not because James Blunt is on Oprah, but because it is the VMAs. This is my favorite award show and I think I am going to liveblog this fucker. For those of you who don’t know what liveblogging is, it’s some lame blogger terminology that screams “I AM A VIRGIN” and means I write a post as I watch the award shows because that’s how important I think my opinion is. I doubt I’ll do it. I am lazy and hungover today.
On a side note, my traffic has gone to shit and I got this email explaining why:
I can no longer get my drunken stepfather while at work. The site drunkenstepfather.com has been flagged as a “Malicious Web Site” by the program Websense. Websense is a program that companies use to stop their employees from going to “inappropriate” websites.
John Travolta Gay Kiss – Weird GO
What he forgot to mention is that people stopped visiting the site because it sucks and so do these links….but click them, then watch the VMAs at 8pm, then go chase some skirts. Homo.
Last Night’s Party is at the Magic Tradeshow for Ben Sherman because Corporations Like to Run After Things they are told are cool. So They Fly Weird Gay Black Photographer’s Around the Fucking Globe cuz they have a Hipster Following. I Will Never Be the Next Big Thing…..But the Tits in These Pics Might Be….
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stepMUSIC: Wax on Radio
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This Made the National News Yesterday, So that Means It’s Old News, It’s CNN’s Audio Fuck Up. It’s Funny.
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This is Cracked Magazines Top 10 VMA Moments, Smart Thinking To Promote This Today Guys!
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Paris Hilton Has Sucked 3 Dicks in Her Life
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Here are 4 Young Blondes Posing Naked
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Superficial Friends is a Cartoon by Heavy. I saw this Floating Around Last Week, So I am Linking it Here Today
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A Weekly Paper in Seattle has a Feature Called Ask a Mexican. Sadly, I am not as Famous.
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Jessica Alba’s Tight Ass
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Angelina Jolie and Her Tattoos Pics
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Hot or Not: Alice Greczyn
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Pictures of People Humping Things Always Remind Me that Life Can Be Funny
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This Dude Claims to be a Receptionist at a Management Company, and Makes Videos While at Work. IF it’s True, I predict he gets hired by SNL or gets his own TV show. He is the LastNightsParty of YouTube
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Some More Beyonce Nipple/Cleavage/HUGE AREOLA Pics
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Some Tits on Flickr
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A Place to Meet Swingers
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This blog is funnier than mine but Dude writes a lot and I hate reading. From what I did read he is funnier than me (not saying much) and has pics of asian cunt
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The New Survivor Puts Different Races Against Each Other. I am Rooting for the Spics.
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Christina Ricci Smoking – Post Written by an ex-Hustler Editor – Mean’s Dude’s More Reputable than Me…
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Some Girl’s Making her Vag Smoke
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Some Young Looking Girl Getting All Naked and Shit
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Here’s Some Michael Jordan Footage, Reminding Us All That He Was Hero to Basketball
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This is FUCKING JOKES, This Bitch Plays Videogames with a Headset, Bitch is a Geek, and Get Naked
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WickedWeasel has a New Contributor Update
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Buy Absinthe and Have a Good Ol’ Time, I need to Sell 100 Bottles or I get Sued, If any of you buy, email me so I know they aren’t Lying to Me.
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