I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2007

23

Jan

I am – Katie Lohman not Lohan’s Pictures of the day

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I don’t know who the hell this bitch is, but these pictures are supposed to be for her Myspace site, whatever the fuck that means….I check her out on IMDB and her acting career is almost as tight as Perez Hilton’s credit of “Guy in the Back of the Classroom sucking dick”…only hers are a little more generic like…Bachelorette #2, Attractive Woman, Female Barber, Stripper #2, Go Go Dancer, Lap dancer….

I don’t really post pictures of Trannies that often, but I am only doing it because I figure having you jerk off to trannies is one step closer to you accepting that you will never get pussy and should just turn faggot because faggot’s are pretty much willing to fuck anything, anytime, anywhere. That’s how the whole AIDS thing started. I am not anti gay and I don’t know that a fag will actually slam you, but I definitely know a girl won’t, so I am just trying to give you hope….and at least she’s one of those hot trannies who you don’t know is a tranny until their dick is in your mouth and you still think you lucked out cuz of her flat stomach, thin legs and huge tits….

I am a life-coach like that, so don’t be surprised if you see me on Dr Phil teaching some teenage girl how to brush her teeth. If you don’t know what I mean, I can only assume you don’t watch Dr Phil and that means you either have a job or cable…in both cases you should use your money to buy stepshirts..but the chances of that are as likely as you getting your hands on Katie Lohman’s cock…

Point of all this is to stay I’d still bang her if I could, but I have no standards and she is probably better than most of the hookers I’ve smoked crack with. I think that’s my new sign-off, I am still ironing out the kinks. Cuddles.


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